Wednesday, February 21, 2007

You people are sick fucks

Folks,

All those hundreds of you who suddenly started reading my blog looking for 'Shaila Nair', I want you to go away. No, I want you all to die, preferably in an amusing fashion. You fucking deserve to have your cocks beaten into your fucking bodies with sledge-hammers. You are an affront to all that is good and masculine. Go and kill yourself.

Just TWO WORDS, Two fucking words about some minister's daughter-in-law in fucking Malaysia drove HUNDREDS of sexually inadequate, emotionally retarded, drooling, sub-human dimwits to this site, in search of:

a> Her sex video
b> Her fucking suicide
c> Both

You know who you are, you bunch of sick whackjobs. You fucks are probably still sitting out there, leering, dick in hand, bottle of lube by the mouse hoping to see a digitised pussy-shot of this bimbotic airhead of a cunt who is obviously too stupid to be in the same fucking room as a loaded dick. Stop wasting my oxygen, you bunch of ignorant motherfuckers. I hope you all lose your left testicles to mouse-electrocution. What on earth made you think you find that fucking video on a site named "EVIL ATHEIST"? That's EVIL fucking ATHEIST motherfucker, not "UGLY OLD BITCH FUCKING". Learn to fucking be a bit more discerning, will ya?!

Let me dissect the damage here. My site attracts an average of 20-40 visitors a day, and ever since the entry I posted on February 5th, it shot up to hundreds a day, 95% of whom search for the SAME TWO FUCKING WORDS. Please, do me and the genepool a favour, and go kill yourself. If you are that fucking desperate for action that you are willing to come to a site named "EVIL ATHEIST" for your tit porn needs, you are a stain on the fabric of humanity, and testicular cancer is too good for you people. Go get a fucking life, for crying out loud, instead of trying to jack off to horribly produced handphone-porn, trying to decipher which of the fucking pixels represent poontang.

The last thing The Evil Atheist needs is scores of dumb jackoffs, too stupid to even find their fly buttons, accidentally stumbling into his site. Let me not be the one to tell you what porn you can and cannot watch, so please do not come to my site to try and acquire kilobyte videos of horrible fucking. Go to fucking bangbros or something and buy their shit and jack off to college fuckfest or some such shit. Leave the Evil Atheist free to rant by himself without interference from you fuckblintzes. Fuck, I have a regular fan-base to take care of, and the last thing I need to worry about is the kind of dickwad who can barely spell 'pron' rummaging through my site like a pig looking for truffles.

So seriously cut your head off, lick a whore's ass, anything. Just go and die.

1 comments:

momok said...

atheist is good