Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Fuck this

Folks,

Many of you have in the past asked me to tone down my language so that I would express myself better. I have been compromising here and there, trying to make the Evil Atheist sound more like a mature, smart leftist-libertarian than an angry, rebellious foul mouthed yob, all in deference to many of your wishes. I have tried to keep most of my rants free of needless expletives while trying to put forth a cogent argument without the need to turn to gutter language to emphasise my point. For the most part I think I have done rather well considering the old Evil Atheist was someone who would probably say "fuck" at least three fucking times in a fucking sentence and end it with fuck.

Just yesterday I read some of my "cleaner" rants. For the most part they were clean, argumentative and hell, some even a little thought provoking.
Well, Fuck That.

The Evil Atheist will, henceforth, go back to the angry, foul-mouthed, hate-filled rant spewer.

Why?

Because the Evil Atheist sees no need to censor himself, especially since he lives in a country where self-censorship has been the way of life ever since 1965.
Because the Evil Atheist sees himself as a ray of fucking bitter sunshine in a world dominated by people who talk about their ingrown fucking toenails.
Because the Evil Atheist has come to realise that a large section of his audience is made of compulsive mouth breathers who can't fathom an expression of a thought that is made of more than four words.
Because the Evil Atheist feels that there is nothing he can say that is not more hate-filled and bigoted than what a clegyman says every Sunday.
Because the Evil Atheist knows the power of words and that like John Maynard Keynes once said, they must be a little wild for they are the assault of thought on the unthinking (Thanks Chris).
Because the Evil Atheist is not out to educate microcephalic spawn of cousin-fuckers on the benefits of thinking. He is out to beat them on the head repeatedly with the club of logic, spiked with the barbs of colourful language, regardless of collateral damage.

The Evil Atheist is pissed off.

So for those who have been clamouring for the old Evil Atheist (you know who you are), I am back.

For those who wish for clean rants on topics I write about, go to The Chronicles of the Beast . His shit is clean and he has a whole team of fine writers to write about a whole range of issues, and since the Evil Atheist is promoting it, it is obviously very very good. Don't say I never did anything for you fuckers.

2 comments:

Slave said...

Keep up the fucking language!

BEAST said...

Ha Ha Ha.

The old evil Hades is back.