Tuesday, July 25, 2006

What the Fuck is going on in the Middle East?!

Holy jumpin' Jesus...

What the fuck is wrong with the damned Middle East?! At first it was just the stupid Americans stumbling like a blind man through a mine field through Iraq. After that, Iran started sabre rattling, and then Syria and Lebanon and now the stupid Israelis, suddenly feeling irrelevant, go postal on some dirt poor country with rocks as missile systems. Not wanting to be left out of the action, the Iraqis take a novel approach, attempting to win freedom from the Americans by bombing themselves.

The Middle East has been called the Holy Land for two fucking long. Fuck, those idiots have been fighting since godknowswhen over which invisible man to worship. Let's call it the Unholy Land and then we'll see which idiot now decides to support these fuckers.

What the fuck is the whole shit about man? I mean Hezbollah kidnapped two Israeli army guys. I repeat this.. SO FUCKING WHAT?!

Does the kidnapping of two unranked idiots justify what can possibly lead to WW3?! Besides, Israel seems to be hitting everything else but terrorist cells. So far they have sent their missiles into hospitals, refugee camps, civilian trucks, schools and probably even a titty bar or two. In other words everywhere else but where these fuckers are held hostage. What the fuck does Israel hope to achieve? Right now it has probably pissed off every muslim nation from Afghanistan to fucking Zaire. People are probably queuing up to sign up at the next Al Qaeda recruitment drive (Coming soon to a fucking Madrassah near you). I hope for the sake of the rest of the world Israel gets stuck in a good, long quagmire like the US in Iraq. Fucking Jews have been running around fucking things up in the Middle East whole-sale. It is high time someone served them a good helping of whoopass with a large spoon. If it has to be a violent, bigoted, ultra fundamentalist organisation, then so be it. At least now maybe they'll think twice before letting automatic weapons loose at kids flinging rocks.

I actually had some hope in that right-bastard Olmert. He appeared to be a real peace negotiator, effectively moving out of the Gaza strip but it turns out he was just another warmonger who made Ariel Sharon look like fucking Gandhi in comparison. He is proof of the old saying "be careful what you wish for". The bastard managed to out-Sharon fucking Sharon and bomb the crap out of Lebanese town after Lebanese town, flattening everything in sight and suddenly claiming to be a fucking humanitarian by claiming that at least they haven't invaded that damn country with infantry and tanks.

What the fuck is the world doing about this? Well, the European chapter of NAMBLA at the Vatican promptly swung into action, praying for peace. Yeah, real effective, Ratzinger! If only global hunger could be solved so easily. But I guess one shouldn't be too hard on them. Their action had more balls than the action of the entire non muslim world combined. The Americans just used it as an excuse to brush over the ongoing fuckups in Iraq (notice how suddenly the numbers killed in Iraq disappeared from the front page of CNN?), the EU immediately began talking about imposing sanctions against Iran while the Japanese just sat their with their thumbs up their asses, digging their noses. These buttpirates have no fucking balls man. No fucking balls whatsoever. Why the fuck is Israel important to the world? What does it contribute to the world apart from fucking violin players? Why is the global community so scared of pissing off this little piece-of-shit land with no other right to exist than a silly ancient prophecy and the fucking Brits' policies of divide and rule? These bastards treat Palestinians like shit. They treat Palestinians as second class in their own fucking country, and these fucks are not above playing the "poor innocent victim" whenever some ragtag muslim fuck blows himself up in front of a schoolbus in fucking Tel Aviv. So tell me again why is it that Israel is treated so damn special? Why can't the fucking leaders of the world get together and tell these bunch of Jew-camel-fuckers to back the fuck off?

Not one fucking country had the balls to tell a bunch of Zionist racist fucks to quit the bombing or else they would fucking go nuclear on their ass. Come on. Ten fucking countries have the bomb and not one of them dared to tell Israel, "stop this shit or I'll fucking nuke your ass?" Maybe the North Koreans would have but Dear Leader it seems was watching his fifth Rerun of Elvis Presley movies and couldn't be disturbed under any circumstances.

2 comments:

BEAST said...

Like what Sam Harris wrote in his book, "The End of Faith", faith is the provocator of all these crap.

Take out the faith out of the conflict, chances are, the Muslims would have no impedus to kill indiscriminately. Suicide bombers, without fanciful fantasies of mass orgies with virgins, will think twice before blowing themselves up with "infidels" into smithereens.

And the Jews, without their obnoxious Talmuds and their prejudice against gentiles, will incur less hatred from the secular world.

throughglassdarkly said...

Even for a longtime admirer of the Jews I have come to think that Jewish dignity has really been better preserved in the diaspora than in Israel itself. Heck, even Einstein did not like the idea of Israel.

It's about time they realized that the land of Milk and Honey is utterly barren.