Folks,
First of all, women stop reading. I am going to offend you. Do not progress any further because it would result in you turning beet red, hyperventilating, random acts of misdirected anger, killing of small, furry mammals and in some cases, spittle-choke and death.
Well, some of you need that anyway, but please, do us all a favour and don't read this.
So all men here? Good.
Do me a favour and ask a woman, any woman. It could be the skankiest whore on the street or the mother superior in some nunnery. Ask them this: "Should someone deserve the death penalty for rape".
Chances are nine of ten would scream "yes"!
At this point, walk away. Do not even attempt to argue with them whether such a serious sentence should be given for, what is admittedly a crime that is serious but certainly not worth hanging the poor bastard.
I tried.
Apart from being called a "fucking misogynistic bastard" and being "seriously fucked in the head", I got to hear a lecture on what a heinous crime it is and how I will never understand what a woman goes through. And all this while I was thinking, 'isn't rape when something goes through a woman, rather than the other way round?" Okay, that was what I was thinking, not what I said. The maniacal woman looked like she would cut my goolies off if I pushed her too far over the edge, so I kept my mouth shut.
I mean, why is rape such a 'special' crime? Sure it's a serious crime and everything but why do women get so damn hysterical over it? Is rape a more serious crime than grievous bodily hurt? I don't think so. I actually asked the cunt above, so by your logic, if a man rapes a woman he should be sentenced to death, but if he cuts her arms off, and she lives, he shouldn't. She actually said this: 'I don't know all that but he should die if he rapes a woman'. Sheesh, what do they teach in those damned universities? Certainly not consistency and logical thought.
Is rape a more serious crime than kidnapping? I don't think so. I mean people get so worked up when someone is kidnapped and raped, not because she was kidnapped in the first place but that someone had the gall to rape her even. Well duh! What the hell did the guy kidnap her for? To put her up for a nice club membership? To bring her out to a nice dinner and dance? Come on, if someone kidnaps another person, chances are it's for sexual thrills, so why get so worked up over the secondary crime and not the first one?
Is rape more serious than attempted murder? Certainly not. Attempted murder would nearly kill your ass and may leave you, in some cases, permanently physically disfigured, rape is 10 minutes of discomfort in comparison. Note, you cunts, I said 'in comparison'. Gosh do I have to make it all so damn explicit for you fucks?!
Shouldn't we start talking about real, no bullshit equality and stop treating certain crimes as extra special simply because they are committed on women? Sure, the woman who is raped goes through shit for her whole life but so what?! A man who has been mugged in the street by ten gangsters also goes through shit. So why should one crime be treated more severely simply because men are expected to have better coping mechanisms? Why no one ever gives a shit about what a man who is a crime-victim goes through? When some skankwhore who would fuck a shoe if it put on a natty tie gets banged up in a dark alley, it's all about how it has affected her so psychologically, and how the man who did it deserves to die, but if a man has been robbed and stabbed? No one gives a shit about the victim. No support groups exist for these people but for rape victims who have to undergo the same kind of feeling? Clamours for lynch mobs and hangings go up quicker than a clergyman's member upon sighting an altar boy's naked rear end.
If any of you women are still reading this shit, go away. Some women bullshit about how 'men will never understand what it's like being raped'. Here is my well thought out, calm, logical response to them:
Unless you have been raped, you will never understand too. In fact even if you have been raped you can only speak for yourself and not for the rest of womankind. Simply having a set of organs in common does not automatically mean you all share the same brain. Or, maybe some of you do. What makes you so damn sure you understand how every woman feels? Hell, you know maybe out there some woman enjoys being raped. I mean there are people out there who like to fuck shit and dead bodies. Surely out there, there is a woman who enjoys being raped. So on what basis do you claim that only 'men have no idea what's it like being raped'? Neither do most women. If you can logically justify it, then try me. Or else, shut the fuck up. We have heard your arguments and we find it silly. Don't start on the usual 'you have no idea' or 'I can't explain it to you and won't bother'. It basically means you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Quit thinking you're so damn special. Welcome to the human race.
Also, before you start ranting that 'maybe you need someone close to you to suffer it, then we'll see how you talk' let me pre-empt that idiotic argument as well. Look, douchebag, if someone harms someone close to me, I'll kill the bastard stone dead, but that does not automatically mean the law should be based on that. Fuck, I would kill anyone who lays a finger on my antique collection of books without permission but you don't see me advocating that punishment for everyone! You cunts are too dumb to realise that the law cannot be based on what certain individuals feel or think. It must be unbiased. And the unbiased view is, rape is no more (or less) a serious crime than the thousands of crimes committed out there.
If women want rape to be sentenced by death, here's a list of crimes that are far more serious than rape and hence should also be sentenceable by death.
--> Putting carcinogens in the air (So hang all smokers. I think a person who has been given cancer goes through much more shit than someone who has been raped. If you feminazi bitches think otherwise, do us a favour and kill yourself. Slowly. On national television)
--> Drink driving (What, if a person drinks and rapes someone he is charged with rape with no mitigating grounds, and when he runs over someone with a car in that state it's not considered murder?)
--> Spreading HIV (Same crime as cancer, different tools)
--> Corporate fraud (stealing from 90 year old biddies by wiping their retirement savings clean is far worse than rape. Slow starvation hurts more than ten minutes of semi-limp dick)
--> Retrenchment to boost bottom line (in my book, this is aiding and abetting crime)
--> Breaking and entering
--> Withholding essential medical aid for money (let's hang half the doctors)
--> Medical incompetence (we pay these schmucks millions to leave a fucking screwdriver in your intestines? Fuck that! HANG!)
--> Environmental pollution (this is basically smoking on a large scale)
--> Paedophilia (I think we can all agree on this one)
--> Drug and human trafficking
--> And most importantly, Women who falsely cry rape.
Rape is somewhere after all this in terms of impact and seriousness. So why should we have the death penalty for rape? But if we gonna hang some poor sumbitch for rape, we might as well hang all those who do the above. Hell, as late as 1977 some states (mostly in bumfuck South like Georgia and Louisiana) in the US were imposing death sentences for rapists (Coker vs. Georgia 1977). Right now Philippines, Liberia and other states have laws that permit death penalties for rape, so why are these fucks ranting that Singapore hangs drug traffickers?
Almost forgot to discuss this, but what about instances when a woman falsely cries 'rape'? Rape is one of the easiest crimes to prove in most countries with functioning judicial systems. Hell, there have been so many instances where women falsely cry 'rape' to cover up their own skankiness and certainly has led to at least one wrong conviction. So if a woman who is convicted of falsely crying rape can get away with just twelve months of jail and some community service, why should a man who has been convicted of rape serve sixteen years (and get 24 cane strokes!)? When a man is suspected of rape his name is plastered all over the papers and even if he is acquitted, do you think anyone would want to give this guy a job?
Would anyone want this guy in their neighbourhood? Certainly not. So why should a woman who falsely cries rape be treated any less than a man who genuinely rapes a woman? The bitch should suffer as much, if not more than a man because not only is her crime serious enough, but she is also guilty of conspiring to frame the innocent and ruin his life. Hell, just put her in a cell with ten black guys with syphillis for a week and charge her $500 for a shot of penicillin. Use the money to fund a support group for men who have been victims of false charges. In the US actually rapists can be 'chemically castrated'. What the fuck is this? Saudi Arabia? Might as well start chopping off the arms of robbers and the tongues of the bitches who falsely cry rape.
What? Why is it that men have to pay greater restitution than women for the same gravity of the offence? If in Singapore women cannot be caned, but men can, why should the punishment therefore not be more severe for crimes committed by women to make up the imbalance?
Friday, August 25, 2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Promotes Peace My Ass
Am I the only fucker on earth who is seeing this pattern. EVERY fucking time a terrorist goes apeshit and blows himself and a whole fucking street to kingdom come, you mouthbreathing cattlebrains come out and go "oh, he was acting against the tenets of Islam", and "Oh islam does not promote terrorism" like it was a fucking good thing.
Look, you sheepfucker. Your religion is not supposed to fucking promote anything other than this message: "Leave other people the fuck alone". Do not wear the fact that your religion doesn't promote violence as a badge of fucking honour. That's like the Evil Atheist going about boasting "hey, I didn't rape old women and set nunneries on fire! Give me an award or something".
Where the fuck is the condemnation? Where was the street protests against those who you claim hijacked your fucking religion when those trains were bombed in Bombay?! Where was the request for the lynch mobs to publicly hang the figures who were caught plotting the bombing of British airliners?
You bunch of cattle-raping shiteaters went apeshit when some idiots drew fucking CARTOONS of your spiritual head. Is that a greater crime than bombing of a fucking train with hundreds of people in it? If your answer to that is yes, then you certainly are not preaching a religion of fucking peace but violence.
Your ilk stood by and let women got hung at the age of 16 in Iran without a yip of protest. You lot of thugs stood by and let a bunch of goatherders with AK47's take over government in Afghanistan in the 90's, hell three of your countries even recognised the government as a legitimate one. Yes, you folks actually recognised a government that blew up ancient relics, stoned people to death, beat up men with short beards and women who don't walk out in bags.
Your "peaceful" religion is the rallying call for terrorists from Phillippines to France. If so many people are preaching "false teachings", maybe the problem lies in your teachings itself.
Look, you sheepfucker. Your religion is not supposed to fucking promote anything other than this message: "Leave other people the fuck alone". Do not wear the fact that your religion doesn't promote violence as a badge of fucking honour. That's like the Evil Atheist going about boasting "hey, I didn't rape old women and set nunneries on fire! Give me an award or something".
Where the fuck is the condemnation? Where was the street protests against those who you claim hijacked your fucking religion when those trains were bombed in Bombay?! Where was the request for the lynch mobs to publicly hang the figures who were caught plotting the bombing of British airliners?
You bunch of cattle-raping shiteaters went apeshit when some idiots drew fucking CARTOONS of your spiritual head. Is that a greater crime than bombing of a fucking train with hundreds of people in it? If your answer to that is yes, then you certainly are not preaching a religion of fucking peace but violence.
Your ilk stood by and let women got hung at the age of 16 in Iran without a yip of protest. You lot of thugs stood by and let a bunch of goatherders with AK47's take over government in Afghanistan in the 90's, hell three of your countries even recognised the government as a legitimate one. Yes, you folks actually recognised a government that blew up ancient relics, stoned people to death, beat up men with short beards and women who don't walk out in bags.
Your "peaceful" religion is the rallying call for terrorists from Phillippines to France. If so many people are preaching "false teachings", maybe the problem lies in your teachings itself.
Friday, August 11, 2006
The Little Breath of Fresh Air
Folks,
If you have been following US politics, I have some good news for you. The Connecticut democratic primaries pitted Joe Lieberman, Vice Presidential candidate, political veteran, and all round douchebag against a complete political novice, Ned Lamont for the the democratic senatorial ticket in Connecticut. The voters rejected the incumbent Lieberman in favour of Lamont.
This is good news for two reasons. First of all, Lamont is a self made man who is a complete novice to Washington politics. American politics is desperately in need of some fresh air and the sooner they eject some of those pigs at the trough, the better the country will be. Their pork-laden, Tennessee whiskey-soaked flatulence is starting to not just stink up the country but the whole world.
Secondly, the incumbent, Lieberman was a pro-war, anti-gay, pro-corporate shithose who deserved to have his ass handed to him on a platter. He was what Americans call a DINO (Democrat in Name Only) and was a perpetual suck-up to the little prick in the White House. The voters in Connecticut rightly threw his disgusting ass in the street.
What this means for November? No one knows. It is still not time to celebrate as Lieberman has decided to run as an independent. He might just end up splitting votes that might have gone to Lamont and might even carry the state. Americans are notoriously fickle in elections and a simple, visible act of perceived valour or honour might be enough to convince Joe Sixpack to vote for this lizard in a bad suit.
What's more, Ned Lamont appears to be actually not the raving left wing communist that Liberman paints him out to be but actually a centrist and even slightly right wing candidate. So it appears that in America, the choices are between different flavours of bad.
But at least the results now have shown that maybe, just maybe the average John Q. Fucky is sick and tired of politicians who take their electorate for granted. Maybe this result will cause more and more democrats and republicans to start rethinking the relationship they have with their electorate. They may also want to start backing away from their Idiot King, George "The Deciderer" II.
Now if only New York did the same to to that corporate stooge, Hillary Clinton. Tasini seems to be a good candidate (pro-choice, pro-same sex marriages, anti-war) but can he run against the powerful Clinton war machine? We live in hope.
If you have been following US politics, I have some good news for you. The Connecticut democratic primaries pitted Joe Lieberman, Vice Presidential candidate, political veteran, and all round douchebag against a complete political novice, Ned Lamont for the the democratic senatorial ticket in Connecticut. The voters rejected the incumbent Lieberman in favour of Lamont.
This is good news for two reasons. First of all, Lamont is a self made man who is a complete novice to Washington politics. American politics is desperately in need of some fresh air and the sooner they eject some of those pigs at the trough, the better the country will be. Their pork-laden, Tennessee whiskey-soaked flatulence is starting to not just stink up the country but the whole world.
Secondly, the incumbent, Lieberman was a pro-war, anti-gay, pro-corporate shithose who deserved to have his ass handed to him on a platter. He was what Americans call a DINO (Democrat in Name Only) and was a perpetual suck-up to the little prick in the White House. The voters in Connecticut rightly threw his disgusting ass in the street.
What this means for November? No one knows. It is still not time to celebrate as Lieberman has decided to run as an independent. He might just end up splitting votes that might have gone to Lamont and might even carry the state. Americans are notoriously fickle in elections and a simple, visible act of perceived valour or honour might be enough to convince Joe Sixpack to vote for this lizard in a bad suit.
What's more, Ned Lamont appears to be actually not the raving left wing communist that Liberman paints him out to be but actually a centrist and even slightly right wing candidate. So it appears that in America, the choices are between different flavours of bad.
But at least the results now have shown that maybe, just maybe the average John Q. Fucky is sick and tired of politicians who take their electorate for granted. Maybe this result will cause more and more democrats and republicans to start rethinking the relationship they have with their electorate. They may also want to start backing away from their Idiot King, George "The Deciderer" II.
Now if only New York did the same to to that corporate stooge, Hillary Clinton. Tasini seems to be a good candidate (pro-choice, pro-same sex marriages, anti-war) but can he run against the powerful Clinton war machine? We live in hope.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
We the Truly Fucked
Folks,
It's National Day in Sunny Singapore! Such a wonderful, glorious day for this young, brave city state! The buntings are up, the streamers are flying, and thankfully Lee the Son avoided another embarrassment in the international scene after shitting all over himself in New Zealand.
Singapore celebrated forty one years of independence, and boy was there a party!
In fact the fun had started a few weeks before the special day itself, when it was announced that incomes for the bottom ten percent fell from a pathetic $539 in 1999 to $471. Five hundred bucks won't even get you a decent refrigerator carton to live in in Singapore. Sure, the overall wages per family grew from $3000 to about 5000 in a decade, but the bottom 20% have actually seen their incomes fall with the bottom ten the most affected. What does the great government of Singapore attribute it to? Bad economic policies of suppressing local entrepreneurship? Bad education system that spews out automatons who are increasingly out-of-place in a global economy? A strangely dysfunctional social security net that you can't touch when you need it the most? Of course not! They would rather cut off their own (vestigial) testicles than admit that. They decide to attribute to the economic crisis that occurred 10 years ago. Yup. I wish I was making this part up. So when Singapore does something well, it's thanks to the "incorruptible, visionary, forward looking, meritocratic" government. But when things screw up it's those "damn foreign nations around us who screw us over". Don't you dare even think that the government is responsible in some way! Shut up and enjoy the parade. Your government is in control.
After the hangover from that party wore off, came the next mega-celebration. The government decided to give lots of money away to our hardworking bus, taxi and train company owners who have to engage in the physically and mentally draining tasks of conducting meetings, coming up with mission statements and customer satisfaction surveys on top of their normal duties of making sure their damned trains run on time and not making people wait ten minutes for one at 8am in the morning. Those poor millionaires need to finance their next Lamborghinis you know. We can't have them taking loans! What will the world think of Singaporeans then?! And.. and.. Singapore has a world-class transport system! You have to be a fool and/or a communist to think otherwise, and if you ever say it out, we will sue you for every damned penny you got! Anyway, so we have to give them more money so there is only one way to do it:Welcome, rolling price hikes! Price hikes for EVERYBODY! We're really having fun now! Pardon me while I go drown my sorrows, I mean, toast this joyous occasion with a huge double shot of Jack Daniel's Whiskey.
And that is not all, people. The government has decided that Singapore is going to be a Sports Hub! The silly old National Stadium is going to be torn down to be turned into a "Sports Hub", despite the fact that Singapore is a major world player in exactly ZERO sports. The one sport we are somewhat credible in (as in we don't have to import players from China to finish last, we finish last on our own efforts), sailing, cannot be practiced on land, no matter how many sports hubs are built. But the government says, we need that hub, and more importantly, we need your tax money to build it. What is a sports hub? Why you silly fool, don't you know what it is? It's a.. well.. place.. ooh look at the NDP fireworks! Aren't they pretty? There. Don't say the government never did anything for you you ingrate.
Happy National Day Singaporeans. If this is how your government celebrates I am afraid too much partying is not good for your health.
It's National Day in Sunny Singapore! Such a wonderful, glorious day for this young, brave city state! The buntings are up, the streamers are flying, and thankfully Lee the Son avoided another embarrassment in the international scene after shitting all over himself in New Zealand.
Singapore celebrated forty one years of independence, and boy was there a party!
In fact the fun had started a few weeks before the special day itself, when it was announced that incomes for the bottom ten percent fell from a pathetic $539 in 1999 to $471. Five hundred bucks won't even get you a decent refrigerator carton to live in in Singapore. Sure, the overall wages per family grew from $3000 to about 5000 in a decade, but the bottom 20% have actually seen their incomes fall with the bottom ten the most affected. What does the great government of Singapore attribute it to? Bad economic policies of suppressing local entrepreneurship? Bad education system that spews out automatons who are increasingly out-of-place in a global economy? A strangely dysfunctional social security net that you can't touch when you need it the most? Of course not! They would rather cut off their own (vestigial) testicles than admit that. They decide to attribute to the economic crisis that occurred 10 years ago. Yup. I wish I was making this part up. So when Singapore does something well, it's thanks to the "incorruptible, visionary, forward looking, meritocratic" government. But when things screw up it's those "damn foreign nations around us who screw us over". Don't you dare even think that the government is responsible in some way! Shut up and enjoy the parade. Your government is in control.
After the hangover from that party wore off, came the next mega-celebration. The government decided to give lots of money away to our hardworking bus, taxi and train company owners who have to engage in the physically and mentally draining tasks of conducting meetings, coming up with mission statements and customer satisfaction surveys on top of their normal duties of making sure their damned trains run on time and not making people wait ten minutes for one at 8am in the morning. Those poor millionaires need to finance their next Lamborghinis you know. We can't have them taking loans! What will the world think of Singaporeans then?! And.. and.. Singapore has a world-class transport system! You have to be a fool and/or a communist to think otherwise, and if you ever say it out, we will sue you for every damned penny you got! Anyway, so we have to give them more money so there is only one way to do it:Welcome, rolling price hikes! Price hikes for EVERYBODY! We're really having fun now! Pardon me while I go drown my sorrows, I mean, toast this joyous occasion with a huge double shot of Jack Daniel's Whiskey.
And that is not all, people. The government has decided that Singapore is going to be a Sports Hub! The silly old National Stadium is going to be torn down to be turned into a "Sports Hub", despite the fact that Singapore is a major world player in exactly ZERO sports. The one sport we are somewhat credible in (as in we don't have to import players from China to finish last, we finish last on our own efforts), sailing, cannot be practiced on land, no matter how many sports hubs are built. But the government says, we need that hub, and more importantly, we need your tax money to build it. What is a sports hub? Why you silly fool, don't you know what it is? It's a.. well.. place.. ooh look at the NDP fireworks! Aren't they pretty? There. Don't say the government never did anything for you you ingrate.
Happy National Day Singaporeans. If this is how your government celebrates I am afraid too much partying is not good for your health.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
You people are narcissistic bastards
You bastards ought to go do something fucking fruitful with your damned lives. According to statistics from the Straitjacket Times, fifty fucking MILLION of you are filling up bandwidth writing about your pathetic lives and it has got to stop.
It's true. You jerkoffs, numbering fifty damned million are so damn vacuous that you need to tell the world about your fucking pathetic existence just to feel some sense of self worth. Of the fifty million I can bet my fucking bottom dollar that 49 million of you are just empty airheaded baboons with bloody opposable thumbs that barely qualifies your entry to the human race. It is up to civic minded people like the Evil Atheist to do something about it.
Fifty million. Do you retards know how fucking big that number is?! It's one in every fucking hundred of you. Count the numbers of cousin-fucking dickwads living in Bumfuck Alabama, the ape-creatures of the Sudan and the odd jihadi jackoff in Tehran out and that number just shoots up to about one in fucking ten. Do you even realise how powerful a tool you fucking have in the internet? And all you cumbubbles can use it to is to write about how loudly you screamed when you got your dick caught in your fucking flies?! You make me fucking sick. You could have used your fucking weblogs as alternative media (like www.smirkingchimp.com), you could have used it to raise awareness about social stigmas associated with certain types of people (like http://aidsblog.blogspot.com), hell you could have just helped bring a smile to someone's face by seeing things from a different point of view (like http://bkkstreetdogs.blogspot.com/) or even used it to beat some sense into your fellow man (like www.evilatheist.com) but no. You piece-of-shit by-products-of-unsuccessful-abortions wanker-assholes just can't get beyond your own pathetic existence and just can't get over the idea that somehow you're fucking special. Bull-fucking-shit. You are all pathetic, narcissistic, appraisal-seeking, ignorant, apathetic sacks of fucking horse-excrement, and you can quote the Evil Atheist on that.
What the hell do you have to say that needs to be said about yourself? Do you really think the world gives a shit about you? Let the Evil Atheist clue you in, dickholes. It does not. Your narcissism is fucking unhealthy. The time you spend telling that inbred bunch of retards you call "friends" what you did when you broke a fucking nail can be better spent trying not to waste my damn oxygen and putting yourself to some good use. Instead of which you go about spreading that one thought that occured in that shared brain cell in those microcephalic crania of yours, and now the Evil Atheist, out of the goodness of his fucking heart has to go about to gently show you how truly fucked up your mind is.
So the forty-odd million rat-bastards need to realise a few things. I am doing this because I fucking love you all and want the best for you. No, not really. I hate you all and I hope you all choke on your own pukes, but the least I can do is give you fair warning. You say I am just a bitter angry man who seems to get off writing expletive-laden rants? You bet your ass I am a bitter, angry man. Any sane person would be, watching the forty odd million of you, running around fucking things up wholesale so clam up already, and pay attention. Empty your brain of all thought. There. That wasn't too hard, was it? Now listen up, fuckblintzes.
1> Your point of view on anything is wrong. Dead wrong. Chances are, you have never been right about anything apart from the fundamentals that keep you fucking alive, and even those are involuntary. Even nature doesn't trust you with brains and thoughts. They has no value to anyone apart from your own fucked up self. Shut the fuck up. Read, analyse, form opinions and write. That's how the fuck your opinions will have any fucking worth. If your views mattered we would still be living in caves deciding if rocks were edible. Shut the fuck up for a change.
2> You are not making a fucking revelation to the world by telling it about what you are feeling today. The only thing I want to feel right now is my boot up your fucking ass.
3> You are not a queen/princess/goddess/diva. Newsflash, you are never going to be one. You're an attention-seeking insecure bitch who has false delusions of grandeur just because some creature vaguely resembling a human being paid some attention to you. You ought to shut that vapid opening you call a mouth and devote your fucking life to doing something useful, like getting killed in hilarious ways on national television. Breaking up with your 50th boy/girlfriend over who gets to walk on the left side of the road does not make you a fucking poet, nor does it suddenly endow you with talent for anything other than not letting your hand fly and hit you in the nose when jerking off. Stick to your day job (washing cars).
4>Just because something happened to you, does not make it news. Other people have shit happen to them too. It's just that the smarter ones tend not to crow it to the whole fucking world. If you really want shit that happens to you to become news, stand in front of a speeding train. Your pureed remains will be great news, for about a day at least.
5> Your poems/short stories/novels/dramas/whateverfuckyouwrite sucks donkey-balls. End of Story. You are allowed to be an ignorant fuckstick with no talent but there is no need to inflict it on the rest of us. You have no talent whatsoever. There are retarded amoebae found in diarrhetic stools with more talent than you, and the sooner you realise it, the quicker you would get off your ass and do something about it.
6> No one cares what music you are listening to. If you're music tastes are anything like your writings, you ought to commit suicide right now, and castrate yourself just in case your seed actually breeds with some pond scum to produce more of you (considering the genetic swill in your chromosomes, that is a very real possibility). Only people who have their hollow heads six feet up their asses would actually think that everyone in the fucking world needs to listen to whatever crap bandwagon they happened to hop on at any given fucking time.
7> Spell right. Some of you write like chimpanzees banging away randomly at a keyboard. If you can't figure out the spellings of three letter words, chances are you will always be thought of as an ignorant hayseed. You should work on improving.. oh fuck it, kill yourself so your genes won't continue to pollute the human gene pool. That is the greatest help you could do for the human race.
8> If you really want to hear what others say about your vapid outpourings, keep your fucking mind open. Any friend of yours who always agrees with you wholeheartedly on everything is someone who you ought to stay away from. No one can be that fucking stupid and mindless without being high on something illegal. It takes a very,very, very stupid person to be you, now what are the odds that there could be someone who is just like you? Pretty fucking unlikely right? Right.
9> Be fucking original. Find something you're passionate about that does not involve your own pathetic selves. It is not that hard. Your blog would have much more meaning if you use it to promote issues you are interested in rather than telling the world about the contents of your fucking handbag. If the only things you are passionate about are cars, shoes and bags, do us all a favour and just shut the fuck up. We have heard everything there is to hear about these things and you are adding nothing new to the debate. Take that opinion of yours and stick it up your ass. It has better use there.
10> And most of all, remember this. You are not special. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. Got that? You Suck. Yes, you. Take a deep breath and say it after me, slowly now, "I FUCKING SUCK". Do not blame the Evil Atheist for being honest. Blame yourself because the first step to treatment is acknowledgment that you have a problem. There is hope for you yet (though, not much).
Fans of the Evil Atheist, please help him help these inbred spawns of Satan to see the error of their ways. It's too much for just the Evil Atheist to handle. There are 49 million souls to treat, and the rewards are slight but useful in our evolution.
It's true. You jerkoffs, numbering fifty damned million are so damn vacuous that you need to tell the world about your fucking pathetic existence just to feel some sense of self worth. Of the fifty million I can bet my fucking bottom dollar that 49 million of you are just empty airheaded baboons with bloody opposable thumbs that barely qualifies your entry to the human race. It is up to civic minded people like the Evil Atheist to do something about it.
Fifty million. Do you retards know how fucking big that number is?! It's one in every fucking hundred of you. Count the numbers of cousin-fucking dickwads living in Bumfuck Alabama, the ape-creatures of the Sudan and the odd jihadi jackoff in Tehran out and that number just shoots up to about one in fucking ten. Do you even realise how powerful a tool you fucking have in the internet? And all you cumbubbles can use it to is to write about how loudly you screamed when you got your dick caught in your fucking flies?! You make me fucking sick. You could have used your fucking weblogs as alternative media (like www.smirkingchimp.com), you could have used it to raise awareness about social stigmas associated with certain types of people (like http://aidsblog.blogspot.com), hell you could have just helped bring a smile to someone's face by seeing things from a different point of view (like http://bkkstreetdogs.blogspot.com/) or even used it to beat some sense into your fellow man (like www.evilatheist.com) but no. You piece-of-shit by-products-of-unsuccessful-abortions wanker-assholes just can't get beyond your own pathetic existence and just can't get over the idea that somehow you're fucking special. Bull-fucking-shit. You are all pathetic, narcissistic, appraisal-seeking, ignorant, apathetic sacks of fucking horse-excrement, and you can quote the Evil Atheist on that.
What the hell do you have to say that needs to be said about yourself? Do you really think the world gives a shit about you? Let the Evil Atheist clue you in, dickholes. It does not. Your narcissism is fucking unhealthy. The time you spend telling that inbred bunch of retards you call "friends" what you did when you broke a fucking nail can be better spent trying not to waste my damn oxygen and putting yourself to some good use. Instead of which you go about spreading that one thought that occured in that shared brain cell in those microcephalic crania of yours, and now the Evil Atheist, out of the goodness of his fucking heart has to go about to gently show you how truly fucked up your mind is.
So the forty-odd million rat-bastards need to realise a few things. I am doing this because I fucking love you all and want the best for you. No, not really. I hate you all and I hope you all choke on your own pukes, but the least I can do is give you fair warning. You say I am just a bitter angry man who seems to get off writing expletive-laden rants? You bet your ass I am a bitter, angry man. Any sane person would be, watching the forty odd million of you, running around fucking things up wholesale so clam up already, and pay attention. Empty your brain of all thought. There. That wasn't too hard, was it? Now listen up, fuckblintzes.
1> Your point of view on anything is wrong. Dead wrong. Chances are, you have never been right about anything apart from the fundamentals that keep you fucking alive, and even those are involuntary. Even nature doesn't trust you with brains and thoughts. They has no value to anyone apart from your own fucked up self. Shut the fuck up. Read, analyse, form opinions and write. That's how the fuck your opinions will have any fucking worth. If your views mattered we would still be living in caves deciding if rocks were edible. Shut the fuck up for a change.
2> You are not making a fucking revelation to the world by telling it about what you are feeling today. The only thing I want to feel right now is my boot up your fucking ass.
3> You are not a queen/princess/goddess/diva. Newsflash, you are never going to be one. You're an attention-seeking insecure bitch who has false delusions of grandeur just because some creature vaguely resembling a human being paid some attention to you. You ought to shut that vapid opening you call a mouth and devote your fucking life to doing something useful, like getting killed in hilarious ways on national television. Breaking up with your 50th boy/girlfriend over who gets to walk on the left side of the road does not make you a fucking poet, nor does it suddenly endow you with talent for anything other than not letting your hand fly and hit you in the nose when jerking off. Stick to your day job (washing cars).
4>Just because something happened to you, does not make it news. Other people have shit happen to them too. It's just that the smarter ones tend not to crow it to the whole fucking world. If you really want shit that happens to you to become news, stand in front of a speeding train. Your pureed remains will be great news, for about a day at least.
5> Your poems/short stories/novels/dramas/whateverfuckyouwrite sucks donkey-balls. End of Story. You are allowed to be an ignorant fuckstick with no talent but there is no need to inflict it on the rest of us. You have no talent whatsoever. There are retarded amoebae found in diarrhetic stools with more talent than you, and the sooner you realise it, the quicker you would get off your ass and do something about it.
6> No one cares what music you are listening to. If you're music tastes are anything like your writings, you ought to commit suicide right now, and castrate yourself just in case your seed actually breeds with some pond scum to produce more of you (considering the genetic swill in your chromosomes, that is a very real possibility). Only people who have their hollow heads six feet up their asses would actually think that everyone in the fucking world needs to listen to whatever crap bandwagon they happened to hop on at any given fucking time.
7> Spell right. Some of you write like chimpanzees banging away randomly at a keyboard. If you can't figure out the spellings of three letter words, chances are you will always be thought of as an ignorant hayseed. You should work on improving.. oh fuck it, kill yourself so your genes won't continue to pollute the human gene pool. That is the greatest help you could do for the human race.
8> If you really want to hear what others say about your vapid outpourings, keep your fucking mind open. Any friend of yours who always agrees with you wholeheartedly on everything is someone who you ought to stay away from. No one can be that fucking stupid and mindless without being high on something illegal. It takes a very,very, very stupid person to be you, now what are the odds that there could be someone who is just like you? Pretty fucking unlikely right? Right.
9> Be fucking original. Find something you're passionate about that does not involve your own pathetic selves. It is not that hard. Your blog would have much more meaning if you use it to promote issues you are interested in rather than telling the world about the contents of your fucking handbag. If the only things you are passionate about are cars, shoes and bags, do us all a favour and just shut the fuck up. We have heard everything there is to hear about these things and you are adding nothing new to the debate. Take that opinion of yours and stick it up your ass. It has better use there.
10> And most of all, remember this. You are not special. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. Got that? You Suck. Yes, you. Take a deep breath and say it after me, slowly now, "I FUCKING SUCK". Do not blame the Evil Atheist for being honest. Blame yourself because the first step to treatment is acknowledgment that you have a problem. There is hope for you yet (though, not much).
Fans of the Evil Atheist, please help him help these inbred spawns of Satan to see the error of their ways. It's too much for just the Evil Atheist to handle. There are 49 million souls to treat, and the rewards are slight but useful in our evolution.
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