The headlines on CNN blared: Reality TV star Anna Nicole Smith dies at 39! Being incapacitated with a bad case of tonsilitis I read on.
Finally. The gold-digging skank-bitch kicked the bucket, thus cutting short what promised to be a career filled with meaningless media appearances, eating enough food to feed half of Somalia for a week in one sitting, bitching about how the world is so fucked up to her because she sees a need to devour an entire refrigerator for lunch. Fuck Anna Nicole Smith. Fuck her up the ass with a broken tree trunk.
What? Doesn't the fact that LARRY FUCKING KING said "she was a woman with some class" ring alarm bells in the head? Way to boost that fucking credibility of yours, Larry you senile fuck. The only class that skank had in her was the entire class of '95 from the University of Southern California. While millions died of genocide in fucking Darfur, Sudan, the media attention was focussed on this hillbilly, two-volt-brained, gold-digging skank of a 'celebrity' whose greatest contribution to humanity was fucking a billionaire tycoon to death and then killing herself in an entirely humourous way. The very fact that now ten different men are claiming they fathered her child shows that this was a cunt who would fuck a kitchen sink if it had an extra long tap. Why does the media focus on this bitch? How fucking hypocritical are we that we ignore a fucking genocide in one part of the world and yet spend inordinate amounts of time pondering over a rich, stupid cunt whose only claim to fame has been the removal from the genepool of a creature that looked like something out of Steven Spielberg's alien movies.
It really shows where our priorities lie. Fuck CNN. And come to think of it, Fuck you too.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Fat, ugly, ex-stripper dies. Do you give a fuck?
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I have got to agree with you on this one. I remember switching channels to find her face headlining CNN news. I, for one, had no idea America took so seriously the death of someone whose only concern was to eat and gain weight, only to lose it and become a spokesperson who lost the "excess baggage". Which she fucking put into her self in the first fucking place.
I glanced over a news paper report about her that said she lived like Marilyn Monroe. Given that Marylin Monroe was not entirely a very good person, she had talent and a certain class to her. Since when did we see Anna in the same light? What talent and what class? She Lived in class thats for sure after screwing some senile fool of his fortune. You can live in class, but that does not mean you have class. I say good riddance.
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