Stupid

You know, it's almost too easy to pick on Americans under their Dear Leader. It's like fucking beating up a cripple, or stealing candy from a baby. But just like these two pastimes, occasional indulgence in it is rather therapeutic and is recommended by me as an alternative cure for fucking nose cancer.

So, here goes (fuck, I don't have nose cancer but I figured, why take chances eh?)

Their Dear Leader continues to be a source of inspiration for all dim bulbs everywhere. I am sure there is some kid, sitting at the back of tenth grade with colouring books looking at this waste of space and going "golly! Maybe one day I can be prez-o-dent!", and then drooling all over his colouring book because he's fucking retarded. The man, along with Singapore's own national embarrassment of shit flinging monkeys, are irrefutable proof that in a democracy (or even a fake one) ANYBODY, literally any fucking body (hell a dead body) can be a president (or prime minister).

Bush as Dear Leader is also known recently shit himself twice. First, when he vetoed a bill 75% Americans were for (Apparently the remaining 25% were still trying to decide if rocks were edible and couldn't make their point of view known). This bill would have made more money available for research into stem cells, the next big thing since antibiotics as far as medicine is concerned. Majority of Americans supported it and those who didn't were the usual religious wingnuts who would rather cure leprosy by dipping a bird in the blood of another dead bird (Read it! It's in the fucking Bible, book of Leviticus).

Bush went on to appear like a complete doofus in Europe, not realising his mike was on, ordering his roadie Blair to tell Hezbollah to "stop this shit" and then telling him to get him a double shot bourbon on the rocks. Okay I made the bourbon part up, but could you tell?! A university of Texas professor made the understatement of the year by saying "Internationally, he is not seen a man of great nuance and complexity"! Err, no dipshit. Internationally he's seen as a violent, drunk fratboy with all the intellect of deceased livestock. Why do they even bother making excuses for the guy? Shit, Americans should just come out and say it: We elected this idiot because we want to show the world that we are a violent, ignorant and apathetic populace, numbed by American Idol and Budweiser, lulled into a false sense of greatness by propaganda and kept stupid while the super rich run off with all the fucking money.
(Blair, being the obedient and slightly smarter stooge, turned off Bush's microphone.)

Sometimes I wonder what it must be like to be a complete idiot like this man. How must it feel to have absolutely no fucking thought in that skull? How can one live with a constant buzzing between the ears? No wonder the guy was drunk most his life. That was the only way he could be assured of intelligent conversation with himself. Fuck, after a few shots of Macallan in me I am fucking Albert Einstein in my eyes.

This man who calls himself the "Decider" shouldn't be left in charge of a fucking pair of shoes much less a country with nuclear weapons. But true to form, Americans were stupid enough to vote him (TWICE!) and thirty percent of those sheepfuckers still support this guy, so I say they deserve all they get, including fucking nose cancer. Guilty by association, the lot of them.

But Americans count yourself lucky. It could have been worse. You could have had Lee the Son as your president. You think your president is stupid, holy fucking jackshit wait till you see the Leedership we have here.

I will leave you all here. I need to go to the toilet to take a Leedership.