Feminists

Folks,

I am sure the long term reader of The Evil Atheist remembers fondly his rant on feminazis (as opposed to the vapid, irreflective worm of a reader who would rather spend his/her time watching the latest brainfart that is shown on TV as 'reality television').

Now it has come to my attention that a woman wants to have December 22 as a day for orgasms to protest all the different conflicts in the world. This woman is Donna Sheehan (no relation to Cindy Sheehan) who is 76 years old, and she is ably 'assisted' by her winged monkey, Paul Reffell. I have nothing against their cause, and actually am (surprise surprise!) for it. Hell, as the great Richard Pryor once said, 'cumming beats having a war'. What gets me pissed off is this statement from these dumbfucks.

The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of "my missile is bigger than your missile," as Reffell put it.


Oh right, like women don't have war. All war is caused by men to impress women. WHAT THE FUCK?! Who the fuck studies "Evolutionary psychology" anyway? That's right, pansy campus-liberal assholes who give real liberals a bad name. These douchebags think that merely doing a fucking Freud 101 course they are somehow experts in attributing a sexual reason for everything from war to soccer. These feminuts and their pseudo-male companions are against everything that is good and manly, and deserve to be beaten over the head repeatedly with blunt instruments. Why is it that these hypocritical bastards attribute everything that is wrong to being male? Why can't war be seen as a woman's manipulative brain coercing males who would rather sit at the same table and drink beer to blow each others' brains out? Doesn't make sense right? Thought so.

And what the fuck is this about the size of missiles? Why not just build thirty storey missiles and leave them in the fucking silos? What is the need to launch them at people? Don't these fucktards know that the size of the missile has nothing to do with damage? A small missile with a thermonuclear warhead can cause much more damage than a ginormous one with fucking TNT in it. These assbackward clowns have little or no knowledge of science and they think that a psuedo-science like "Evolutionary psychology" is sufficient cover to espouse their vile beliefs on all those who are willing to listen. Fuck them, and those that listen to them. Assbastards.

Who the fuck today thinks that war wins them women? Anyone?! What the hell is wrong with these mental midgets, so fucking divorced from reality that they can't even see what is happening around them. I can forgive the 76 year old bitch. Hey it's hard enough at that age to control your bowels while trying to suck in thin soup. To expect anything even remotely resembling sanity from this old cunt is foolishness, but the guy?! What kind of a man thinks that a war will impress women? Hell, I know Carlin joked about it but he's a fucking standup comedian! Does anyone seriously harbour these thoughts today? Fuck I want to impress women but the last thing I would like to do is to arrange for a war between Singapore and fucking Zambia.

And to think, taxpayers funded their education.

Rob the poor to give to the rich

Folks,

Now that the US Elections is out of the way, let's turn our attention to something local. Singaporeans were met with a grim faced Lee the Son on the front page of the Straits Times announcing that the GST (if you're from the UK, India or some states in the US, it's the equivalent of VAT) has been upped from 5% to 7%. No big deal right? I mean sure it's more expensive and things like that but hardly worthy of a rant on the Evil Atheist's website right? Well, what makes it all the more hilarious is, the reason given, which is to 'fund services for the poor'.

So now, let me get this straight. You want to increase the tax on products, thus making them more expensive in order to fund programmes for the poor so they can buy your more expensive shit.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my sides! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Look, I may be a sick, evil SOB (okay, I AM a sick evil SOB), but you gotta laugh at the irony. Really. It's funny.

Look, the GST is a poor man's tax. I am not saying it's wrong to impose a tax on products but essentially it's a poor man's tax. Every product that a person consumes he is paying tax for, regardless of it being a pencil or a Ferrari or a cup of coffee at a hawker centre. The poor are more affected by it because they have very little disposable income. Increasing the GST is virtually like taking a greater chunk out of the man's paycheck. The well-to-do have savings and shit, and they spend a smaller percentage of their income on products, so this tax increase does not affect them much, but for a man who lives from paycheck to paycheck, it is a kick in the face. What the government is essentially doing is taking away 7% of a person's salary and ostensibly giving some of it back as aid. That is like a goon robbing you in the street and then giving you some cash for the bus ride back home.

It gets better.

Further down in the paper, the government is mulling cutting of corporate tax from the current 20%. The reason cited was the same old 'blah make Singapore more competitive, globalization blah, more competition fucking blee'.Yes, remove all the trimmings from it and what do you get? Tax cuts for the wealthy. That is it in a nutshell. I don't get it. Who is advising the current crop of trained monkeys in Parliament? George Bush?! Where are these economists coming from? The Singapore zoo?

You know what is scarier? Both these news items were reported on the SAME MOTHERFUCKING PAGE and no one batted an eyelid!

It is creepy enough that they are pushing Reaganomics down our throats but the article actually reported that since there will be a rise in GST, there can now be a cut in corporate taxes. Yes, you heard it right Singaporeans. They are increasing your tax so the poor corporations who work so hard for their own billion dollar profits and multimillion dollar CEO's can have a break from paying so much for the right to fleece the country dry. Who says Singapore is not a Welfare State? Of course we take care of the underprivileged millionaire white men who out of all the kindness in their hearts invest in Singapore! We ensure that they are well taken care of even when the chips are down! As for the terminally insane, we take care of them too! We move them to Parliament!

Short rant on the US Elections

Folks,

I know I was supposed to write on the US Congressional Elections and believe me, I had some pretty cutting things to say about the subject, but something came up locally that compels me to shelve that topic aside apart from a few brief comments on it.

First of all, thanks to the glory of Mike, both houses have gone to the democrats. Mike kept this election fairly clean, with minimal interference from Diebold, Florida judges and closet-gay homophobic pastors who think they speak to God on a two way radio.

Thanks to Mike the one guy who did try to say that Mike voted republican got outed as a closet gay junkie. Mike says there is a special place in hell for Haggerd and his flock. Mike has no condemnation for gays (he knows some pretty cool gay people actually), nor does he give a flying fuck what you inject into your dick (he loves Jimi Hendrix), but he does mind that you denounce loudly the very things you are, and worse still you do it in His Name.

Anyway, I am not too thrilled with the outcome because no one is screaming IMPEACHMENT! Come on you stupid Americans, you impeached Clinton for getting blown by a chunky intern, but you can't impeach an anthropoid you have in the White House who claims to be the Decider while ensuring that the country continues to go down the toilet? The next time you speak of Singapore in negative terms, you better remember that at least Singapore's fuckups are internal. You dickwads fuck up on a global scale. Forget about working with the Shrub. IMPEACH! Throw him out and let's see him bounce. Then we'll take you seriously when you say you actually have three separate branches of government.

Mike came through!

Folks,

It was a close call, but Mike came through. Although shitbags like Lieberman won in the US Congress elections it was still a victory for the Democrats in both houses. Now I shall go onto a more detailed analysis tomorrow morning because Mike, being the right bastard that he is, gave me a horrible flu for the past two days, probably to allow me to collect my thoughts better (Thanks, asshole!).

Meanwhile, go on to www.smirkingchimp.com for more.

Don't say I never did anything for you fuckers.

And Mike, cut the crap and get rid of this runny nose already.

The US Midterm Elections from a disgruntled Singaporean

Folks,

As Mike promised I will be recounting the happenings in a land far from mine, but whose results will have great bearing on the course of global human affairs.

Why did I agree to do it, despite the fact that the bulk of my readership (all twenty of you) come from Singapore? To put it simply, Mike blackmailed me. Well at first he to blackmail me by having crudely photoshopped images of me in compromising positions with goats, rabbits and even a hedgehog sent to the national newspapers in Singapore. I then very calmly pointed out that the editors at the Straitjacket Times, may be dumb enough to be taken in by his bluff but bestiality is the least of their sins, so they might actually be sympathetic towards me and sue Mike for a million bucks. He then threatened to have those images sent to PETA. Those dumbfucks would believe anything and may just be motivated enough to act.

The last thing I want to tackle at this moment is a hundred angry, unwashed, tofu-swilling self-righteous animal-Taliban, so I reluctantly agreed.

Mike really can be an asshole sometimes.

Anyway the silver lining on this whole shebang is, maybe the jocks who read my site might actually come out slightly more aware of happenings in the US that do not involve Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise or Ashlee Simpson. I live in hope.

So tomorrow I will dissect the election results to the best of my ability. I hope for no big surprises, and predict that the Democrats might narrowly win in the House of Representatives (House of Commons, Lok Sabha for us civilised people) while the Senate remains in the hands of the Repubs. Let's see how it goes. I have it from Mike that he shall not interfere in this election, and if the Americans are stupid enough to elect the Rethuglicans for another term, they deserve all the shit they get.

American Congressional Elections

Folks, this is Mike

Hades, the Evil Atheist shall be specially covering the US elections for Congress, or what the civilised world calls Parliament. Why, you ask?

Initially the Evil Atheist had no intention of doing so, but it was because of me, Mike, in all my glory, that you people are getting the benefit of his hilarious and unbiased views of the American Congressional Elections.

What did Mike do? Well, Mike is God, so He just threatened to show the world the pictures of Hades in compromising positions with livestock. You would be surprised how well that works.

The Evil Atheist agreed and by this time Wednesday, you should have a thorough description of what happened in the US Elections, interspersed with his commentary.

In Mike's view Hades is the best person in the world to provide coverage on this, because being non-American, he can provide unbiased and insightful views on the results of this election, and also, I simply love his dick-jokes.

So tune in tomorrow, same time and same place, for I am Mike, and I have spoken.