American Congressional Elections

Folks, this is Mike

Hades, the Evil Atheist shall be specially covering the US elections for Congress, or what the civilised world calls Parliament. Why, you ask?

Initially the Evil Atheist had no intention of doing so, but it was because of me, Mike, in all my glory, that you people are getting the benefit of his hilarious and unbiased views of the American Congressional Elections.

What did Mike do? Well, Mike is God, so He just threatened to show the world the pictures of Hades in compromising positions with livestock. You would be surprised how well that works.

The Evil Atheist agreed and by this time Wednesday, you should have a thorough description of what happened in the US Elections, interspersed with his commentary.

In Mike's view Hades is the best person in the world to provide coverage on this, because being non-American, he can provide unbiased and insightful views on the results of this election, and also, I simply love his dick-jokes.

So tune in tomorrow, same time and same place, for I am Mike, and I have spoken.