Folks,
Angry rant. Those with weak bladders, stop reading now. Seriously.
For all those assbastard Australians who protested the hanging of Van Nguyen in Singapore for drug trafficking, where the fuck were your voices when a 19 year old Nigerian, Tochi Iwuchukwu was hanged this morning? You fuckers get all uppity and suddenly realise the value of life when one of your fucktards face the noose but when it is some black Nigerian kid, who gives a fuck. So that's the name of the game, isn't it? For all you know, Tochi Iwuchukwu is some new Japanese anime cartoon or something.
No wonder Singapore courts hang kids. You fucks only create a din when your own countrymen/women face the noose, and you fucks forget the basic tenet of justice. It cannot be implemented piecemeal. If Nguyen deserved to die, then Tochi deserved to die as well. Both were fucking equal in the eyes of the law and both died jerking. That was the law here, and it was implemented uniformly. Since you only protest when one of your fucking dumbass countrymen is facing the rope, the government here can go on to execute people because apart from a few strong words from the UNHRC and Amnesty, there is no real harm done to it.
If you wanted the Singaporean government to really impose a moratorium on all executions, you would have made it known to your precious little ambassadors here that you fucks are serious and protested EVERY fucking execution, but no. It only hurts when one of your guys die jerking at the end of the rope, doesn't it? Well, fuck you, you sanctimonious, racist, condescending pieces of shit. Your silence shows you don't really give a fuck about some poor black kid getting his neck broke even when he didn't know he was carrying heroin as long as it is not from your fucking backyard. It doesn't matter that some Indian or Pakistani fuck gets strung up for carrying shit that is legal in the streets of fucking Amsterdam, but when it is some Australian man or German woman, then you start getting your panties in a twist about how draconian the death penalty laws are in Singapore, right? No? Then where the fuck was the outcry that you raised when Nguyen was hanged? Where were those vigils outside the Singapore embassies in your fucking countries for Tochi? Of course there were none. You folks don't give a fuck. Please don't give me the usual crap, 'Oh we don't know about this'. Fuck you. With the internet at your fingertips you folks should have been fucking committed enough to keep yourself informed about Singapore's execution rates, especially after one of your own fucking countrymen was hanged but no, you didn't bother because you and your governments don't really give a fuck. You only care when it's your people who are dying, otherwise you shitcocks couldn't really give a rat's ass. Even Amnesty fucking International didn't mention it. They mentioned some dickwad Aussie fuck languishing in a US prison, but did not see it fit to mention that a kid was to be hanged this week in Singapore. AI, you can take those Human Rights Candles and stick them up your sanctimonious, holier-than-thou ass.
The next time you fucks protest some Aussie or American fuck about to be hanged here, do yourselves a favour and shut the fuck up. Let the fucker die jerking at the end of a rope because you hypocritical bastards don't give a shit about human life, unless it's American or Australian or some-such-rich-nation. Fuck you all to death.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Friday, January 26, 2007
Hate Mail Extraordinaire
Folks,
Every now and then I receive hate mail, but there are times when it makes you start to stand back in awe at how much bullshit is capable of coming from one single human brain and a keyboard. One such mail came to me yesterday. I would start to rebut but I really wouldn't know how to respond to pure babble from the padded cell. But still, being the kind soul I am, trying to spread reason and good taste everywhere I have tried to the best of my ability to decipher this steaming pile of horseshit. I think at times he is talking about my old site, which was called Singapore Atheist, but I can't be too sure. This shitfaced cockmaster gets way too incoherent at points.
Folks, read below and stand back in fear. This person is proof why cousins shouldn't fuck.
Hello Hades,
This is Spidey from the same lands where you were rotting till 1996.
Cut the crap, dickwad. So you're from Bombay, India too. Say so.
No wonder I was forced to reply you for your page, not in the least that it is exceptional but for the taunt that you wanted to listen to some crap which is logic.
Just because we share the same city of origin does not mean that you have to respond to whatever I have to say, shitcock. I don't go about reading and responding to blogs every fucking Singaporean writes now, do I? Mind your own fucking business and leave me alone.
The problem of logic is that it too should rest on some principles. While there is no way I would start talking logic straightaway, I should at least begin pointing out some miserable inconsistencies of the logical truth in Hades. In the page where you rant away your background you have inadvertently placed a capitalised God flanking your logical promise that you will not! So much for a logic lovin Hades..... :-) ..... you would have called yourself Lucifer, if you were any wiser.
Capital letters are used to denote proper nouns dear.
Oh sweet Jesus on a fuckin pogo stick. I capitalised a G in god somewhere amongst the thousands of times I used that fucking word, and that somehow defies logic because I had said that I will not do that. Ever heard of typographical errors, dorko? But it's heartening to see someone reading my rants with such a fine toothed comb. Good job Sherlock. Wait for Scotland Yard to give you that opportunity you've been dying for all these years. And cut the 'dear' crap out, you pretentious, anonying cumbubble.
I wonder whether deep in your mind there is still a conglomeration of cells craving for the existence of this nonexisting God? For how else could you explain the foolishness of doing exactly the thing that you professed not to do?
And he rambles on and on.. Holy fucking shit, this guy reads so much into a capitalisation. Did it ever occur to him that just maybe the urge to capitalise the letter "G" in god has been rubbed into me due to twenty fucking years of convent school training that it is hard to break that habit? What a douchebag.
And to make things worse, documented it! You should really start reading "Carl Gustav Jung" on psychoanalysis.(If all this is nonsense, start decapitalising "I" as well, to show your sincerity! :-) )
This guy would do well in the Singapore legal system. Five gets you ten this schmuck is a lawyer somewhere.
The logic of the statements regarding "Tower of Babel' and "Evolutionary Biology" are diabolically even more obscure. For if Hades believes in evolution with real understanding and then expects people 6000 years before now to write stories of UFO visits surgical victories and what not in the Old Testament Bible, then it is as well that all the wise fools turn and take their chances with the devil, with him/her(him>her...:-)). And then whoever said that....... hmmm...I wont tell you this....you think this for yourself!... :-)
What the fuck is this guy talking about? Dude, drugs are bad, mmmkay? Someone give this dickwad an evolution 101 lesson please.
By the way why is the paper named "The Singapore Atheist". Where did'st thy patriotism vanish? Identity is one thing which keeps us doing the things which we do. If we lose it we lose everything. Think...THINK.....THINK AGAIN.... I didnt speak about the identity that everyone speaks about! For I do not believe in boundaries! Anyhow.. happy republic day! (this is sufficient to beat logic for this day)
Because I WAS IN FUCKING SINGAPORE, you shitcock. What the fuck did you want me to call it? And what the fuck is up with patriotism? So your identity simply comes from the place your parents-cousins fucked in? No wonder you're so fucked in the head.
Buddy, this is sincerely not to convince you of the existence of God nor a logic to explain the contrary. It is just to reveal you that the human mind is the master of tricks. The truth is right before us.... only that to see it we have to stop ignoring it! Isn't it said "look before you leap"? So then think before you write and speak. A man is as much a christian if he reads the bible and attends the church as he is a car if he gets into a garage and stands there all night! So I enjoy your joke when you said you were a christian for four months...:-). And I also enjoyed the joke when, based on his experiences in South Africa, Gandhi said "I like Christ and not the Christians! ". (What a paradox! He beat your logic back then...don't you think?)
AH! Now I see it. This schmuck is simply another fundy pretending to be the logical thinker. A sheep in wolf's clothing, to hash a metaphor. How does he magically know what kind of a christian I was? Typical fundy thinking: If you leave christianity, you never were a christian in the first place (hence the car and garage argument), and the usual spiel, "don't ignore the truth". Get thee behind me, asswipe, for Mike doth know how fucked up thou art.
I had thought I have yet to meet a christian and lo I found one who wants to meet a fundie yet who talks logic.
But don't mind my harsh words..... it is just to provoke you to think.
So, I suggest you start THINKing........ til you find an answer.....don't just babble....:-).
Folks, I leave it to you. Really. Now read what this guy has typed, and explain to this angry, babbling evil ranting atheist S.O.B. where is the logic in this genius's argument. If only his folks 'believed in' contraception!
Yours provokingly,
Tarantula197823
Fuck You,
Hades
P.S. Fuck Jung, you pseudophilosophising piece of dogshit. Learn to form your own fucking opinions, instead of trying to impress people with the latest trendy crap you imbibed from some bullshit philosophy course.
Every now and then I receive hate mail, but there are times when it makes you start to stand back in awe at how much bullshit is capable of coming from one single human brain and a keyboard. One such mail came to me yesterday. I would start to rebut but I really wouldn't know how to respond to pure babble from the padded cell. But still, being the kind soul I am, trying to spread reason and good taste everywhere I have tried to the best of my ability to decipher this steaming pile of horseshit. I think at times he is talking about my old site, which was called Singapore Atheist, but I can't be too sure. This shitfaced cockmaster gets way too incoherent at points.
Folks, read below and stand back in fear. This person is proof why cousins shouldn't fuck.
Hello Hades,
This is Spidey from the same lands where you were rotting till 1996.
Cut the crap, dickwad. So you're from Bombay, India too. Say so.
No wonder I was forced to reply you for your page, not in the least that it is exceptional but for the taunt that you wanted to listen to some crap which is logic.
Just because we share the same city of origin does not mean that you have to respond to whatever I have to say, shitcock. I don't go about reading and responding to blogs every fucking Singaporean writes now, do I? Mind your own fucking business and leave me alone.
The problem of logic is that it too should rest on some principles. While there is no way I would start talking logic straightaway, I should at least begin pointing out some miserable inconsistencies of the logical truth in Hades. In the page where you rant away your background you have inadvertently placed a capitalised God flanking your logical promise that you will not! So much for a logic lovin Hades..... :-) ..... you would have called yourself Lucifer, if you were any wiser.
Capital letters are used to denote proper nouns dear.
Oh sweet Jesus on a fuckin pogo stick. I capitalised a G in god somewhere amongst the thousands of times I used that fucking word, and that somehow defies logic because I had said that I will not do that. Ever heard of typographical errors, dorko? But it's heartening to see someone reading my rants with such a fine toothed comb. Good job Sherlock. Wait for Scotland Yard to give you that opportunity you've been dying for all these years. And cut the 'dear' crap out, you pretentious, anonying cumbubble.
I wonder whether deep in your mind there is still a conglomeration of cells craving for the existence of this nonexisting God? For how else could you explain the foolishness of doing exactly the thing that you professed not to do?
And he rambles on and on.. Holy fucking shit, this guy reads so much into a capitalisation. Did it ever occur to him that just maybe the urge to capitalise the letter "G" in god has been rubbed into me due to twenty fucking years of convent school training that it is hard to break that habit? What a douchebag.
And to make things worse, documented it! You should really start reading "Carl Gustav Jung" on psychoanalysis.(If all this is nonsense, start decapitalising "I" as well, to show your sincerity! :-) )
This guy would do well in the Singapore legal system. Five gets you ten this schmuck is a lawyer somewhere.
The logic of the statements regarding "Tower of Babel' and "Evolutionary Biology" are diabolically even more obscure. For if Hades believes in evolution with real understanding and then expects people 6000 years before now to write stories of UFO visits surgical victories and what not in the Old Testament Bible, then it is as well that all the wise fools turn and take their chances with the devil, with him/her(him>her...:-)). And then whoever said that....... hmmm...I wont tell you this....you think this for yourself!... :-)
What the fuck is this guy talking about? Dude, drugs are bad, mmmkay? Someone give this dickwad an evolution 101 lesson please.
By the way why is the paper named "The Singapore Atheist". Where did'st thy patriotism vanish? Identity is one thing which keeps us doing the things which we do. If we lose it we lose everything. Think...THINK.....THINK AGAIN.... I didnt speak about the identity that everyone speaks about! For I do not believe in boundaries! Anyhow.. happy republic day! (this is sufficient to beat logic for this day)
Because I WAS IN FUCKING SINGAPORE, you shitcock. What the fuck did you want me to call it? And what the fuck is up with patriotism? So your identity simply comes from the place your parents-cousins fucked in? No wonder you're so fucked in the head.
Buddy, this is sincerely not to convince you of the existence of God nor a logic to explain the contrary. It is just to reveal you that the human mind is the master of tricks. The truth is right before us.... only that to see it we have to stop ignoring it! Isn't it said "look before you leap"? So then think before you write and speak. A man is as much a christian if he reads the bible and attends the church as he is a car if he gets into a garage and stands there all night! So I enjoy your joke when you said you were a christian for four months...:-). And I also enjoyed the joke when, based on his experiences in South Africa, Gandhi said "I like Christ and not the Christians! ". (What a paradox! He beat your logic back then...don't you think?)
AH! Now I see it. This schmuck is simply another fundy pretending to be the logical thinker. A sheep in wolf's clothing, to hash a metaphor. How does he magically know what kind of a christian I was? Typical fundy thinking: If you leave christianity, you never were a christian in the first place (hence the car and garage argument), and the usual spiel, "don't ignore the truth". Get thee behind me, asswipe, for Mike doth know how fucked up thou art.
I had thought I have yet to meet a christian and lo I found one who wants to meet a fundie yet who talks logic.
But don't mind my harsh words..... it is just to provoke you to think.
So, I suggest you start THINKing........ til you find an answer.....don't just babble....:-).
Folks, I leave it to you. Really. Now read what this guy has typed, and explain to this angry, babbling evil ranting atheist S.O.B. where is the logic in this genius's argument. If only his folks 'believed in' contraception!
Yours provokingly,
Tarantula197823
Fuck You,
Hades
P.S. Fuck Jung, you pseudophilosophising piece of dogshit. Learn to form your own fucking opinions, instead of trying to impress people with the latest trendy crap you imbibed from some bullshit philosophy course.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Hazelnut latte this, motherfucker!
Folks,
Yes, Welcome me back you fucking douchebags because I am pissed off. Why am I pissed off? A friend of mine said, and I quote, "I would kill for a caramel macchiato" and that one sentence encapsulated what the fuck is wrong with us. That is why I am pissed off.
First off, what the fuck is a 'caramel macchiato'? Isn't this crap just another example of overpriced, over-flavoured, diabetes-inducing sugar laden, distilled bovine diarrhoea from the evil Starbucks?
Caramel macchiato, blended cream raspberry frappuccino, honey dew ice blended.. what the fuck is this noise? Do we need ten different kinds of artificially sweetened, overpriced sewage refuse to fuck up our systems? Doesn't anyone just drink a fucking cup of coffee anymore? Why must the flavour and aroma of good coffee be hidden and covered up under a cupload of shit and a pretentious italian nickname? Fuck, and people comment that drinking beer is bad for me, usually right after downing cup after cup of industrial waste that would turn their organs into liquid shit before they turn 30.
These products exist because of upper-middle-class, snooty, self-important cocksuckers whose idea of good taste and culture is somehow linked to drinking mass produced pseudo-italian beverages made by pimply faced teenaged high-school dropouts with IQ's of bratwurst for a company that continues to shaft some piss poor plantation worker in Guatemala while running of with billions in profits. What other reason can there be for swilling ten different kinds of rancid, violently coloured dog-piss while talking about some inane nonissue about who is the next Singapore Idol. Fuck them. Fuck them up their asses with giant steel dildos.
Haven't we had about enough of these fucks? If these people didn't exist, we wouldn't have companies like Starbucks poisoning us with their vile crap. They have succeeded in glorifying blandness and banal mediocrity, producing some toxic sludge that they call a 'hazelnut latte', which always tastes like caulking compound, regardless of which country's starfucks you drink it out of. Bland, over-sweetened, taste-bud-numbing cup of toxic waste at $5 anyone? Who the fuck drinks this crap? Oh that's right, we don't have much choice considering all other places that served decent coffee have all been assimilated by the borg, leaving me to choose between ten kinds of diluted rat's piss.
Don't get me wrong. I love fine coffee, but what the fuck does the fucking 'barista' of Starbucks know about coffee anyway? What on earth would some double-digit IQ having, minimum wage earning cretinous waterheaded spawn of corporate whoring parents know about good coffee making? About the same as what McDonald's patty tossers know about foie gras. So isn't it about time someone started executing some of these snooty motherfuckers who encourage this crap? Kill the fuckers who actually enjoy drinking bile like this and who actually encourage this shit. Let's save good coffee from Starbucks already.
As if these corporate pigswill weren't guilty enough, they hide their plundering behind cute sounding terms like 'Fair Trade Coffee' which basically means paying that poor schmuck in Ethiopia enough to just have enough food in his stomach to produce more coffee for these fucks to steal and charging you more for it. 'Fair trade' my left fucking testicle. When was the last time you saw a millionaire Somalian coffee grower? Or a very well to do Brazilian coffee plantation worker? Meanwhile, Starfucks and other faceless corporations continue to make a killing by shafting both the farmer and the middlemen in the name of 'fair trade'. Furthermore, why isn't ALL their coffee 'Fair Trade'? Are they trying to say that there is no way they can give the farmers a fair share without charging you more for it? If you're fucking dumb enough believe that and buy that crap, you show how fucking moronic you are and I hope the coffee you bought is poisoned with arsenic, just out of spite.
Yes, Welcome me back you fucking douchebags because I am pissed off. Why am I pissed off? A friend of mine said, and I quote, "I would kill for a caramel macchiato" and that one sentence encapsulated what the fuck is wrong with us. That is why I am pissed off.
First off, what the fuck is a 'caramel macchiato'? Isn't this crap just another example of overpriced, over-flavoured, diabetes-inducing sugar laden, distilled bovine diarrhoea from the evil Starbucks?
Caramel macchiato, blended cream raspberry frappuccino, honey dew ice blended.. what the fuck is this noise? Do we need ten different kinds of artificially sweetened, overpriced sewage refuse to fuck up our systems? Doesn't anyone just drink a fucking cup of coffee anymore? Why must the flavour and aroma of good coffee be hidden and covered up under a cupload of shit and a pretentious italian nickname? Fuck, and people comment that drinking beer is bad for me, usually right after downing cup after cup of industrial waste that would turn their organs into liquid shit before they turn 30.
These products exist because of upper-middle-class, snooty, self-important cocksuckers whose idea of good taste and culture is somehow linked to drinking mass produced pseudo-italian beverages made by pimply faced teenaged high-school dropouts with IQ's of bratwurst for a company that continues to shaft some piss poor plantation worker in Guatemala while running of with billions in profits. What other reason can there be for swilling ten different kinds of rancid, violently coloured dog-piss while talking about some inane nonissue about who is the next Singapore Idol. Fuck them. Fuck them up their asses with giant steel dildos.
Haven't we had about enough of these fucks? If these people didn't exist, we wouldn't have companies like Starbucks poisoning us with their vile crap. They have succeeded in glorifying blandness and banal mediocrity, producing some toxic sludge that they call a 'hazelnut latte', which always tastes like caulking compound, regardless of which country's starfucks you drink it out of. Bland, over-sweetened, taste-bud-numbing cup of toxic waste at $5 anyone? Who the fuck drinks this crap? Oh that's right, we don't have much choice considering all other places that served decent coffee have all been assimilated by the borg, leaving me to choose between ten kinds of diluted rat's piss.
Don't get me wrong. I love fine coffee, but what the fuck does the fucking 'barista' of Starbucks know about coffee anyway? What on earth would some double-digit IQ having, minimum wage earning cretinous waterheaded spawn of corporate whoring parents know about good coffee making? About the same as what McDonald's patty tossers know about foie gras. So isn't it about time someone started executing some of these snooty motherfuckers who encourage this crap? Kill the fuckers who actually enjoy drinking bile like this and who actually encourage this shit. Let's save good coffee from Starbucks already.
As if these corporate pigswill weren't guilty enough, they hide their plundering behind cute sounding terms like 'Fair Trade Coffee' which basically means paying that poor schmuck in Ethiopia enough to just have enough food in his stomach to produce more coffee for these fucks to steal and charging you more for it. 'Fair trade' my left fucking testicle. When was the last time you saw a millionaire Somalian coffee grower? Or a very well to do Brazilian coffee plantation worker? Meanwhile, Starfucks and other faceless corporations continue to make a killing by shafting both the farmer and the middlemen in the name of 'fair trade'. Furthermore, why isn't ALL their coffee 'Fair Trade'? Are they trying to say that there is no way they can give the farmers a fair share without charging you more for it? If you're fucking dumb enough believe that and buy that crap, you show how fucking moronic you are and I hope the coffee you bought is poisoned with arsenic, just out of spite.
Friday, January 05, 2007
Away
Folks,
Sorry for the lack of updates, but I have been hell busy. I shall continue to be for the next few weeks, so until then expect no updates from the Evil Atheist.
I will resume the ranting once I have a bit of time on my hands. Till then, go amuse yourselves in whatever depraved way you see fit.
-Hades
Sorry for the lack of updates, but I have been hell busy. I shall continue to be for the next few weeks, so until then expect no updates from the Evil Atheist.
I will resume the ranting once I have a bit of time on my hands. Till then, go amuse yourselves in whatever depraved way you see fit.
-Hades
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