I have not been posting in a while and it is due to many things happening that I am currently in the process of sorting out.
I have not become a muslim or a christian. I will never be one.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
If you are going to be a racist cunt asshole, say so.
A few weeks ago I was having a communication with this mouth-breather and it was hard enough paying attention while not thinking of a three-way involving Monica Bellucci and Halle Berry when one phrase he said really pissed me off was this, 'I am not a racist but... " Guess what? It was immediately followed by a racist comment against a group of people.
At that point it hit me. I was not talking to a stupid fucknozzle but a racist, stupid fucknozzle. The next time anyone who starts a sentence with 'I am not a racist but...', look at him or her carefully. You are looking at a lying, ignorant, cocksucker who, in another generation would be hunting dark skinned people for sport. The sort of person who says that would most likely also say hayseed shit like "Oh, it depends on the context", or "that's just your opinion!" (tm Maddox). Another variation includes the ever popular "Sorry to sound racist but..." What the fuck are you sorry about asshole? If you were so fucking sorry, you would not say it, and preferably try to kill yourself in a humourous way for being a complete douchebag cunt, with not even enough balls to admit to your irrational, retarded prejudices and preconceptions. Any fucker who says "sorry to sound racist but..." and follows it up with a racist comment is either a chick, or a man with no balls. It is bad enough for being too stupid to see that people are stupid regardless of race, but making it sound like an apology to avoid getting stabbed in the eye by a rational man for being an annoying cumbubble really makes you a complete bitch.
I hate racists, not because I am some kind of utopian, love-the-world, peace-to-mankind, unwashed fucking hippy. I hate them because race is such a fucking STUPID reason to hate anyone. How can anyone be stupid enough to think that colour of the skin, or the slanting of eyes somehow magically makes people more or less stupid, more or less of a hayseed? Aren't there enough fucking reasons to hate someone that we have to create a retarded reason like 'race' to hate anyone? What, does the fact that someone has fair skin and blue eyes naturally make them smarter, more accomplished and hard working than another person? Explain PARIS FUCKING HILTON to me! How the FUCK does dark skin equal laziness, or yellow skin equal hardworking and boring, or pink skin equals inbred or whatever fuck stereotype people come up with. Who the fuck comes up with this shit? Are people so fucking dumb that they have to come up with a stupid reason like race to hate people?! Aren't there so many other reasons to hate them? What about being stupid? Or being a bitch? Or just pissing you off in traffic? Why direct your hatred to a select group? If you want to do it right, fucking hate everybody.
The next fuckwad who goes "Uhmmm I am not racist but I really can't stand Chinese/Indian/Malay/Caucasian/Black/Red people", respond by first kicking him in the nuts/headbutting her titties hard and then say in a calm, collected voice as you're rubbing his/her head on a cheese grater, "No you are a fucking racist you campus-liberal, pseudo-politically-correct shitcock".
At that point it hit me. I was not talking to a stupid fucknozzle but a racist, stupid fucknozzle. The next time anyone who starts a sentence with 'I am not a racist but...', look at him or her carefully. You are looking at a lying, ignorant, cocksucker who, in another generation would be hunting dark skinned people for sport. The sort of person who says that would most likely also say hayseed shit like "Oh, it depends on the context", or "that's just your opinion!" (tm Maddox). Another variation includes the ever popular "Sorry to sound racist but..." What the fuck are you sorry about asshole? If you were so fucking sorry, you would not say it, and preferably try to kill yourself in a humourous way for being a complete douchebag cunt, with not even enough balls to admit to your irrational, retarded prejudices and preconceptions. Any fucker who says "sorry to sound racist but..." and follows it up with a racist comment is either a chick, or a man with no balls. It is bad enough for being too stupid to see that people are stupid regardless of race, but making it sound like an apology to avoid getting stabbed in the eye by a rational man for being an annoying cumbubble really makes you a complete bitch.
I hate racists, not because I am some kind of utopian, love-the-world, peace-to-mankind, unwashed fucking hippy. I hate them because race is such a fucking STUPID reason to hate anyone. How can anyone be stupid enough to think that colour of the skin, or the slanting of eyes somehow magically makes people more or less stupid, more or less of a hayseed? Aren't there enough fucking reasons to hate someone that we have to create a retarded reason like 'race' to hate anyone? What, does the fact that someone has fair skin and blue eyes naturally make them smarter, more accomplished and hard working than another person? Explain PARIS FUCKING HILTON to me! How the FUCK does dark skin equal laziness, or yellow skin equal hardworking and boring, or pink skin equals inbred or whatever fuck stereotype people come up with. Who the fuck comes up with this shit? Are people so fucking dumb that they have to come up with a stupid reason like race to hate people?! Aren't there so many other reasons to hate them? What about being stupid? Or being a bitch? Or just pissing you off in traffic? Why direct your hatred to a select group? If you want to do it right, fucking hate everybody.
The next fuckwad who goes "Uhmmm I am not racist but I really can't stand Chinese/Indian/Malay/Caucasian/Black/Red people", respond by first kicking him in the nuts/headbutting her titties hard and then say in a calm, collected voice as you're rubbing his/her head on a cheese grater, "No you are a fucking racist you campus-liberal, pseudo-politically-correct shitcock".
Monday, April 20, 2009
AWARE - Bunch of stupid fundie cunts... and I approve!
Folks,
You know what's weirder than fundies? Female fundies. Nowhere else do we see evidence of this than AWARE, a Singaporean feminist organisation. Singapore's most notable feminist cartel, AWARE recently had a coup d' etat where all the members of the executive committee were replaced by a bunch of fundamentalist christians.
Now normally I would rant and rave about the rise of fundamentalism in Singapore but in this case I approve. Allow me to explain, and in my own masculine, rational way tell you why it is a good thing.
An article in the Straitjacket Times had quoted their ex-adviser who got chucked out after the hostile takeover:
‘I am not at all happy where this is going. This is not a gay versus Christian debate,’ she said.
‘It is getting away from what Aware stands for. We have spoken up and initiated discussion on a lot of much broader issues - foreign worker abuse, domestic abuse, financial intelligence, education, body image, sexual harassment'.
Wait a minute, what exactly does AWARE stand for, if anything? They are supposed to be an organisation that fights for the rights of women (in a country where all MEN have to undergo 2 years of compulsory military service while women don't!) So why the fuck are they talking about foreign worker abuse, financial intelligence, education etc anyway?
Most guys know why. Because it has been run all these years by a bunch of women with too much free time on their hands. These women have the attention span of goldfish, which was why the only reason AWARE existed has been to give these idiots a playpen to shit in.
Nowhere is it more certain that women have no sense of logic than aware. Look at that quote. Read it well. Does something strange strike you? No? Well let me explain. The line 'We have spoken up and initiated discussion...'. What the fuck they have done? Nothing apart from from talking, but they talk about all the shit in the world! That way if anything positive gets done they can jump in and take credit.
AWARE has done next to NOTHING in all those issues they mention, or at least those that don't concern women. Last night I told a person to go fuck himself for suggesting Lee Kuan Yew was a smart man. Does that mean I 'initiated discussion on the nature of authoritarian politics in Singapore'?! 'Initiated discussion' is simply PC speak for 'put a fucking sign outside a seminar room in a schmancy hotel paid for by taxpayers'. Can anyone name any one notable achievement of AWARE in Singapore where already the playing field is stacked against men? Only a bunch of feminists can fuck up something they have an advantage in. You don't see Jesse Owens get beat by a one legged midget, do you? Of course not, partly because Jesse's fucking dead.
Worse still, AWARE has done nothing even in issues concerning women. Anorexia has been rising (which I approve by the way, the more stupid rich cunts want to starve to death, the more food available for those who actually need it), female domestic abuse (against men) has been rising, breast cancer rates have not changed (despite more money going to breast cancer research than all the cancers in males combined). Teenage pregnancies and STD's are on the rise. If a male organisation (not that there are any in this pussified country) was this fucked up, these cunts would be baying for blood. So I for one think it is high time a change of leadership took place, even if it meant replacing the current crop of sexless corporate suits with a bunch of exciting fundies who are guaranteed to make things interesting for everyone.
Since when did women in Singapore need an organisation to represent them anyway? Women here have all the rights a man has with none of the responsibilities. Women here don't serve 2 years in the army. They are not expected to work their butts off to provide for their families. Men are. Women in Singapore have all control of reproductive rights with none for the male. There are no laws that prosecute false allegations of rape to the same extent of a real conviction for rape. There are no laws that proscribe lesbianism but gay sex is expressly forbidden. Sexual harassment laws overwhelmingly favour women and no court of law would dare convict a woman for perjury even if a man has been acquitted of sexual harassment. AWARE had as much to do with all the above as a butterfly does in causing hurricanes. What the fuck were this cunts bitching about anyway? Organisations like AWARE make women look bad. Hell, it is because of groups like this that I think any woman who claims to be a 'feminist' is worthy of nothing but scorn.
Anyway, back to my point, I approve of the current leadership of AWARE because it is filled with the right kind of nuts. All this while it was filled with vapid, mindless idiot career-women with all the charm and personaity of a dishmop and no real ideas of their own; in a way, representative of the female population in Singapore. Now with the current leadership being a bunch of fundie cunts, you can bet that at least the news will get exciting everytime some kid wants to have an abortion or some chick wants to marry her brother's girlfriend. The sound of shrieking banshees is one I have been waiting to hear all these years and finally I am going to get my wish. Fundies are also known to be zealots for action so finally I get to see some action for all the money that these people have been getting from all over. How can I not approve?
It is not like these nags are going to suddenly turn women's rights around. Women in Singapore, as I have pointed out already are privileged even without an organisation like this, and they are not going to give that up. At least now, the news can get a bit more exciting and the air can be filled with pseud0-intellectual babble about rights of lesbians and the right of a 13 year old to have an abortion after getting knocked up by a 12 year old in their parent's closet.
You know what's weirder than fundies? Female fundies. Nowhere else do we see evidence of this than AWARE, a Singaporean feminist organisation. Singapore's most notable feminist cartel, AWARE recently had a coup d' etat where all the members of the executive committee were replaced by a bunch of fundamentalist christians.
Now normally I would rant and rave about the rise of fundamentalism in Singapore but in this case I approve. Allow me to explain, and in my own masculine, rational way tell you why it is a good thing.
An article in the Straitjacket Times had quoted their ex-adviser who got chucked out after the hostile takeover:
‘I am not at all happy where this is going. This is not a gay versus Christian debate,’ she said.
‘It is getting away from what Aware stands for. We have spoken up and initiated discussion on a lot of much broader issues - foreign worker abuse, domestic abuse, financial intelligence, education, body image, sexual harassment'.
Wait a minute, what exactly does AWARE stand for, if anything? They are supposed to be an organisation that fights for the rights of women (in a country where all MEN have to undergo 2 years of compulsory military service while women don't!) So why the fuck are they talking about foreign worker abuse, financial intelligence, education etc anyway?
Most guys know why. Because it has been run all these years by a bunch of women with too much free time on their hands. These women have the attention span of goldfish, which was why the only reason AWARE existed has been to give these idiots a playpen to shit in.
Nowhere is it more certain that women have no sense of logic than aware. Look at that quote. Read it well. Does something strange strike you? No? Well let me explain. The line 'We have spoken up and initiated discussion...'. What the fuck they have done? Nothing apart from from talking, but they talk about all the shit in the world! That way if anything positive gets done they can jump in and take credit.
AWARE has done next to NOTHING in all those issues they mention, or at least those that don't concern women. Last night I told a person to go fuck himself for suggesting Lee Kuan Yew was a smart man. Does that mean I 'initiated discussion on the nature of authoritarian politics in Singapore'?! 'Initiated discussion' is simply PC speak for 'put a fucking sign outside a seminar room in a schmancy hotel paid for by taxpayers'. Can anyone name any one notable achievement of AWARE in Singapore where already the playing field is stacked against men? Only a bunch of feminists can fuck up something they have an advantage in. You don't see Jesse Owens get beat by a one legged midget, do you? Of course not, partly because Jesse's fucking dead.
Worse still, AWARE has done nothing even in issues concerning women. Anorexia has been rising (which I approve by the way, the more stupid rich cunts want to starve to death, the more food available for those who actually need it), female domestic abuse (against men) has been rising, breast cancer rates have not changed (despite more money going to breast cancer research than all the cancers in males combined). Teenage pregnancies and STD's are on the rise. If a male organisation (not that there are any in this pussified country) was this fucked up, these cunts would be baying for blood. So I for one think it is high time a change of leadership took place, even if it meant replacing the current crop of sexless corporate suits with a bunch of exciting fundies who are guaranteed to make things interesting for everyone.
Since when did women in Singapore need an organisation to represent them anyway? Women here have all the rights a man has with none of the responsibilities. Women here don't serve 2 years in the army. They are not expected to work their butts off to provide for their families. Men are. Women in Singapore have all control of reproductive rights with none for the male. There are no laws that prosecute false allegations of rape to the same extent of a real conviction for rape. There are no laws that proscribe lesbianism but gay sex is expressly forbidden. Sexual harassment laws overwhelmingly favour women and no court of law would dare convict a woman for perjury even if a man has been acquitted of sexual harassment. AWARE had as much to do with all the above as a butterfly does in causing hurricanes. What the fuck were this cunts bitching about anyway? Organisations like AWARE make women look bad. Hell, it is because of groups like this that I think any woman who claims to be a 'feminist' is worthy of nothing but scorn.
Anyway, back to my point, I approve of the current leadership of AWARE because it is filled with the right kind of nuts. All this while it was filled with vapid, mindless idiot career-women with all the charm and personaity of a dishmop and no real ideas of their own; in a way, representative of the female population in Singapore. Now with the current leadership being a bunch of fundie cunts, you can bet that at least the news will get exciting everytime some kid wants to have an abortion or some chick wants to marry her brother's girlfriend. The sound of shrieking banshees is one I have been waiting to hear all these years and finally I am going to get my wish. Fundies are also known to be zealots for action so finally I get to see some action for all the money that these people have been getting from all over. How can I not approve?
It is not like these nags are going to suddenly turn women's rights around. Women in Singapore, as I have pointed out already are privileged even without an organisation like this, and they are not going to give that up. At least now, the news can get a bit more exciting and the air can be filled with pseud0-intellectual babble about rights of lesbians and the right of a 13 year old to have an abortion after getting knocked up by a 12 year old in their parent's closet.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Screw women... A Tribute to Dick Masterson
Folks,
This was an ad in one of the local TV stations throughout the month of March (International Womens History Month):
[Mindless Chatter] "Join us as we celebrate women and womanhood".
One word question, Why?
Why the fuck should we "celebrate women". What have women achieved that a man hasn't? What makes women so fucking special? Are they a minority? No. Are they unrecognised? No. Are they an overachieving but unrecongnised minority? No.
It gets worse. Last month there was an event called "Topless carwash" in Singapore to celebrate International Womens' Day. For all those who turned up in their shitty Toyotas expecting to see some titties flopping over their windshields were 'treated' to the sight of bare bodied men "hosing down your car, wiping your windshield and sweating it out in the hot afternoon sun, as a treat for and tribute to all you women who work way too hard!" Now if any man went to that shit and donated good money, he should cut his testicles off and be permenantly expelled from the Man club. The average male has been so emasculated that he thinks that the only civilised way to live is to live like a woman, which is fucking bullshit. Men have been made to apologise for everything from leaving the toilet seat up to the current state of the rainforests. The typical female, according to the media is a smart, successful woman with looks and brains, while the archetypical male is a dumb, retarded slob with the IQ of deceased livestock. Desperate Housewives vs. Homer Simpson, people.
Eh? What about a fucking tribute to men who as a rule work twice as fucking hard as women? Since when is sitting at home eating chocolate hobnobs, watching daytime talk shows, shopping for designer merchandise, and bitching to a friend about bad hair days considered hard work?! Have you ever seen a man doing any of the above? No, but I have seen women who do. Since when do women work "way too hard" when compared to men? Can anyone name ANY ONE FUCKING JOB where women work harder than men? Every job I know of has more men busting more asses than any bunch of women. You name it, men rule it, and deservedly so. Construction? Men. The armed forces? Men. Finance? Men. Sports? Men. Science and Research? Men. LITERATURE? Men (Men have JRR Tolkien and Roald Dahl, women have fucking Stephanie Meyers and J K Rowling. I rest my case). Music? Men. Philosophy? Men. IT and software? Hell a chick will buy a computer just because it looks nice and comes with a free internet thingy. No matter how many "surveys" (usually conducted by rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth feminists) aim to "prove" that women are better than men, in no field in the entire world have women excelled over men. Hell even the best fucking chefs in the world are men, and women had a 500,000 year headstart on that one! If a man figured out a biological way for men to give birth, men would even excel in that too, with far fewer cases of infant mortality or stillbirths. The only reason that hasn't happened is no man wants to give birth, just as not many men want large aubergines shoved up their asses. Hell, women can't even raise kids properly without a man! Just look at the single-parent (man's translation: Bitch screwed the guy over, now raising the kid herself) children delinquency statistics.
This was an ad in one of the local TV stations throughout the month of March (International Womens History Month):
[Mindless Chatter] "Join us as we celebrate women and womanhood".
One word question, Why?
Why the fuck should we "celebrate women". What have women achieved that a man hasn't? What makes women so fucking special? Are they a minority? No. Are they unrecognised? No. Are they an overachieving but unrecongnised minority? No.
It gets worse. Last month there was an event called "Topless carwash" in Singapore to celebrate International Womens' Day. For all those who turned up in their shitty Toyotas expecting to see some titties flopping over their windshields were 'treated' to the sight of bare bodied men "hosing down your car, wiping your windshield and sweating it out in the hot afternoon sun, as a treat for and tribute to all you women who work way too hard!" Now if any man went to that shit and donated good money, he should cut his testicles off and be permenantly expelled from the Man club. The average male has been so emasculated that he thinks that the only civilised way to live is to live like a woman, which is fucking bullshit. Men have been made to apologise for everything from leaving the toilet seat up to the current state of the rainforests. The typical female, according to the media is a smart, successful woman with looks and brains, while the archetypical male is a dumb, retarded slob with the IQ of deceased livestock. Desperate Housewives vs. Homer Simpson, people.
Eh? What about a fucking tribute to men who as a rule work twice as fucking hard as women? Since when is sitting at home eating chocolate hobnobs, watching daytime talk shows, shopping for designer merchandise, and bitching to a friend about bad hair days considered hard work?! Have you ever seen a man doing any of the above? No, but I have seen women who do. Since when do women work "way too hard" when compared to men? Can anyone name ANY ONE FUCKING JOB where women work harder than men? Every job I know of has more men busting more asses than any bunch of women. You name it, men rule it, and deservedly so. Construction? Men. The armed forces? Men. Finance? Men. Sports? Men. Science and Research? Men. LITERATURE? Men (Men have JRR Tolkien and Roald Dahl, women have fucking Stephanie Meyers and J K Rowling. I rest my case). Music? Men. Philosophy? Men. IT and software? Hell a chick will buy a computer just because it looks nice and comes with a free internet thingy. No matter how many "surveys" (usually conducted by rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth feminists) aim to "prove" that women are better than men, in no field in the entire world have women excelled over men. Hell even the best fucking chefs in the world are men, and women had a 500,000 year headstart on that one! If a man figured out a biological way for men to give birth, men would even excel in that too, with far fewer cases of infant mortality or stillbirths. The only reason that hasn't happened is no man wants to give birth, just as not many men want large aubergines shoved up their asses. Hell, women can't even raise kids properly without a man! Just look at the single-parent (man's translation: Bitch screwed the guy over, now raising the kid herself) children delinquency statistics.
However, all this is not the woman's fault. Really. As the great male guru, Dick Masterson (owner of http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/) said, blaming a woman for doing stupid things is a lot like blaming your dog for being messy. All of civilisation cannot change nature. Logic is alien to a woman. If you don't believe me, just go to any female acquaintance and tell her "men are better than women", and wait for her to start arguing. If you can get past all the emotional man-bashing, you will realise one thing, she really has nothing to say that makes any logical sense. Mindless arguments like "Well, women give birth to life!" (Yeah? So do roaches and they do a better job at raising their kids than most single women), "Women have been suppressed!" (Yeah, which goes to show who is the smarter group), and "Women can do anything a man can do!" (Yeah? Try peeing standing up) will flow like water. Research has proven that men use half the number of words a woman does on any given day. What does this show? Men get it right the first time, and women need to try again, just to express what's in their heads. A man invented the word "Cripple", a woman invented the words "physically challenged" (because according to women 'logic', changing the name of the condition makes it less painful). It is not their fault, it is the way they have been wired. Denial of logic and denial of reality, along with diamonds are a girl's best friends.
As far as role models go, men look for powerful, public figures who have achieved something. Women want to be the bitch who gets waited on hand and foot. Men want to be movers and shakers who do great things, while women want to be fucking princesses, revelling in undeserved and unearned privilege. Men want to be fucking Bill Gates and Warren Buffet, women want to be fucking Paris Hilton and Princess Diana. 'Nuff said.Monday, February 23, 2009
Fuck the Oscars
Yes, Fuck the Oscars. Fuck them. I don't give a shit that AR Rahman won the Oscar for best score, nor do I give a shit that Heath Ledger won for his role as the Joker. He's dead and will not rise up from the grave to pick up a phoney gold-plated piece of crap. Seriously. Oh and Fuck Slumdog Millionaire, that saccharin sweet, piece of pseudo-Bollywood monstrosity of the movie.
Why the fuck are we celebrating the Oscars? Since when did the opinion of a bunch of barely sentient jock-bitches who would be flipping burgers if not for the multibillion dollar entertainment industry matter to anyone but their immediate fucking families? The Oscars are chosen by a bunch of dumbfucks from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, located in fucking California, i.e. actors, directors and other shithoses, but mostly actors. So a bunch of mostly white, disgustingly rich, psuedo-spiritual, coke-snorting, high-class hooker asspalming, mouthbreathing prima donnas basically pick which pictures they like to fucking see. Since when did Tom "Thetan" Cruise's opinion matter so fucking much? Do you really want space-monkey worshipping choads and Kabbalah-chanting cockbarf to tell you what movie is good? Really?
Oh so Slumdog fucking Millionaire won a shitload of awards. BIG. FUCKING. WHOOP. Fuck that movie and everyone who was involved in that movie. The Guardian proudly claimed "India celebrates Slumdog Millionaire's Eight Oscar victory" You know what? Being Indian, I say fuck India. What role did fucking India play in that film? The movie director was fucking British, the lead role was played by a British guy who has never fucking BEEN to India till the movie was filmed, the fucker who wrote the fucking book is fucking Brit, the lead actress is the spawn of India's superrich who have as much in common with slums as a hippie to hygiene.. The only real Indians in that movie set apart from AR Rahman were carrying tea trays and fetching the actor's boots. The movie could have been fucking set in Guatemala and still received the same crap attention. We Indians are such whores to the West that any representation of us is seen as a good thing, even if it is showing Indians with the same old tired stereotypes of poverty and slums. Fuck Indians. Fuck Hollywood, and fuck you for watching that piece of shit film. If you're going to ask "Hades, how can you condemn the film without even watching it?", Fuck you for asking that too. I don't need to sit through two hours of shit to know it is shit. The premise is enough to sicken me.
Oh, and fuck you doubly for cheering the reception of an award that simply means "a few white people think your movie is cute enough to receive this piece of crap statue but please don't disturb our existing world view of your piss-poor funny little country". Fuck you for supporting this condescending mentality that only films made by rich white cocksuckers are worthy of their award (Since when has any other "foreign" film from India, Hong Kong or any other non-white major movie production base been nominated for anything else apart from "best foreign film"? The very fact that they have that category shows how insular their world is and their perspective of movies not made by one of their kind). The Oscars are nothing more than a declaration of films that rich white people love. Shame on you for being sucked into the hype.
Why the fuck are we celebrating the Oscars? Since when did the opinion of a bunch of barely sentient jock-bitches who would be flipping burgers if not for the multibillion dollar entertainment industry matter to anyone but their immediate fucking families? The Oscars are chosen by a bunch of dumbfucks from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, located in fucking California, i.e. actors, directors and other shithoses, but mostly actors. So a bunch of mostly white, disgustingly rich, psuedo-spiritual, coke-snorting, high-class hooker asspalming, mouthbreathing prima donnas basically pick which pictures they like to fucking see. Since when did Tom "Thetan" Cruise's opinion matter so fucking much? Do you really want space-monkey worshipping choads and Kabbalah-chanting cockbarf to tell you what movie is good? Really?
Oh so Slumdog fucking Millionaire won a shitload of awards. BIG. FUCKING. WHOOP. Fuck that movie and everyone who was involved in that movie. The Guardian proudly claimed "India celebrates Slumdog Millionaire's Eight Oscar victory" You know what? Being Indian, I say fuck India. What role did fucking India play in that film? The movie director was fucking British, the lead role was played by a British guy who has never fucking BEEN to India till the movie was filmed, the fucker who wrote the fucking book is fucking Brit, the lead actress is the spawn of India's superrich who have as much in common with slums as a hippie to hygiene.. The only real Indians in that movie set apart from AR Rahman were carrying tea trays and fetching the actor's boots. The movie could have been fucking set in Guatemala and still received the same crap attention. We Indians are such whores to the West that any representation of us is seen as a good thing, even if it is showing Indians with the same old tired stereotypes of poverty and slums. Fuck Indians. Fuck Hollywood, and fuck you for watching that piece of shit film. If you're going to ask "Hades, how can you condemn the film without even watching it?", Fuck you for asking that too. I don't need to sit through two hours of shit to know it is shit. The premise is enough to sicken me.
Oh, and fuck you doubly for cheering the reception of an award that simply means "a few white people think your movie is cute enough to receive this piece of crap statue but please don't disturb our existing world view of your piss-poor funny little country". Fuck you for supporting this condescending mentality that only films made by rich white cocksuckers are worthy of their award (Since when has any other "foreign" film from India, Hong Kong or any other non-white major movie production base been nominated for anything else apart from "best foreign film"? The very fact that they have that category shows how insular their world is and their perspective of movies not made by one of their kind). The Oscars are nothing more than a declaration of films that rich white people love. Shame on you for being sucked into the hype.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
I don't give a fuck if it's Satanic. WARNING! Extremely profane. Do Not Read.
I was sitting at work one day, blasting Rammstein into my earphones when someone came up to me and asked, "Hades, what are you listening to?"
Trying not to disembowel the person with a pair of scissors for interrupting my cubicle head-banging, I replied, not realising my earphones had caused me to yell at a volume normally reserved for commands under artillery fire, "Rammstein's Reise reise". A fellow worker (who from this point on shall be called Ignorant Hayseed with Sand in Vagina) turned to me and said,
IHwSiV: "Isn't that heavy metal?"
Hades: (Brain: No, it's a fucking band) "Yes"
IHwSiV: "Isn't it Satanic?"
Hades: "So?"
IHwSiV: "How can you listen to that garbage?"
Note: This from a 40 year old cunt who has set that entire "Umbrella-ella-ella" monstrosity of Rihanna as her message fucking ringtone. So every time this bitch gets an SMS, my entire workplace is treated to that same fucking song on loop for what seems like two eternities, and she has the fucking gall to call the greatest musicians out of Germany since fucking Beethoven, "Garbage"? What the fuck is up with that? I am an unapologetic fan of hard rock and heavy metal and I am sick of the crap flung in the direction of people who love hard rock by fucking knuckle-dragging troglodytes with no more right to waste my oxygen than a fucking amoeba.
I just fail to understand this. These are the same people who say, when I call them out on their musical tastes and take the time and effort to demonstrate, on a rational, intellectual level why I think their particular band sucks, they are the first to spout inane horseshit like "Well it's just your opinion", or "I like it anyway", but when they call Rammstein "garbage" or "Satanic" with no real evidence whatsoever, I am supposed to just shut up and listen? Well, fuck you.
How the fuck does anyone who listens to shit like Rihanna or fucking Britney Spears (another failed abortion), or any of the non-threatening, pussified pseudo-male crap think that ROCK music, real, masculine, raw rock music is "garbage"? Since when did real fucking music become replaced by pseudo-spiritual teenieboppers who write about their 'real life experiences', while snorting a line of cocaine off a high-priced hooker's ass, for the consumption of a sheeplike, water-on-the-brain fan-base? You know who you are, and I want to tell you this specially because I love you and I want to give you some sagely advice that would get you far in life.
1) If you're male, cut your dick off. Seriously. Go do it for the sake of humanity and all that is good and great. Cut your fucking dick off so you won't breed. You are an affront to all that's male. It's thanks to assnecks like you that we have to feel apologetic for everything male. If you claim to like Ashlee fucking Simpson and you have a penis, you are either a) bitch-gay, b) closet bitch-gay, or c) Post-op tranny.
2) If you're female, die. Please do, for the sake of our future generations, remove yourself from the genepool so we don't have subsequent generations of men who are too scared of being men and women who think that possessing a pair of interesting but largely useless organs below their chins qualifies them to some sort of genetic and intellectual superiority. You have equated mediocrity and banality to greatness and you have created stars out of non-threatening cocksucking douche-drenched fuckwads like Clay fucking Aiken and Justin 'Cornholing' Timberlake, in place of real men, and real fucking musicians.
It is particularly sickening how these cumbubbles fling words like 'Satanic' or 'Nazi' against bands like Rammstein. You know what is fucking 'Satanic'?! Listening to Britney's coke-and-valium-addled brain trying not to fuck up the words while lip-syncing to 'Womaniser' over and over again. That is fucking Satanic. Listening to that failed MILF Mariah Carey bitching about how fucked up her life is while injecting high-grade heroin into her twat while squatting over her record producer and releasing another 'multiplatinum' turd. That is fucking Satanic. Listening to some MTV-generated black rapper singing ad nauseam about ho's, guns and drugs for the millionth time. That is fucking Satanic. Listening to band after band of the same cookie-cutter mould, identical sounding non-threatening shithoses right down to their over-choreographed dance moves made by a cat on LSD. THAT is fucking Satanic. Don't you fucking go about telling me that what I listen to is satanic while you are listening to Satan himself taking a dump.
Who cares if rock music is Satanic? I can't believe that this stupid meme refuses to die, forty years after it first originated. Even if rock is Satanic and fucking Hillsongs or Hosanna is not, I would rather be condemned to hell than suffer eternity listening to insipid, sterile, soulless rambling parading as songs. These fucking fundie christians won't rest till they have enforced their warped, sterile, ball-less, disgusting, banal worldview on everyone else, and this crusade against rock is just one such example. If rock music is Satanic, you fucking christian bitches, explain me just one thing, just one motherfucking thing and I'll leave you the fuck alone forever. If rock music is Satanic, WHY IS IT SO FUCKING AWESOME and better still, WHY IS IT BETTER THAN ALL THE CRAP EVER PRODUCED BY CHRISTIAN BANDS EVER?! See? Can't answer that, can you? Now shut up, go back to your corner and get ready to suck my dick.
As for the Nazi allegation, fuck you. Even IF they were, that's their fucking prerogative.Who cares about their political beliefs, as long as the produce awesome music. Hell people listened to Wagner despite him being a self-proclaimed anti-semite. People today idolise fruitcakes like Martin Luther despite him writing an entire book on how much he hated Jews. For the record, Rammstein are not nazi and calling them that makes you a racist, xenophobic son of a bitch. Being German doesn't automatically make one a Nazi so shut up and go back to listening to pointless crap you ignorant, dumb, mouthbreathing shitcock.
Trying not to disembowel the person with a pair of scissors for interrupting my cubicle head-banging, I replied, not realising my earphones had caused me to yell at a volume normally reserved for commands under artillery fire, "Rammstein's Reise reise". A fellow worker (who from this point on shall be called Ignorant Hayseed with Sand in Vagina) turned to me and said,
IHwSiV: "Isn't that heavy metal?"
Hades: (Brain: No, it's a fucking band) "Yes"
IHwSiV: "Isn't it Satanic?"
Hades: "So?"
IHwSiV: "How can you listen to that garbage?"
Note: This from a 40 year old cunt who has set that entire "Umbrella-ella-ella" monstrosity of Rihanna as her message fucking ringtone. So every time this bitch gets an SMS, my entire workplace is treated to that same fucking song on loop for what seems like two eternities, and she has the fucking gall to call the greatest musicians out of Germany since fucking Beethoven, "Garbage"? What the fuck is up with that? I am an unapologetic fan of hard rock and heavy metal and I am sick of the crap flung in the direction of people who love hard rock by fucking knuckle-dragging troglodytes with no more right to waste my oxygen than a fucking amoeba.
I just fail to understand this. These are the same people who say, when I call them out on their musical tastes and take the time and effort to demonstrate, on a rational, intellectual level why I think their particular band sucks, they are the first to spout inane horseshit like "Well it's just your opinion", or "I like it anyway", but when they call Rammstein "garbage" or "Satanic" with no real evidence whatsoever, I am supposed to just shut up and listen? Well, fuck you.
How the fuck does anyone who listens to shit like Rihanna or fucking Britney Spears (another failed abortion), or any of the non-threatening, pussified pseudo-male crap think that ROCK music, real, masculine, raw rock music is "garbage"? Since when did real fucking music become replaced by pseudo-spiritual teenieboppers who write about their 'real life experiences', while snorting a line of cocaine off a high-priced hooker's ass, for the consumption of a sheeplike, water-on-the-brain fan-base? You know who you are, and I want to tell you this specially because I love you and I want to give you some sagely advice that would get you far in life.
1) If you're male, cut your dick off. Seriously. Go do it for the sake of humanity and all that is good and great. Cut your fucking dick off so you won't breed. You are an affront to all that's male. It's thanks to assnecks like you that we have to feel apologetic for everything male. If you claim to like Ashlee fucking Simpson and you have a penis, you are either a) bitch-gay, b) closet bitch-gay, or c) Post-op tranny.
2) If you're female, die. Please do, for the sake of our future generations, remove yourself from the genepool so we don't have subsequent generations of men who are too scared of being men and women who think that possessing a pair of interesting but largely useless organs below their chins qualifies them to some sort of genetic and intellectual superiority. You have equated mediocrity and banality to greatness and you have created stars out of non-threatening cocksucking douche-drenched fuckwads like Clay fucking Aiken and Justin 'Cornholing' Timberlake, in place of real men, and real fucking musicians.
It is particularly sickening how these cumbubbles fling words like 'Satanic' or 'Nazi' against bands like Rammstein. You know what is fucking 'Satanic'?! Listening to Britney's coke-and-valium-addled brain trying not to fuck up the words while lip-syncing to 'Womaniser' over and over again. That is fucking Satanic. Listening to that failed MILF Mariah Carey bitching about how fucked up her life is while injecting high-grade heroin into her twat while squatting over her record producer and releasing another 'multiplatinum' turd. That is fucking Satanic. Listening to some MTV-generated black rapper singing ad nauseam about ho's, guns and drugs for the millionth time. That is fucking Satanic. Listening to band after band of the same cookie-cutter mould, identical sounding non-threatening shithoses right down to their over-choreographed dance moves made by a cat on LSD. THAT is fucking Satanic. Don't you fucking go about telling me that what I listen to is satanic while you are listening to Satan himself taking a dump.
Who cares if rock music is Satanic? I can't believe that this stupid meme refuses to die, forty years after it first originated. Even if rock is Satanic and fucking Hillsongs or Hosanna is not, I would rather be condemned to hell than suffer eternity listening to insipid, sterile, soulless rambling parading as songs. These fucking fundie christians won't rest till they have enforced their warped, sterile, ball-less, disgusting, banal worldview on everyone else, and this crusade against rock is just one such example. If rock music is Satanic, you fucking christian bitches, explain me just one thing, just one motherfucking thing and I'll leave you the fuck alone forever. If rock music is Satanic, WHY IS IT SO FUCKING AWESOME and better still, WHY IS IT BETTER THAN ALL THE CRAP EVER PRODUCED BY CHRISTIAN BANDS EVER?! See? Can't answer that, can you? Now shut up, go back to your corner and get ready to suck my dick.
As for the Nazi allegation, fuck you. Even IF they were, that's their fucking prerogative.Who cares about their political beliefs, as long as the produce awesome music. Hell people listened to Wagner despite him being a self-proclaimed anti-semite. People today idolise fruitcakes like Martin Luther despite him writing an entire book on how much he hated Jews. For the record, Rammstein are not nazi and calling them that makes you a racist, xenophobic son of a bitch. Being German doesn't automatically make one a Nazi so shut up and go back to listening to pointless crap you ignorant, dumb, mouthbreathing shitcock.
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