Folks,
I decided to do a part two to the rant on feminazis, because I realised that there are still so many things left unsaid, so many emotions left unexpressed, so many “fuck”s left undispersed. The last rant I mentioned how hypocritical these feminazis can get, so this one would be on some of the things they have said:
"The institution of sexual intercourse is anti-feminist"
[Ti-Grace Atkinson, "Amazon Odyssey" (p. 86)]. I wonder how many women subscribe to this idea. I wonder what creature spawned Ti-Grace Atkinson, considering she hates sexual intercourse so much. Fuck, without the glint in her father's eye, she wouldn't even have been here to say it. What is, by the way “an institution” of sexual intercourse? You either want to fuck or you don't. Unlike the “institution of marriage”, there is no state recognition for fucking, except in England when you bonk the queen. but most Brit royalty are inbred anyway.
"Heterosexuality is a die-hard custom through which male-supremacist institutions insure their own perpetuity and control over us. Women are kept, maintained and contained through terror, violence, and the spray of semen...[Lesbianism is] an ideological, political and philosophical means of liberation of all women from heterosexual tyranny... " [Cheryl Clarke, "Lesbianism, An Act of Resistance," in This Bridge Called My Back: Writing by Radical Women of Color, ed. Cherrie Moraga (Women of Color Press,1983), pp.128-137.]
And I thought “heterosexuality was just natural animal phenomena. Sheesh I didn't realise that I was an oppressor of the woman! This nigger-dyke-bitch actually equates a one night stand to some dumbfuck inbred shithose shooting his cousin-wife in the head after a drunken night out with the “boys”. Lesbianism is a means of liberation from heterosexual tyranny? Now where did that come from? This woman is telling me that a female plant is being oppressed by a male plant if the male plant's pollen lands on it! How does “heterosexuality” in which the man and woman willingly participate constitute sexist control over women? Sheesh and I thought the moans and gasps meant she was enjoying it! Any non-lesbian woman out there who does NOT want the dick in them? Raise your hand! Thought so.
Now on to some more scary ones:
"Men who are unjustly accused of rape can sometime gain from the experience." [Catherine Comins, Vassar College Assistant Dean of Student Life in Time, June 3, 1991, p. 52]
I hope this bitch was brutally anally raped by four black men with dicks the size of Norwegian sausages. Typical hypocritical feminazi, talks about wanting equality for women and all that horseshit while at the same time exhibiting the same behaviour they accuse males of. Most legal systems in civilized countries bend over backwards when it comes to rape. Usually the woman alleging rape is given cover of anonymity, is presumed right unless falsified and let off with a light tap on the wrist if proven that she lied. Men on the other hand have little legal recourse because they are presumed guilty until proven innocent. If convicted, a man on a rape charge can face a lifetime in prison. Now if the woman lied that the man raped her, what can a man gain from being incarcerated? The judicial system should punish women who make demonstrably false accusations of rape with double the sentence the alleged rapist would have received. If the penalty is fucking death, hang the bitch twice, and a third time, out of spite.
"I feel that 'man-hating' is an honorable and viable political act, that the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against the class that is oppressing them." -- Robin Morgan, MS. Magazine Editor.
This is the same stupid cunt that linked terrorism and September 11 to sexuality. Must every fucking thing in the world be linked to your screwed up agendas? I wonder where she would be without a man? Probably on some blood-soaked sanitary pad. What oppression is she talking about by the way? She seems to have done pretty well in life! If you hate men so much why do you use clothes made by men? Why do you use products which have touched a man? Set yourself on fire to cleanse the uncleanness caused by male contact! Let's see some fire to match the inferno in your belly.
"I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of a pig." -- Andrea Dworkin, Ice And Fire
"…[I]n every realm of male expression and action, violence is experienced and articulated as love and freedom." -- Andrea Dworkin, Pornography: Men Possessing Women
This bitch died last year, and not a moment too soon. So let me get this straight, if a man has sex with a woman it's considered violence, but a woman beating a man to a bloody pulp isn't. I hope she died in great pain, like she deserves, hopefully with a size 11 military boot shoved up her ass.
Fuck Militant Feminists. Fuck them to hell. I wonder what the world will be like if they were in charge. Can you imagine it? Suddenly you have all sex declared illegal. The entire hosiery industry would collapse. Men would be forced to wear dog collars and women who don't listen to their screwed agenda (which includes about 99% of all women) would be “re-educated” in concentration camps. Rapists would hang, men who dare cross women during PMS would be incarcerated for fifty years, and most importantly, Leonardo De Crappio will be the only male allowed to breed because only he can be as sexless, stupid and malleable as they want. What drives these bitch-fucks I wonder.
Strangely enough, a lot of these fucknuts consider ANY form of heterosexual sex to be rape. If my wife thinks that, I will make hot monkey love to her till she changes her mind. Are these people using the same dictionary I am? Would a victim of rape agree with these self-righteous failed cock-gobblers who want to assert their version of “femininity” as the correct one? These annoying fuckbucket cumbubbles love to wallow in the filth of their own flawed worldview that makes them as bad as the worst christian/islamic fundamentalist.
People like these do nothing to further the cause of feminism. Moderate feminists who want to see real progress like equal responsibilities and rights for men and women will only be shackled if they include these nutjobs in their midst. To these freaks, feminism equals “man-hating”. Worse still they claim to be leftists. Fuck them, I wouldn't them leaning on my side of the political divide. While accusing men of being “oppressors” these bitches prove, with their vitriolic outburst from the padded cell, that were they in power, things would be much, much worse. Nothing is as nutty as a power-hungry, feminazi psycho-bitch.
Bitch, you want to burn your bras? Go ahead. I'll pee on the fire. You don't want to have sex with men? Then don't. You're not making a bloody point, you are just coming off as being stupid. If you hate men, do this: Don't come into contact with them. If you voluntarily choose to come into contact with men, then you have no right to complain. When a man touches you, bathe to cleanse yourself. Do not use products that a man may have touched. Let's then see how long you live. If you hate sex so much, do not have it. Let's see how you breed (No cheating! Remember, it was a man who discovered cloning!). Hopefully you will be extinct soon and we can all take a royal dump on your graves.
Fuck feminazis to hell.
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Folks,
I am sure, at some point in our lives we have come across a woman who answers to the following criteria
She bitches about how much men suck, why men are so stupid and how “studies have shown that women are smarter than men”
She goes on and on about how men are only interested in sex, while she doesn't refrain from wearing push-up bras, halter necks, skirts that could be called “belts”, see-through tops, and thong bikinis, but she calls it “empowerment”.
She can never tire of bitching about how every problem in society has been brought about by males, and no female was responsible for atomic bombs.
Pounces and rips apart any man who refers to a woman as a “Chick” or “babe” or “broad”.
Loves to spout meaningless horseshit like “I am a woman! Hear me roar!” and spells women as wymyn.
Is a closet slut but claims to be a “Feminist”. i.e. She equates feminism with “sleep with anything with a functioning dick just to show them I can”.
Considers all sport to be “male homoeroticism”, loves men who are complete pussies (“metrosexuals”) so that they can bitch-slap them into submission.
I am referring of course to “feminazis”. (About the only thing Rush Limbaugh did while existing on this planet was to coin that term. Who knows? Maybe that may be his one shot at a ticket out of hell, where little devils puncture his corpulent carcass with little pitchforks while Polka music blares in the background?)
As with most of my rants I got the inspiration to do this after a chat with a friend. Now she cannot be considered a “feminazi” in any way but she did spout the dumbest horseshit I have heard, like “women are smarter than men”. I of course disagreed, saying that they are both just as dumb, and saying one is smarter than the other is like saying an artichoke is smarter than a tomato.
She then went on to say “well, research has proven it”. So I decided to look for this “research” and who conducted this damned thing because it's fundamentally a flawed topic to do research on. Most papers I found tended the verdict as “inconclusive”, and generally pointed out that there are differences but that doesn't make one superior to the other. I am still waiting for conclusive, unbiased proof.
Why I say it is a flawed topic to do research on? Simply because men and women are not homogeneous groups. How can you compare people of different ethnicities, coming from different educational backgrounds, different life experiences and then assign a degree of smartness worthy of comparison? Would a group of African women from Inner Congo be smarter than a group of men from the ghettos of New York? Even within a similar demographic, can we extend results across the whole human race? Sex is probably one of a thousand other determinants of intelligence. I wonder though, if any scientist would dare to publish that men are smarter than women. It would take much more courage to do that than to point out that women are smarter.
Now before I go on to the rant proper, Some things I would like to clarify, for those really stupid idiots who immediately start getting a hernia reading something like this.
I am all for gender equality, and by equality I mean real equality.
I am all for a woman's right to choose what she does with her body
I am aware that gender equality will always be a contentious issue. Women have been and still are victims of discrimination of one form or another. I do not condone it but it's not going to go away.
I am not afraid of strong, self assured women. I like them, in fact.
Now the niceties are out of the way, it's time to get a bit dirty.
Feminazis suck. That's the purpose of this rant. It is to show how misguided, ignorant, bigoted and downright evil militant feminists can be. These female fundies have got to go, preferably up in smoke in front of a giant image of a rubber dick. Some of the shit they love to spout:
“Every evil in the world is caused by men!” Yeah? Like women are perfect angels in human-shape, incapable of doing wrong. Let me tell you the tale of a few perfectly shining examples of womanhood:
Elizabeth Bathory: She, along with Vlad the Impaler, was the inspiration for Bram Stoker's “Dracula”. By all accounts, her cruelty and savagery matched Vlad's. Here is a little account: Elizabeth Bathory was born to a rich Transylvanian family and was a countess. Generations of inbreeding had probably made her mentally unstable, and she, in her “reign” of about twenty years she tortured and killed six hundred young girls. She was convinced that the secret to youth and beauty was to bathe in the blood of virgins, and her castle was filled with the most macabre and disgusting collection of paraphernalia ever to issue from the local ironmonger.
It all started “harmlessly” enough with some simple torture and fun:
With the aid of this crew, Elizabeth made Castle Csejthe to a place of pure evil. She would always find excuses to inflict punishment and torture, upon her young servant girls. She preferred to having the victim stripped naked and then whip the girl on the front of her nude body rather than the back not only for the increased damage this would do, but so that she then could watch their faces contort in horror at their most grim and burning fate. Another favorite was when she would stick pins, in various sensitive places on the victims body, such as under fingernails.
Until....
A young chambermaid accidentally pulled Elizabeth Bathory's hair while combing it. The infuriated Countess slapped the girl's head so hard, that blood spurted from her nose, which splashed upon her own hand. Where the blood had touched her skin, Elizabeth immediately though it took on the freshness of her young chambermaid's skin. She then got hold of Johannes Ujvary and Dorka to undress the young girl, upon holding her arms over a big vat, then they cut her arteries. After the young girl was dead Elizabeth then stepped into the vat, and took a bath in her chambermaid's blood. She was now sure, she had found the secret of eternal youth through this vampirism. She had discovered that blood is life.
When the authorities got wind of it they decided to raid (She had “moved on” from peasant girls to nobility):
On December 30, 1610. A band of soldiers led by Elizabeth's own cousin, raided Castle Csejthe at night. They were horrified by the terrible sights in the castle. A dead girl was lying in the main hall, drained of blood, another girl, who had her body pierced, was still alive. In the dungeon they later discovered, were several girls waiting in prison cells, some of whose bodies had been tortured. Below the castle, they found the bodies of some 50 dead girls.
Another shining example of womanhood: Empress Wu Zetian of China (Tang Dynasty): This shining matriarch killed her rival to the throne, dismembered her body and immersed her in vats of wine to die, she killed her niece and framed her rival, thus elevating her status in the eyes of a weakening emperor. She established her own “male harems” (So much for the long suffering woman), she killed her own eldest son (what a loving mother), and installed her weak youngest puppet son so her authority will not be diminished. She presided over what was possibly fifty years of utter brutality and despotism. Incidentally many feminist sites consider her a great example of a real woman. Interesting indeed! Oh, and the Empress Dowager, Cixi, used up the defence budget to build a new summer palace for herself. While she bathed in luxury, the Chinese had to try fending off the invading Japanese navy by ramming their ships against the enemy. I wonder if Osucky big Cocken got his idea from this?
Onto modern times, Phoolan Devi: The Bandit Queen of Bihar. This woman has been lionised as a champion of the downtrodden, women and the “untouchables” in ultra-rural India. To be fair to her, she was treated brutally and victimised for what she was, and hence there was a thirst for vengeance in her but her bloodlust led to this:
Her men ransacked the village as she waited by the well where she was forced to fetch water for Sri Ram. After an hour her men returned and reported that the Ram brothers were not there. Phoolan refused to believe that they had slipped away. She was convinced that the villagers were hiding them. She ordered her bandits to round up all the young thakur men and bring them to the town square. The bandits lined up the thakurs, and Phoolan dressed them down, threatening to "roast" them alive if they did not tell her the truth. She punctuated her threats with blows to the men's groins with the butt of her rifle. The thakurs pleaded their ignorance, but this only enraged Phoolan more. She ordered her men to march the thakurs to the river where they were forced to kneel on the banks. Gunfire from multiple weapons shattered the air. Bodies keeled over and fell lifeless into the mud. When the shooting stopped, 22 of the 30 young men were dead, in what was possibly the worst instance of gang-killing in modern India. Her hatred towards her oppressors translated to a hatred towards everything male. While she should have found illiteracy and superstition, she chose to victimize males. This is a woman who is nearly worshipped by so many feminazis in the world.
Feminists love pointing out the brutal dictatorships in the past that were run by men, but those that were run by women weren't much better either. Regardless of sex, men and women respond the same way to power. So many of Hitler's willing minions were women. Just google Irma Grese to know more.
Feminists love to point out how men can only think about sex. Well what's wrong with sex? It has kept us alive all this while. Secondly, why shouldn't men think about sex? Why are men made to feel guilty about thinking about sex? If only men thought about sex, why is there such a huge market for lingerie, push-up bras, slimming products, dildos, vibrators and RU486? I walked into enough sex shops in my time and just like for every 10 porn mags for men there is one for women, for every fifty brands of dildos for women there is probably one blow up doll or fake pussy, and it doesn't even look all that realistic. Why are men made to feel bad about what they feel naturally? Cosmopolitan, and other feminine magazines are chockful of articles on how to have “great sex”, fifty ways to have mindblowing sex, two hundred ways to insert his dick into a watermelon and then eat if off... What are these articles doing in woman mags? The sales of these magazines I think can be easily compared to the sale of Penthouse or Juggs Monthly. Please don't give me the shit about “oh these magazines also have other articles”. Oh yeah? So does Playboy, so quit being a hypocritical bitch. Men think so much about sex because it feels so damn good, not because it is immature or anything, just like women. Talking about sex, feminazis get their panties in a bunch if a man so much as looks at a girl's cleavage. Hey bitch, if you don't want a man to look at a girl's tits, tell the girl to not show them! It's pretty hard to gawk at a burkha-wearing woman. A feminazi's hypocrisy is laid bare for all to see when she “empowers” herself by wearing what she wants and then berating the men for looking at her. Ever seen the feminazi at work? She'll be the one in a “three piece power suit” that is “designed for a man but made for a woman”, imitating men, behaving like men, and then claiming to hate men.
Another common gripe feminists have is “men get paid more than women!”
In Singapore, those who serve the armed forces for two years (all males) get a higher starting salary in the civil service to offset the two years of forced labour and indoctrination, or National Service, which means that they enter the workforce two years later when their female counterparts would have already moved on to higher cadres. This apparently pisses feminists off. Now I am all for equal pay but the hypocrisy of this is simply too glaring. These women want equal pay without equal responsibility. If they want equal pay why don't they volunteer for national service and join their male counterparts in combat fatigues for two years? I actually heard say “oh but we have periods and shit, and we bear kids!” What the fuck..? Since when did that become grounds for not being able to wear an army uniform? No one is forcing you to have kids. If you think that by having kids you are doing the men a favour then don't bother. In other countries I cannot comment because I don't know what the situation is, but here in Singapore, demanding equal rights without shouldering equal responsibilities is, to me, bloody hypocritical.
Feminazis who aren't lesbians love to talk about “commitment” which in their parlance means “I can screw around, you look at another girl, you're sleeping on the couch for a year”. A friend of mine happened to have the misfortune of dating one of these fucks. Ten months, and $25000 later, she left him because he was “hindering her walk with the Lord” (nothing like a fundy feminazi). What did he get out of it? Not even a proper kiss. The bitch conned him out of twenty five THOUSAND dollars, lured him with plans of a happy married life, provided he was committed, was insanely jealous if he as much as talked to any other female, only to dump his ass ten months later, nearly screwing his life up (She got her comeuppance but that is another story). Another friend of mine had an insanely jealous girlfriend who made him completely stop meeting his male AND female friends only to suddenly declare that she was lesbian and was leaving him. Holy-fucking-shit! Why do these manipulative cunts deserve anything but contempt? Of course feminazis would point out that the men were too stupid to realise that they are being taken for a ride. I would like to meet these bitches and have a go at their skulls with a fucking crowbar, and then point out that they were too dumb to not get out of the way.
Feminazis love to point out that every evil invention was a result of men, from the knife to the atomic bomb. What about all the good shit men invented? Fuck, it was a man who discovered the nylon that goes into the bras you love to burn, it was a man who invented the safety razors you don't shave with, it was a man who invented the morning after pill that you take after porking some parking attendant after a night of insane drinking and name-calling, it was a man who invented the triple speed multiorgasmic vibrator you use in your pussy, it was a man who invented the cooking grill, it was a man who discovered electricity, it was a man who discovered hydroelectric projects, it was a man who invented concrete to build your bloody houses with, a man who invented magic markers for you to make your protest signs so shut the fuck up with the bitching for a change.
Speaking of periods, feminazis want me to “understand” and empathise with their insanely cranky behaviour during the days they bleed (no I am not going to use euphemisms here) while themselves getting away with the worst kind of name calling. Feminists consider words like “babe”, “bitch”, “hoe”, “broad”, “chick” etc offensive. What can be so offensive about such words? They on the other hand are willing to call guys “jerks”, “assholes”, “dickheads”, “dogs” (and other fauna from aardvark upto and including the zebra), “bastards”, etc etc. Hypocrisy, thy name is woman!
And what's this shit about beauty contests and the pornography industry? Feminazis tell me that pornography is degrading to women. How so, may I ask? It portrays women to be sex objects to be used by men. Hey, apart from dodgy videos coming out of Bumfuck Egypt with grainy footage of a three year old girl blowing a donkey, most “mainstream” porn is produced with full consent of the participants. These women want to be treated as “sex objects”. No one held a gun to their heads and asked them to smile as guys held their dicks over their faces and came on them. Feminists talk about beauty contests perpetuating stereotypes of what males considered beauty. Bullshit. If males could define beauty, piewagons like Marilyn Monroe and Liz Taylor would be supermodels, as opposed to the anorexic, paper-thin, peroxided, bimbotic, airheads of today. It has always been women who have been defining what beauty is, not men. Men are not that picky. As long as it looks fairly decent, we'll fuck it. Does anyone seriously think a man came up with the concept of stiletto heels? A man wears shoes to cover his feet and prevent injury. The idea of wearing them just to show off their legs or look taller is completely woman. Does anyone seriously wants to claim that a man came up with the concept of a feather boa? Does anyone in his/her right mind wants to assert that it was a man who came up with the miniskirt? No we didn't! It was the man who came up with the burkha, it was a man who said women should cover their hair in church and it was a man who came up with the nine-yard saree, and who the hell wears those things today?
These feminazis wouldn't be so pervasive had they not their unwitting winged monkeys, the “new” pussified “metrosexual” male. Trust a woman to come up with a term like “metrosexual”. My guess is, she is a white woman who bases her life on Cosmo, finds meaning in “Sex and the City”, practices Tai Chi, and calls her kids “Charity” and “Dandelion”. Feminazis, like other powerfreaks (including many men), are unnerved by strong, self-assured men who can see through their bullshit. Their worst enemy is a man who can actually point out that gender and intelligence need not always be linked. They hate a man who can dress decently, but not flashily, because that would damage their fragile worldview that men are too stupid to button their flies. Their nemesis is a man who busts his ass to put food on his table, who is the head of the house not because he is the man, but because he works his ass off. They hate a man who loves sex, because in their warped worldview, sex with a man is filthy. They want a man whom they can pussywhip to submission without him even knowing it. They want a man devoid of maleness, devoid of male sexuality (yes there is such a thing, so eat shit). The “metrosexual” is usually filthy rich, loves to spend, buys designer-wear by the truckload, does his hair in a different way every other week, can cook a total of three fancy dishes, and even admits to wearing female underwear, i.e. A rich woman in a rich man's body, completely “sanitised”, devoid of male-ego, hell almost a woman. Think pansy-boy David Beckham and his bitch-wife. They want the men to act like women, and elevate them to a higher pedestral. The metrosexual phenomenon itself was not started by women (that is a different rant altogether), but they certainly have helped evangelise it to the world by giving it a nice name.
Feminazis talk about empowerment for women but not by their upliftment, they couldn't care less about the problems faced by a woman in Ethiopia who has nothing to eat for weeks. They couldn't care less for women who genuinely want to be housewives or help their career minded husbands. They treat any other brand of feminism but their own with utter contempt and condescension. They care however whether I say “manhole” and not “personhole” cover. They get uppity if I call a lesbian a “Dyke” or if I even DARE to hint that maybe men could have an edge over women in anything but brute strength (Even that would be challenged by these nutjobs). They see sexual connotations and male “insecurities” in EVERYTHING from the shape of missiles and bullets to The Three Stooges, and if Jerry Falwell hadn't beaten them to it, they would have been the first to assert that the purple tellytubby was a suppressed closet homosexual.
Fuck them to hell.
I am sure, at some point in our lives we have come across a woman who answers to the following criteria
She bitches about how much men suck, why men are so stupid and how “studies have shown that women are smarter than men”
She goes on and on about how men are only interested in sex, while she doesn't refrain from wearing push-up bras, halter necks, skirts that could be called “belts”, see-through tops, and thong bikinis, but she calls it “empowerment”.
She can never tire of bitching about how every problem in society has been brought about by males, and no female was responsible for atomic bombs.
Pounces and rips apart any man who refers to a woman as a “Chick” or “babe” or “broad”.
Loves to spout meaningless horseshit like “I am a woman! Hear me roar!” and spells women as wymyn.
Is a closet slut but claims to be a “Feminist”. i.e. She equates feminism with “sleep with anything with a functioning dick just to show them I can”.
Considers all sport to be “male homoeroticism”, loves men who are complete pussies (“metrosexuals”) so that they can bitch-slap them into submission.
I am referring of course to “feminazis”. (About the only thing Rush Limbaugh did while existing on this planet was to coin that term. Who knows? Maybe that may be his one shot at a ticket out of hell, where little devils puncture his corpulent carcass with little pitchforks while Polka music blares in the background?)
As with most of my rants I got the inspiration to do this after a chat with a friend. Now she cannot be considered a “feminazi” in any way but she did spout the dumbest horseshit I have heard, like “women are smarter than men”. I of course disagreed, saying that they are both just as dumb, and saying one is smarter than the other is like saying an artichoke is smarter than a tomato.
She then went on to say “well, research has proven it”. So I decided to look for this “research” and who conducted this damned thing because it's fundamentally a flawed topic to do research on. Most papers I found tended the verdict as “inconclusive”, and generally pointed out that there are differences but that doesn't make one superior to the other. I am still waiting for conclusive, unbiased proof.
Why I say it is a flawed topic to do research on? Simply because men and women are not homogeneous groups. How can you compare people of different ethnicities, coming from different educational backgrounds, different life experiences and then assign a degree of smartness worthy of comparison? Would a group of African women from Inner Congo be smarter than a group of men from the ghettos of New York? Even within a similar demographic, can we extend results across the whole human race? Sex is probably one of a thousand other determinants of intelligence. I wonder though, if any scientist would dare to publish that men are smarter than women. It would take much more courage to do that than to point out that women are smarter.
Now before I go on to the rant proper, Some things I would like to clarify, for those really stupid idiots who immediately start getting a hernia reading something like this.
I am all for gender equality, and by equality I mean real equality.
I am all for a woman's right to choose what she does with her body
I am aware that gender equality will always be a contentious issue. Women have been and still are victims of discrimination of one form or another. I do not condone it but it's not going to go away.
I am not afraid of strong, self assured women. I like them, in fact.
Now the niceties are out of the way, it's time to get a bit dirty.
Feminazis suck. That's the purpose of this rant. It is to show how misguided, ignorant, bigoted and downright evil militant feminists can be. These female fundies have got to go, preferably up in smoke in front of a giant image of a rubber dick. Some of the shit they love to spout:
“Every evil in the world is caused by men!” Yeah? Like women are perfect angels in human-shape, incapable of doing wrong. Let me tell you the tale of a few perfectly shining examples of womanhood:
Elizabeth Bathory: She, along with Vlad the Impaler, was the inspiration for Bram Stoker's “Dracula”. By all accounts, her cruelty and savagery matched Vlad's. Here is a little account: Elizabeth Bathory was born to a rich Transylvanian family and was a countess. Generations of inbreeding had probably made her mentally unstable, and she, in her “reign” of about twenty years she tortured and killed six hundred young girls. She was convinced that the secret to youth and beauty was to bathe in the blood of virgins, and her castle was filled with the most macabre and disgusting collection of paraphernalia ever to issue from the local ironmonger.
It all started “harmlessly” enough with some simple torture and fun:
With the aid of this crew, Elizabeth made Castle Csejthe to a place of pure evil. She would always find excuses to inflict punishment and torture, upon her young servant girls. She preferred to having the victim stripped naked and then whip the girl on the front of her nude body rather than the back not only for the increased damage this would do, but so that she then could watch their faces contort in horror at their most grim and burning fate. Another favorite was when she would stick pins, in various sensitive places on the victims body, such as under fingernails.
Until....
A young chambermaid accidentally pulled Elizabeth Bathory's hair while combing it. The infuriated Countess slapped the girl's head so hard, that blood spurted from her nose, which splashed upon her own hand. Where the blood had touched her skin, Elizabeth immediately though it took on the freshness of her young chambermaid's skin. She then got hold of Johannes Ujvary and Dorka to undress the young girl, upon holding her arms over a big vat, then they cut her arteries. After the young girl was dead Elizabeth then stepped into the vat, and took a bath in her chambermaid's blood. She was now sure, she had found the secret of eternal youth through this vampirism. She had discovered that blood is life.
When the authorities got wind of it they decided to raid (She had “moved on” from peasant girls to nobility):
On December 30, 1610. A band of soldiers led by Elizabeth's own cousin, raided Castle Csejthe at night. They were horrified by the terrible sights in the castle. A dead girl was lying in the main hall, drained of blood, another girl, who had her body pierced, was still alive. In the dungeon they later discovered, were several girls waiting in prison cells, some of whose bodies had been tortured. Below the castle, they found the bodies of some 50 dead girls.
Another shining example of womanhood: Empress Wu Zetian of China (Tang Dynasty): This shining matriarch killed her rival to the throne, dismembered her body and immersed her in vats of wine to die, she killed her niece and framed her rival, thus elevating her status in the eyes of a weakening emperor. She established her own “male harems” (So much for the long suffering woman), she killed her own eldest son (what a loving mother), and installed her weak youngest puppet son so her authority will not be diminished. She presided over what was possibly fifty years of utter brutality and despotism. Incidentally many feminist sites consider her a great example of a real woman. Interesting indeed! Oh, and the Empress Dowager, Cixi, used up the defence budget to build a new summer palace for herself. While she bathed in luxury, the Chinese had to try fending off the invading Japanese navy by ramming their ships against the enemy. I wonder if Osucky big Cocken got his idea from this?
Onto modern times, Phoolan Devi: The Bandit Queen of Bihar. This woman has been lionised as a champion of the downtrodden, women and the “untouchables” in ultra-rural India. To be fair to her, she was treated brutally and victimised for what she was, and hence there was a thirst for vengeance in her but her bloodlust led to this:
Her men ransacked the village as she waited by the well where she was forced to fetch water for Sri Ram. After an hour her men returned and reported that the Ram brothers were not there. Phoolan refused to believe that they had slipped away. She was convinced that the villagers were hiding them. She ordered her bandits to round up all the young thakur men and bring them to the town square. The bandits lined up the thakurs, and Phoolan dressed them down, threatening to "roast" them alive if they did not tell her the truth. She punctuated her threats with blows to the men's groins with the butt of her rifle. The thakurs pleaded their ignorance, but this only enraged Phoolan more. She ordered her men to march the thakurs to the river where they were forced to kneel on the banks. Gunfire from multiple weapons shattered the air. Bodies keeled over and fell lifeless into the mud. When the shooting stopped, 22 of the 30 young men were dead, in what was possibly the worst instance of gang-killing in modern India. Her hatred towards her oppressors translated to a hatred towards everything male. While she should have found illiteracy and superstition, she chose to victimize males. This is a woman who is nearly worshipped by so many feminazis in the world.
Feminists love pointing out the brutal dictatorships in the past that were run by men, but those that were run by women weren't much better either. Regardless of sex, men and women respond the same way to power. So many of Hitler's willing minions were women. Just google Irma Grese to know more.
Feminists love to point out how men can only think about sex. Well what's wrong with sex? It has kept us alive all this while. Secondly, why shouldn't men think about sex? Why are men made to feel guilty about thinking about sex? If only men thought about sex, why is there such a huge market for lingerie, push-up bras, slimming products, dildos, vibrators and RU486? I walked into enough sex shops in my time and just like for every 10 porn mags for men there is one for women, for every fifty brands of dildos for women there is probably one blow up doll or fake pussy, and it doesn't even look all that realistic. Why are men made to feel bad about what they feel naturally? Cosmopolitan, and other feminine magazines are chockful of articles on how to have “great sex”, fifty ways to have mindblowing sex, two hundred ways to insert his dick into a watermelon and then eat if off... What are these articles doing in woman mags? The sales of these magazines I think can be easily compared to the sale of Penthouse or Juggs Monthly. Please don't give me the shit about “oh these magazines also have other articles”. Oh yeah? So does Playboy, so quit being a hypocritical bitch. Men think so much about sex because it feels so damn good, not because it is immature or anything, just like women. Talking about sex, feminazis get their panties in a bunch if a man so much as looks at a girl's cleavage. Hey bitch, if you don't want a man to look at a girl's tits, tell the girl to not show them! It's pretty hard to gawk at a burkha-wearing woman. A feminazi's hypocrisy is laid bare for all to see when she “empowers” herself by wearing what she wants and then berating the men for looking at her. Ever seen the feminazi at work? She'll be the one in a “three piece power suit” that is “designed for a man but made for a woman”, imitating men, behaving like men, and then claiming to hate men.
Another common gripe feminists have is “men get paid more than women!”
In Singapore, those who serve the armed forces for two years (all males) get a higher starting salary in the civil service to offset the two years of forced labour and indoctrination, or National Service, which means that they enter the workforce two years later when their female counterparts would have already moved on to higher cadres. This apparently pisses feminists off. Now I am all for equal pay but the hypocrisy of this is simply too glaring. These women want equal pay without equal responsibility. If they want equal pay why don't they volunteer for national service and join their male counterparts in combat fatigues for two years? I actually heard say “oh but we have periods and shit, and we bear kids!” What the fuck..? Since when did that become grounds for not being able to wear an army uniform? No one is forcing you to have kids. If you think that by having kids you are doing the men a favour then don't bother. In other countries I cannot comment because I don't know what the situation is, but here in Singapore, demanding equal rights without shouldering equal responsibilities is, to me, bloody hypocritical.
Feminazis who aren't lesbians love to talk about “commitment” which in their parlance means “I can screw around, you look at another girl, you're sleeping on the couch for a year”. A friend of mine happened to have the misfortune of dating one of these fucks. Ten months, and $25000 later, she left him because he was “hindering her walk with the Lord” (nothing like a fundy feminazi). What did he get out of it? Not even a proper kiss. The bitch conned him out of twenty five THOUSAND dollars, lured him with plans of a happy married life, provided he was committed, was insanely jealous if he as much as talked to any other female, only to dump his ass ten months later, nearly screwing his life up (She got her comeuppance but that is another story). Another friend of mine had an insanely jealous girlfriend who made him completely stop meeting his male AND female friends only to suddenly declare that she was lesbian and was leaving him. Holy-fucking-shit! Why do these manipulative cunts deserve anything but contempt? Of course feminazis would point out that the men were too stupid to realise that they are being taken for a ride. I would like to meet these bitches and have a go at their skulls with a fucking crowbar, and then point out that they were too dumb to not get out of the way.
Feminazis love to point out that every evil invention was a result of men, from the knife to the atomic bomb. What about all the good shit men invented? Fuck, it was a man who discovered the nylon that goes into the bras you love to burn, it was a man who invented the safety razors you don't shave with, it was a man who invented the morning after pill that you take after porking some parking attendant after a night of insane drinking and name-calling, it was a man who invented the triple speed multiorgasmic vibrator you use in your pussy, it was a man who invented the cooking grill, it was a man who discovered electricity, it was a man who discovered hydroelectric projects, it was a man who invented concrete to build your bloody houses with, a man who invented magic markers for you to make your protest signs so shut the fuck up with the bitching for a change.
Speaking of periods, feminazis want me to “understand” and empathise with their insanely cranky behaviour during the days they bleed (no I am not going to use euphemisms here) while themselves getting away with the worst kind of name calling. Feminists consider words like “babe”, “bitch”, “hoe”, “broad”, “chick” etc offensive. What can be so offensive about such words? They on the other hand are willing to call guys “jerks”, “assholes”, “dickheads”, “dogs” (and other fauna from aardvark upto and including the zebra), “bastards”, etc etc. Hypocrisy, thy name is woman!
And what's this shit about beauty contests and the pornography industry? Feminazis tell me that pornography is degrading to women. How so, may I ask? It portrays women to be sex objects to be used by men. Hey, apart from dodgy videos coming out of Bumfuck Egypt with grainy footage of a three year old girl blowing a donkey, most “mainstream” porn is produced with full consent of the participants. These women want to be treated as “sex objects”. No one held a gun to their heads and asked them to smile as guys held their dicks over their faces and came on them. Feminists talk about beauty contests perpetuating stereotypes of what males considered beauty. Bullshit. If males could define beauty, piewagons like Marilyn Monroe and Liz Taylor would be supermodels, as opposed to the anorexic, paper-thin, peroxided, bimbotic, airheads of today. It has always been women who have been defining what beauty is, not men. Men are not that picky. As long as it looks fairly decent, we'll fuck it. Does anyone seriously think a man came up with the concept of stiletto heels? A man wears shoes to cover his feet and prevent injury. The idea of wearing them just to show off their legs or look taller is completely woman. Does anyone seriously wants to claim that a man came up with the concept of a feather boa? Does anyone in his/her right mind wants to assert that it was a man who came up with the miniskirt? No we didn't! It was the man who came up with the burkha, it was a man who said women should cover their hair in church and it was a man who came up with the nine-yard saree, and who the hell wears those things today?
These feminazis wouldn't be so pervasive had they not their unwitting winged monkeys, the “new” pussified “metrosexual” male. Trust a woman to come up with a term like “metrosexual”. My guess is, she is a white woman who bases her life on Cosmo, finds meaning in “Sex and the City”, practices Tai Chi, and calls her kids “Charity” and “Dandelion”. Feminazis, like other powerfreaks (including many men), are unnerved by strong, self-assured men who can see through their bullshit. Their worst enemy is a man who can actually point out that gender and intelligence need not always be linked. They hate a man who can dress decently, but not flashily, because that would damage their fragile worldview that men are too stupid to button their flies. Their nemesis is a man who busts his ass to put food on his table, who is the head of the house not because he is the man, but because he works his ass off. They hate a man who loves sex, because in their warped worldview, sex with a man is filthy. They want a man whom they can pussywhip to submission without him even knowing it. They want a man devoid of maleness, devoid of male sexuality (yes there is such a thing, so eat shit). The “metrosexual” is usually filthy rich, loves to spend, buys designer-wear by the truckload, does his hair in a different way every other week, can cook a total of three fancy dishes, and even admits to wearing female underwear, i.e. A rich woman in a rich man's body, completely “sanitised”, devoid of male-ego, hell almost a woman. Think pansy-boy David Beckham and his bitch-wife. They want the men to act like women, and elevate them to a higher pedestral. The metrosexual phenomenon itself was not started by women (that is a different rant altogether), but they certainly have helped evangelise it to the world by giving it a nice name.
Feminazis talk about empowerment for women but not by their upliftment, they couldn't care less about the problems faced by a woman in Ethiopia who has nothing to eat for weeks. They couldn't care less for women who genuinely want to be housewives or help their career minded husbands. They treat any other brand of feminism but their own with utter contempt and condescension. They care however whether I say “manhole” and not “personhole” cover. They get uppity if I call a lesbian a “Dyke” or if I even DARE to hint that maybe men could have an edge over women in anything but brute strength (Even that would be challenged by these nutjobs). They see sexual connotations and male “insecurities” in EVERYTHING from the shape of missiles and bullets to The Three Stooges, and if Jerry Falwell hadn't beaten them to it, they would have been the first to assert that the purple tellytubby was a suppressed closet homosexual.
Fuck them to hell.
Friday, January 13, 2006
Arbeit macht frei
Folks,
On 25th January, 1940, the plan to conduct what has since become humanity's most gruesome mass murder came to fruition with the selection of Oswiecim in Poland to be the site of a concentration camp for Jews and undesirable Poles in Nazi Europe. Just sixty six years ago, the wheels were set in motion for what would undoubtedly be Germany's and humanity's lasting shame. By the time it was liberated by the Soviets in 1944, exactly four years later, it had already borne witness to the ruthless butchery of close to two million people.
Lest we ever forget what racism is capable of unfolding into, let us never forget the words that were put mockingly on the Gates of Hell, Arbeit Macht Frei. It translates to "Work liberates", or "labour makes you free". Unfortunately for the over one and a half million people who passed through those gates at Auschwitz and Auschwitz-Birkenau, it was the cruelest joke played by a human on another. Of the six million who went in over the five years, starting the first "shipment" of Poles on May 20th,
only 65,000 were left alive. The rest were shot, gassed and burnt in the infamous gas chambers of this camp in what was humanity's greatest genocide, a holocaust that wiped out a third of a race.
Let us never forget the terrible power of blind hero-worship. Let us never forget the immense power of prejudice and most of all, let us never forget the gift of freedom, because freedom is something that is the easiest to take for granted and yet, the hardest to win. Millions have had to die for the right we have to speak as we wish and do as we wish. Let those who died not have died in vain.
Despite the overwhelming evidence of the atrocities in Auschwitz, there are those who deny that such a monstrosity took place. Others can't come to terms with the immense cruelty of a race that was one of the most cultured and civilized in the Western world. Yet others glorify the men who were responsible for the most perverse act of butchery on this planet. One has to just see the brick walls of the gas chambers, the torn down remnants of the crematoria and the huge, imposing gates to Birkenau to realise that what had happened, has no word in the english language to describe. To forget this event is foolishness, to ignore it, perilous and to glorify it, savageness.
It was not a long time ago. It never will be.
Folks,
On 25th January, 1940, the plan to conduct what has since become humanity's most gruesome mass murder came to fruition with the selection of Oswiecim in Poland to be the site of a concentration camp for Jews and undesirable Poles in Nazi Europe. Just sixty six years ago, the wheels were set in motion for what would undoubtedly be Germany's and humanity's lasting shame. By the time it was liberated by the Soviets in 1944, exactly four years later, it had already borne witness to the ruthless butchery of close to two million people.
Lest we ever forget what racism is capable of unfolding into, let us never forget the words that were put mockingly on the Gates of Hell, Arbeit Macht Frei. It translates to "Work liberates", or "labour makes you free". Unfortunately for the over one and a half million people who passed through those gates at Auschwitz and Auschwitz-Birkenau, it was the cruelest joke played by a human on another. Of the six million who went in over the five years, starting the first "shipment" of Poles on May 20th,
only 65,000 were left alive. The rest were shot, gassed and burnt in the infamous gas chambers of this camp in what was humanity's greatest genocide, a holocaust that wiped out a third of a race.
Let us never forget the terrible power of blind hero-worship. Let us never forget the immense power of prejudice and most of all, let us never forget the gift of freedom, because freedom is something that is the easiest to take for granted and yet, the hardest to win. Millions have had to die for the right we have to speak as we wish and do as we wish. Let those who died not have died in vain.
Despite the overwhelming evidence of the atrocities in Auschwitz, there are those who deny that such a monstrosity took place. Others can't come to terms with the immense cruelty of a race that was one of the most cultured and civilized in the Western world. Yet others glorify the men who were responsible for the most perverse act of butchery on this planet. One has to just see the brick walls of the gas chambers, the torn down remnants of the crematoria and the huge, imposing gates to Birkenau to realise that what had happened, has no word in the english language to describe. To forget this event is foolishness, to ignore it, perilous and to glorify it, savageness.
It was not a long time ago. It never will be.
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Folks,
Here it is: The Shitblog Awards 2006. The criteria are below:
Language : * - reasonably coherent, shows mild mental problems, nothing that can't be treated to ***** - Strategically shaved monkey
Puke Factor: * - Mild discomfort when eating to ****** - Wish you hadn't eaten that mildly rancid bratwurst last year
Annoyance: * - Feel like throwing a brick at the bitch to ***** - Wishing for a god just so he can strike him/her down with some righteous lightning
Honourable Mention: http://purplecars.blogspot.com/
Language: ***
Puke Factor: ****
Annoyance: *****
This woman blogs about the most profound truths in the universe. A sample:
Some people go & come out of our lifes... they all leave memories... be it bad or good... these are some things i realised in my life that they can't be erased... even if i want to...
they are all at the back of my head... to each day remind me... i gues tt's wat
they call EXPERIENCES...of living in EARTH...
some things offered by god... seems to be sooooOOOOO GOOD... at the same times... it puts in some bittereness... in our lives so that we are tot to handle some challenges & hurdles... even hw big they are, in a way god is really gr8.. he or she loves us so much that they want us to be strong even to face whatever problems we come acoss in our lives... that's why he adds.. some..sugar,some salt & some bitterness...
Apparently she hasn't heard of punctuation, while somehow thinking that she is capable of debating within herself the conflicting nature of existence, of reality and life. Do any of you who visit my site consider what has been said above to make any sense whatsoever? We have to put up with the mindless ramblings of an inbred troglodyte with a computer. We need to evolve people, and quickly. In order to do that, these genes should be out of our gene pool as soon as possible.
The Shitblog Awards Second Runner Up: http://jag83.blogspot.com/
Language: ****
Puke Factor: ****
Annoyance: *****
Again, one is forced to contemplate forced sterilization of a segment of the population that is most likely to breed and least likely to produce at least one hominid offspring; a "human rights for humans only" act if you will. A sampling of this great thinker is reproduced below:
okie.. for all those ppl who mish ma blog.. the master of blog creations is back.. well.. those who had been looking for me.. i m fine.. just too busy with stuffs.. ya.. so ya.. m back again bloggin.. n ya just finished talking to my sayang.. n now on the line with ma baby sis.. shes sick too.. hope she gets well soon.. hmmz.. wad shall i say.. work is tough.. but money is impt.. n got many philippino trainees.. so ya.. fun n tiring.. had a week of thai promotion..
We try and try to teach people contraception and sometimes we fail badly. How else can you explain this great pest that breathes the same air as you and I do? Master of blog creations? I bet he is. Only an utterly certifiable loon will want to stake claim to a title like that.
One more entry from this master?
okie.. now for my die hard fans.. some story tat i made up.. told norlyn n she luffed her head off.. so shall tell u guys.. it mite be disturbing to some.. mayb to the dead.. it is not to disturb or insult u ppl.. just for entertainment wise.. here goes..
I rest my case.
The Shitblog Awards Runner-Up: http://www.xanga.com/this_miss_kristine
Language: WAY off scale.
Puke Factor: *****
Annoyance: *****
furst off i jes wanna say *happie one month to mah bebby* haha kks so like this mornin was really gloomy..all because of me!hehe i control the weather!did u no that?wellps it was all darn and rainy because i was sad because noni wasnt at school yet..but he kame wen the bell rang..so wen he came he was holdin somethin.and wen i went to him he gave me prittyful pink roses it was so pritty haha i loved them!and than furst period everywun was jes like aww who gave that tooh you blah etc.second was good! i got to walk around a couple of times but yea than went to correct papers thats about it.third was a breeze.. The vomit went on for pages on end.
Folks, this is the first non Singaporean entry into the Shitblog Awards and I had no idea people beyond these shores wrote like Britney Spears' sleep ramblings. Oh my goodness! Red on white text, complete lack of any coherence whatsoever, rambling about inanities in the most annoying language possible, this side has it all. She makes Jessica Simpson appear a fucking Rhodes Scholar. Another little sample:
freakin HATERS these dais kant get no lyfe but to tag up on my chatterbox and say shit!wtf you got a problem with something you IM me and dont say it on my chatterbox stupid freakers. anywaize!yea school was alrites..we got out early todae haha so classes went by really fast.furst period was a breeze and second period since im t.a. i jes worked on mah history notebook.than third was a bore and fourth was another bore.haha than lunch was FUN!hahahuh tina!haha but hey!thats a secret lols and than had tooh dress for p.e..yuck!we had tooh run again haha but watevers.and than sixth..haha oh krap..we all got in trouble for some gay reason but whatevers haha.
Can some kind soul please translate that into a language spoken on planet earth?
The Shitblog Awards Winner: http://sleazygal.blogspot.com
Folks, this was a tough one. It was mighty close between xiaxue (based on a few requests I actually considered the queen bitch of blogging to be the Shitblog Award Winner) and another blogger. But you all will agree I chose right. Forget grading her on any scales, she beats them all.
Now I don't know where to place this person. Is it a man pretending to be an atrociously annoying teenage wonder? Is it a frustrated middle aged woman trying to rediscover the lost joys of sex that have henceforth been forever denied to her? Is it really a sex starved, attention seeking pseudo-erudite whore? I thought this one one of Talkingcock.com's really bad jokes until it went on too long to be.
A sample:
(I) am looking into a long term relationship, you know, marriage contract. Most guys ( 99.9% ) in Singapore do not fit into my bills. First of all, all those who fit into my citeria are not here in Singapore anymore but enjoying their lives in greener pastures overseas. Actually, I do not ask for much in a life long relationship. I yearn for academically-inclined ones..
1. Ivy League degrees or Stanford/MIT or Oxbridge graduates
Apart from spelling like a dyslexic baboon on angel dust (fit her bills? Which ones? Singtel? M1? PUB?), she tries to sound snobbish and fails miserably. Her head is probably too far up her own ass to realise that there is no such place as Oxbridge (a term used to denote Oxford and Cambridge Universities).
3. Locally-educated guys please dont even bother.
4. Gentleman and witty enough to click with me and tell me jokes so that we wont have a boring relationship.
Witty and social gentlemen like to hang around witty and gracious women, not sluts who claim to something they are not. Witty gentlemen like women who are witty, not those who demand jokes ("I'll fuck you for a great one liner!")
Gentlemen prefer ladies, not whores.
And she is a whore, judging by her latest post:
Need Ca$H.
I need some money. Can any kind souls help ?
I wonder why she doesn't just ask her "Oxbridge" friends? How pathetic must a life be to be willing to sell herself for cash right after a post like this?
$300 a night?
Someone offered me that amount a few nights ago but I politely declined. Thats too cheapskate. Yes, I do agree that I enjoy fucking but at least not to the extent of downgrading my price all the way to $300 right? Some losers here have demanded me uploading my pictures for their perusal. Who do they think they are? My bf?
Now I would certainly like to meet the king doofus who wants to fuck this screwed-in-the-head whore for an amount that could fetch him 8 hours of serious pussy in the largest local red light district. It's a sad day indeed for humanity if this is the kind of brain we want to breed with. However the pathetic attempts by this female(?) to sound fine starts to show rather easily. I still don't see how anyone could be this stupid. Surely it's a joke?
So here you are people, one more time, the Shitblog Award 2006 Winner: http://sleazygal.blogspot.com
Stand back in AWE.
Here it is: The Shitblog Awards 2006. The criteria are below:
Language : * - reasonably coherent, shows mild mental problems, nothing that can't be treated to ***** - Strategically shaved monkey
Puke Factor: * - Mild discomfort when eating to ****** - Wish you hadn't eaten that mildly rancid bratwurst last year
Annoyance: * - Feel like throwing a brick at the bitch to ***** - Wishing for a god just so he can strike him/her down with some righteous lightning
Honourable Mention: http://purplecars.blogspot.com/
Language: ***
Puke Factor: ****
Annoyance: *****
This woman blogs about the most profound truths in the universe. A sample:
Some people go & come out of our lifes... they all leave memories... be it bad or good... these are some things i realised in my life that they can't be erased... even if i want to...
they are all at the back of my head... to each day remind me... i gues tt's wat
they call EXPERIENCES...of living in EARTH...
some things offered by god... seems to be sooooOOOOO GOOD... at the same times... it puts in some bittereness... in our lives so that we are tot to handle some challenges & hurdles... even hw big they are, in a way god is really gr8.. he or she loves us so much that they want us to be strong even to face whatever problems we come acoss in our lives... that's why he adds.. some..sugar,some salt & some bitterness...
Apparently she hasn't heard of punctuation, while somehow thinking that she is capable of debating within herself the conflicting nature of existence, of reality and life. Do any of you who visit my site consider what has been said above to make any sense whatsoever? We have to put up with the mindless ramblings of an inbred troglodyte with a computer. We need to evolve people, and quickly. In order to do that, these genes should be out of our gene pool as soon as possible.
The Shitblog Awards Second Runner Up: http://jag83.blogspot.com/
Language: ****
Puke Factor: ****
Annoyance: *****
Again, one is forced to contemplate forced sterilization of a segment of the population that is most likely to breed and least likely to produce at least one hominid offspring; a "human rights for humans only" act if you will. A sampling of this great thinker is reproduced below:
okie.. for all those ppl who mish ma blog.. the master of blog creations is back.. well.. those who had been looking for me.. i m fine.. just too busy with stuffs.. ya.. so ya.. m back again bloggin.. n ya just finished talking to my sayang.. n now on the line with ma baby sis.. shes sick too.. hope she gets well soon.. hmmz.. wad shall i say.. work is tough.. but money is impt.. n got many philippino trainees.. so ya.. fun n tiring.. had a week of thai promotion..
We try and try to teach people contraception and sometimes we fail badly. How else can you explain this great pest that breathes the same air as you and I do? Master of blog creations? I bet he is. Only an utterly certifiable loon will want to stake claim to a title like that.
One more entry from this master?
okie.. now for my die hard fans.. some story tat i made up.. told norlyn n she luffed her head off.. so shall tell u guys.. it mite be disturbing to some.. mayb to the dead.. it is not to disturb or insult u ppl.. just for entertainment wise.. here goes..
I rest my case.
The Shitblog Awards Runner-Up: http://www.xanga.com/this_miss_kristine
Language: WAY off scale.
Puke Factor: *****
Annoyance: *****
furst off i jes wanna say *happie one month to mah bebby* haha kks so like this mornin was really gloomy..all because of me!hehe i control the weather!did u no that?wellps it was all darn and rainy because i was sad because noni wasnt at school yet..but he kame wen the bell rang..so wen he came he was holdin somethin.and wen i went to him he gave me prittyful pink roses it was so pritty haha i loved them!and than furst period everywun was jes like aww who gave that tooh you blah etc.second was good! i got to walk around a couple of times but yea than went to correct papers thats about it.third was a breeze.. The vomit went on for pages on end.
Folks, this is the first non Singaporean entry into the Shitblog Awards and I had no idea people beyond these shores wrote like Britney Spears' sleep ramblings. Oh my goodness! Red on white text, complete lack of any coherence whatsoever, rambling about inanities in the most annoying language possible, this side has it all. She makes Jessica Simpson appear a fucking Rhodes Scholar. Another little sample:
freakin HATERS these dais kant get no lyfe but to tag up on my chatterbox and say shit!wtf you got a problem with something you IM me and dont say it on my chatterbox stupid freakers. anywaize!yea school was alrites..we got out early todae haha so classes went by really fast.furst period was a breeze and second period since im t.a. i jes worked on mah history notebook.than third was a bore and fourth was another bore.haha than lunch was FUN!hahahuh tina!haha but hey!thats a secret lols and than had tooh dress for p.e..yuck!we had tooh run again haha but watevers.and than sixth..haha oh krap..we all got in trouble for some gay reason but whatevers haha.
Can some kind soul please translate that into a language spoken on planet earth?
The Shitblog Awards Winner: http://sleazygal.blogspot.com
Folks, this was a tough one. It was mighty close between xiaxue (based on a few requests I actually considered the queen bitch of blogging to be the Shitblog Award Winner) and another blogger. But you all will agree I chose right. Forget grading her on any scales, she beats them all.
Now I don't know where to place this person. Is it a man pretending to be an atrociously annoying teenage wonder? Is it a frustrated middle aged woman trying to rediscover the lost joys of sex that have henceforth been forever denied to her? Is it really a sex starved, attention seeking pseudo-erudite whore? I thought this one one of Talkingcock.com's really bad jokes until it went on too long to be.
A sample:
(I) am looking into a long term relationship, you know, marriage contract. Most guys ( 99.9% ) in Singapore do not fit into my bills. First of all, all those who fit into my citeria are not here in Singapore anymore but enjoying their lives in greener pastures overseas. Actually, I do not ask for much in a life long relationship. I yearn for academically-inclined ones..
1. Ivy League degrees or Stanford/MIT or Oxbridge graduates
Apart from spelling like a dyslexic baboon on angel dust (fit her bills? Which ones? Singtel? M1? PUB?), she tries to sound snobbish and fails miserably. Her head is probably too far up her own ass to realise that there is no such place as Oxbridge (a term used to denote Oxford and Cambridge Universities).
3. Locally-educated guys please dont even bother.
4. Gentleman and witty enough to click with me and tell me jokes so that we wont have a boring relationship.
Witty and social gentlemen like to hang around witty and gracious women, not sluts who claim to something they are not. Witty gentlemen like women who are witty, not those who demand jokes ("I'll fuck you for a great one liner!")
Gentlemen prefer ladies, not whores.
And she is a whore, judging by her latest post:
Need Ca$H.
I need some money. Can any kind souls help ?
I wonder why she doesn't just ask her "Oxbridge" friends? How pathetic must a life be to be willing to sell herself for cash right after a post like this?
$300 a night?
Someone offered me that amount a few nights ago but I politely declined. Thats too cheapskate. Yes, I do agree that I enjoy fucking but at least not to the extent of downgrading my price all the way to $300 right? Some losers here have demanded me uploading my pictures for their perusal. Who do they think they are? My bf?
Now I would certainly like to meet the king doofus who wants to fuck this screwed-in-the-head whore for an amount that could fetch him 8 hours of serious pussy in the largest local red light district. It's a sad day indeed for humanity if this is the kind of brain we want to breed with. However the pathetic attempts by this female(?) to sound fine starts to show rather easily. I still don't see how anyone could be this stupid. Surely it's a joke?
So here you are people, one more time, the Shitblog Award 2006 Winner: http://sleazygal.blogspot.com
Stand back in AWE.
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