What the fuck is up with people going for crappy videos produced on tiny little mobile phones and hand held video cameras? Damn, if one more person asks me about the Shaila Nair video, I swear I shall personally pluck his/her eyeball out with a ball point pen. What the fuck is there to appreciate about porn that has been produced for viewing on a two by two inch screen? Who the fuck gets turned on by pixelated nipples and moans that sound like a water heater in distress? So she is the daughter in law of some fucking jackoff minister in Malaysia. Since when did that become a qualifying point to do porn? In the age of 18 year olds willing to get it on with geriatrics, do we really need this shoddily shot, two bit reel featuring a 32 year old hag and some schmuck who probably has just figured out how to use his spanking new mobile phone?
Another train wreck in the history of porn production: Paris Hilton, the Queen of Skank. Apparently there is a huge market for naked anorexic, airheaded, assembly line produced dumb blonde bimbos. Who gives a fuck if this bitch is a Hilton? Are we that hard up for jerking material that we really need to beat off to the sight of this peptobismol-pink airhead seen under infrared imaging? Fuck, human beings should not look green under any circumstances, let alone fucking.
Folks, if you want to jack off to porn, at least make sure it's well made. If you are so crazy about videos of bad fucking, why don't you just tape yourself doing it and watch it for shits and giggles? Oh right, you fucks don't get laid. Sorry.
Monday, February 05, 2007
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