Friday, July 28, 2006

Doodles in the sand - Fat Fucks

No you bunch of mental midgets, don't be fooled by the title. The Evil Atheist does not indulge in pseudo-philosophical ramblings about the purpose of life or the reason for existence. Go fucking read Ingersoll or something.

The BBC recently heralded that there is now a "New way to treat obesity" Don't you think it's fucking stupid to classify "obesity" as a fucking disease? These bastards aren't sick! They are just fat. Most of them just fucking can't stop eating. Fuck them. That is not a "disorder"! It's called "being a fat fuck". It is not a disease! It's simply eating like a fucking rutting pig. You want to give them treatment? Get them to a fucking gym and lock them up for a week or ten. Better still, let them watch a bunch of starving kids devour a plate of beef jerky. They don't get any fucking sympathy from me.

The article mentions that fatter people tend to have lower levels of a hormone and therefore cannot recognise when they are full. No shit, Sherlock? I would have thought that having finished off a twenty course mid-morning snack would have given them a clue? Or for that matter the fact that they haven't seen their dicks in twenty goddamned years? What other fucking excuses are we going to find for these wastes of protoplasm?! We already bend over backwards accomodating these oversized motherfuckers in public transport systems. Hospitals in the US have special beds to cater to their fucking bulbous asses, and now they have this new excuse for their size.
"Boofuckinghoo! I don't want to eat thirty fucking Big Macs in a row! It's just my hormones! I need help!" Fucking douchebags. Dude, if you can't see your dick, stop eating.

The "treatment" incidentally involves hormonal additions which help to "curb appetite". What the fuck for? What the fuck happened to good old fashioned self control? These fat fucks can't even be bothered to take responsibility for their own dietary choices that perfectly good research time has to be spent trying to save these fucks from eating everyone else out of house and home. Fuck them and their fucking clogged arteries. These bastards should pay for this research out of their own fucking pockets rather than expect society to fund "treatment" for something as stupid as shoveling food down one's throat. That money is better used for cancer cures or rehabilitating drug addicts. We should treat these bastards with more condemnation than smokers. At least smokers for the most part damage only their bodies. These fucks make less food available for kids in fucking Ethiopia or something. Fuck them to hell.

We are such a fucking politically correct society these days that you can't even call these fucks out for depleting the earth's resources any more. Soon they will be finding a way to try and treat fucking stupidity.

2 comments:

throughglassdarkly said...

The only thing worse than the corruption of power is the corruption of weakness and anxiety. And to me that is what Lee the Son is experiencing.

Slave said...

Yeah, send all these unrepentent fat bastards to boot camp. Watch them lose 10 lbs a week.

Save the world billion of dollars, which can be put to far better use. Like medical research and eliminating poverty.