Hate Mail Extraordinaire

Folks,

Every now and then I receive hate mail, but there are times when it makes you start to stand back in awe at how much bullshit is capable of coming from one single human brain and a keyboard. One such mail came to me yesterday. I would start to rebut but I really wouldn't know how to respond to pure babble from the padded cell. But still, being the kind soul I am, trying to spread reason and good taste everywhere I have tried to the best of my ability to decipher this steaming pile of horseshit. I think at times he is talking about my old site, which was called Singapore Atheist, but I can't be too sure. This shitfaced cockmaster gets way too incoherent at points.

Folks, read below and stand back in fear. This person is proof why cousins shouldn't fuck.

Hello Hades,
This is Spidey from the same lands where you were rotting till 1996.

Cut the crap, dickwad. So you're from Bombay, India too. Say so.

No wonder I was forced to reply you for your page, not in the least that it is exceptional but for the taunt that you wanted to listen to some crap which is logic.

Just because we share the same city of origin does not mean that you have to respond to whatever I have to say, shitcock. I don't go about reading and responding to blogs every fucking Singaporean writes now, do I? Mind your own fucking business and leave me alone.

The problem of logic is that it too should rest on some principles. While there is no way I would start talking logic straightaway, I should at least begin pointing out some miserable inconsistencies of the logical truth in Hades. In the page where you rant away your background you have inadvertently placed a capitalised God flanking your logical promise that you will not! So much for a logic lovin Hades..... :-) ..... you would have called yourself Lucifer, if you were any wiser.
Capital letters are used to denote proper nouns dear.

Oh sweet Jesus on a fuckin pogo stick. I capitalised a G in god somewhere amongst the thousands of times I used that fucking word, and that somehow defies logic because I had said that I will not do that. Ever heard of typographical errors, dorko? But it's heartening to see someone reading my rants with such a fine toothed comb. Good job Sherlock. Wait for Scotland Yard to give you that opportunity you've been dying for all these years. And cut the 'dear' crap out, you pretentious, anonying cumbubble.

I wonder whether deep in your mind there is still a conglomeration of cells craving for the existence of this nonexisting God? For how else could you explain the foolishness of doing exactly the thing that you professed not to do?

And he rambles on and on.. Holy fucking shit, this guy reads so much into a capitalisation. Did it ever occur to him that just maybe the urge to capitalise the letter "G" in god has been rubbed into me due to twenty fucking years of convent school training that it is hard to break that habit? What a douchebag.

And to make things worse, documented it! You should really start reading "Carl Gustav Jung" on psychoanalysis.(If all this is nonsense, start decapitalising "I" as well, to show your sincerity! :-) )

This guy would do well in the Singapore legal system. Five gets you ten this schmuck is a lawyer somewhere.

The logic of the statements regarding "Tower of Babel' and "Evolutionary Biology" are diabolically even more obscure. For if Hades believes in evolution with real understanding and then expects people 6000 years before now to write stories of UFO visits surgical victories and what not in the Old Testament Bible, then it is as well that all the wise fools turn and take their chances with the devil, with him/her(him>her...:-)). And then whoever said that....... hmmm...I wont tell you this....you think this for yourself!... :-)

What the fuck is this guy talking about? Dude, drugs are bad, mmmkay? Someone give this dickwad an evolution 101 lesson please.

By the way why is the paper named "The Singapore Atheist". Where did'st thy patriotism vanish? Identity is one thing which keeps us doing the things which we do. If we lose it we lose everything. Think...THINK.....THINK AGAIN.... I didnt speak about the identity that everyone speaks about! For I do not believe in boundaries! Anyhow.. happy republic day! (this is sufficient to beat logic for this day)

Because I WAS IN FUCKING SINGAPORE, you shitcock. What the fuck did you want me to call it? And what the fuck is up with patriotism? So your identity simply comes from the place your parents-cousins fucked in? No wonder you're so fucked in the head.

Buddy, this is sincerely not to convince you of the existence of God nor a logic to explain the contrary. It is just to reveal you that the human mind is the master of tricks. The truth is right before us.... only that to see it we have to stop ignoring it! Isn't it said "look before you leap"? So then think before you write and speak. A man is as much a christian if he reads the bible and attends the church as he is a car if he gets into a garage and stands there all night! So I enjoy your joke when you said you were a christian for four months...:-). And I also enjoyed the joke when, based on his experiences in South Africa, Gandhi said "I like Christ and not the Christians! ". (What a paradox! He beat your logic back then...don't you think?)

AH! Now I see it. This schmuck is simply another fundy pretending to be the logical thinker. A sheep in wolf's clothing, to hash a metaphor. How does he magically know what kind of a christian I was? Typical fundy thinking: If you leave christianity, you never were a christian in the first place (hence the car and garage argument), and the usual spiel, "don't ignore the truth". Get thee behind me, asswipe, for Mike doth know how fucked up thou art.

I had thought I have yet to meet a christian and lo I found one who wants to meet a fundie yet who talks logic.
But don't mind my harsh words..... it is just to provoke you to think.
So, I suggest you start THINKing........ til you find an answer.....don't just babble....:-).

Folks, I leave it to you. Really. Now read what this guy has typed, and explain to this angry, babbling evil ranting atheist S.O.B. where is the logic in this genius's argument. If only his folks 'believed in' contraception!

Yours provokingly,
Tarantula197823

Fuck You,
Hades

P.S. Fuck Jung, you pseudophilosophising piece of dogshit. Learn to form your own fucking opinions, instead of trying to impress people with the latest trendy crap you imbibed from some bullshit philosophy course.