Folks,
All those hundreds of you who suddenly started reading my blog looking for 'Shaila Nair', I want you to go away. No, I want you all to die, preferably in an amusing fashion. You fucking deserve to have your cocks beaten into your fucking bodies with sledge-hammers. You are an affront to all that is good and masculine. Go and kill yourself.
Just TWO WORDS, Two fucking words about some minister's daughter-in-law in fucking Malaysia drove HUNDREDS of sexually inadequate, emotionally retarded, drooling, sub-human dimwits to this site, in search of:
a> Her sex video
b> Her fucking suicide
c> Both
You know who you are, you bunch of sick whackjobs. You fucks are probably still sitting out there, leering, dick in hand, bottle of lube by the mouse hoping to see a digitised pussy-shot of this bimbotic airhead of a cunt who is obviously too stupid to be in the same fucking room as a loaded dick. Stop wasting my oxygen, you bunch of ignorant motherfuckers. I hope you all lose your left testicles to mouse-electrocution. What on earth made you think you find that fucking video on a site named "EVIL ATHEIST"? That's EVIL fucking ATHEIST motherfucker, not "UGLY OLD BITCH FUCKING". Learn to fucking be a bit more discerning, will ya?!
Let me dissect the damage here. My site attracts an average of 20-40 visitors a day, and ever since the entry I posted on February 5th, it shot up to hundreds a day, 95% of whom search for the SAME TWO FUCKING WORDS. Please, do me and the genepool a favour, and go kill yourself. If you are that fucking desperate for action that you are willing to come to a site named "EVIL ATHEIST" for your tit porn needs, you are a stain on the fabric of humanity, and testicular cancer is too good for you people. Go get a fucking life, for crying out loud, instead of trying to jack off to horribly produced handphone-porn, trying to decipher which of the fucking pixels represent poontang.
The last thing The Evil Atheist needs is scores of dumb jackoffs, too stupid to even find their fly buttons, accidentally stumbling into his site. Let me not be the one to tell you what porn you can and cannot watch, so please do not come to my site to try and acquire kilobyte videos of horrible fucking. Go to fucking bangbros or something and buy their shit and jack off to college fuckfest or some such shit. Leave the Evil Atheist free to rant by himself without interference from you fuckblintzes. Fuck, I have a regular fan-base to take care of, and the last thing I need to worry about is the kind of dickwad who can barely spell 'pron' rummaging through my site like a pig looking for truffles.
So seriously cut your head off, lick a whore's ass, anything. Just go and die.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Fat, ugly, ex-stripper dies. Do you give a fuck?
The headlines on CNN blared: Reality TV star Anna Nicole Smith dies at 39! Being incapacitated with a bad case of tonsilitis I read on.
Finally. The gold-digging skank-bitch kicked the bucket, thus cutting short what promised to be a career filled with meaningless media appearances, eating enough food to feed half of Somalia for a week in one sitting, bitching about how the world is so fucked up to her because she sees a need to devour an entire refrigerator for lunch. Fuck Anna Nicole Smith. Fuck her up the ass with a broken tree trunk.
What? Doesn't the fact that LARRY FUCKING KING said "she was a woman with some class" ring alarm bells in the head? Way to boost that fucking credibility of yours, Larry you senile fuck. The only class that skank had in her was the entire class of '95 from the University of Southern California. While millions died of genocide in fucking Darfur, Sudan, the media attention was focussed on this hillbilly, two-volt-brained, gold-digging skank of a 'celebrity' whose greatest contribution to humanity was fucking a billionaire tycoon to death and then killing herself in an entirely humourous way. The very fact that now ten different men are claiming they fathered her child shows that this was a cunt who would fuck a kitchen sink if it had an extra long tap. Why does the media focus on this bitch? How fucking hypocritical are we that we ignore a fucking genocide in one part of the world and yet spend inordinate amounts of time pondering over a rich, stupid cunt whose only claim to fame has been the removal from the genepool of a creature that looked like something out of Steven Spielberg's alien movies.
It really shows where our priorities lie. Fuck CNN. And come to think of it, Fuck you too.
Finally. The gold-digging skank-bitch kicked the bucket, thus cutting short what promised to be a career filled with meaningless media appearances, eating enough food to feed half of Somalia for a week in one sitting, bitching about how the world is so fucked up to her because she sees a need to devour an entire refrigerator for lunch. Fuck Anna Nicole Smith. Fuck her up the ass with a broken tree trunk.
What? Doesn't the fact that LARRY FUCKING KING said "she was a woman with some class" ring alarm bells in the head? Way to boost that fucking credibility of yours, Larry you senile fuck. The only class that skank had in her was the entire class of '95 from the University of Southern California. While millions died of genocide in fucking Darfur, Sudan, the media attention was focussed on this hillbilly, two-volt-brained, gold-digging skank of a 'celebrity' whose greatest contribution to humanity was fucking a billionaire tycoon to death and then killing herself in an entirely humourous way. The very fact that now ten different men are claiming they fathered her child shows that this was a cunt who would fuck a kitchen sink if it had an extra long tap. Why does the media focus on this bitch? How fucking hypocritical are we that we ignore a fucking genocide in one part of the world and yet spend inordinate amounts of time pondering over a rich, stupid cunt whose only claim to fame has been the removal from the genepool of a creature that looked like something out of Steven Spielberg's alien movies.
It really shows where our priorities lie. Fuck CNN. And come to think of it, Fuck you too.
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Sex sells, including kids blowing grown men
Folks,
What the fuck is up with men who want to fuck kids? No, really. How on earth does one go about getting turned on by the sight of naked babies? Seriously?
You know, when I read a news story like this:
Austrian authorities said Wednesday they have uncovered a major international child pornography ring involving more than 2,360 suspects from 77 countries, including hundreds in the United States, who paid to view videos of young children being sexually abused.
The children were under the age of 14 and screams could be heard, said Harald Gremel, an Austrian police expert on Internet crime who headed the investigation.
I just have to ask, WHY?! Humans are the only creatures in the fucking universe to actually want to fuck their own juveniles. And it's not just some scrummy freak perversion that can be explained away as a statistical anomaly. The article goes on to say that about 2,400 men across 77 countries were caught in the latest bust. SEVENTY FUCKING SEVEN countries. And those are just the fucks they caught. Imagine the thousands that got away. It's bad enough WANTING to fuck kids, but what kind of a sick, perverted mentality wants to watch some fat semi-retarded, social misfit trying to stick his semi-limp, inadequate, wart ravaged dick into the snatch of a kicking 5 year old? I mean, where is the sexual thrill to be derived from watching this shit?
I mean I can understand why some dickwad might want to dress up as Lisa Minelli while his wife runs about the house naked except for a wizard's hat before jumping onto him from the fucking ceiling fan. Hell, if that is what it takes for them to keep the fucking 'magic' alive, more power to them, but what the FUCK is the logic behind wanting to see someone get dirty with a 6 year old kid? What are these people doing still polluting our genepool?
An acquaintance told me, it's about the need for power. Apparently these men feel so damn inadequate they have to exercise their manliness on the most vulnerable section of society, fucking kids. Oh really? I don't buy that argument for one simple reason. There were times almost every fucking one of us felt inadequate about some thing or the other. That does not mean that I immediately have the urge to go rip the clothes off some fucking 10 year old and go down on her! If inadequacy and lack of power really caused men to turn into paedophiles, then explain Michael Jackson to me. This is a guy who had groupies willing to blow him dawn to dusk, and he decided to do a Burger King act: sticking his 40 year old meat in 10 year old buns. While the power hypothesis might explain why catholic priests want to get it on with altar boys, it does not explain why the fuck would someone want to watch that kinda stuff for shits and giggles. I don't get chubs watching fucking Hitler's greatest speeches or something.
The internet is starting to bring up humanity's hidden garbage, and the more news like this comes up, the more it is blatantly obvious that we are anything but civilised. Behind the facade of civilisation lies humanity's true colours, that of savage beasts. Fuck, we're barely better than animals and in far many ways, we're worse off. Not to say this is a bad thing, because it makes humanity so much more entertaining. Imagine if we were just like other species? How boring would life then be without rampant paedophilia, serial killers, NAMBLA, Al Qaeda, molesting priests, George W Bush etc?
I was also reading about how more and more animal groups wanted to outlaw animal testing of products and medicines. Immediately I hit upon a solution to rehabilitate these deranged misfits who produce kiddie porn into society while protecting animals; test subjects for experimental drugs. Simple, clean and no loss of innocent life, and besides, as I pointed out earlier, these fucks are worse off than animals anyway. Too grotesque? Too inhumane? Hear me out, will ya? Now in Singapore, we have the death penalty for stupid shit like drug trafficking and yet when a guy sticks his cock down the throat of a 2 year old, we let him off with a few years in the slammer. Fuck that, let's use these fuckers as test subjects for medicines and drugs. Let us help them contribute to society and point out that just as they don't appreciate receiving genital herpes through a needle, many kids also do not appreciate them jamming their needles into their various body orifices. Let them contribute to medical science, and maybe when they are plucking at the canker sores around their anal cavities, they might get a chance to reflect on how fucked up it is to want to fuck kids.
Of course on the other hand we could just outlaw Catholicism and half these drooling perverts would be out of work and kids to bugger.
What the fuck is up with men who want to fuck kids? No, really. How on earth does one go about getting turned on by the sight of naked babies? Seriously?
You know, when I read a news story like this:
Austrian authorities said Wednesday they have uncovered a major international child pornography ring involving more than 2,360 suspects from 77 countries, including hundreds in the United States, who paid to view videos of young children being sexually abused.
The children were under the age of 14 and screams could be heard, said Harald Gremel, an Austrian police expert on Internet crime who headed the investigation.
I just have to ask, WHY?! Humans are the only creatures in the fucking universe to actually want to fuck their own juveniles. And it's not just some scrummy freak perversion that can be explained away as a statistical anomaly. The article goes on to say that about 2,400 men across 77 countries were caught in the latest bust. SEVENTY FUCKING SEVEN countries. And those are just the fucks they caught. Imagine the thousands that got away. It's bad enough WANTING to fuck kids, but what kind of a sick, perverted mentality wants to watch some fat semi-retarded, social misfit trying to stick his semi-limp, inadequate, wart ravaged dick into the snatch of a kicking 5 year old? I mean, where is the sexual thrill to be derived from watching this shit?
I mean I can understand why some dickwad might want to dress up as Lisa Minelli while his wife runs about the house naked except for a wizard's hat before jumping onto him from the fucking ceiling fan. Hell, if that is what it takes for them to keep the fucking 'magic' alive, more power to them, but what the FUCK is the logic behind wanting to see someone get dirty with a 6 year old kid? What are these people doing still polluting our genepool?
An acquaintance told me, it's about the need for power. Apparently these men feel so damn inadequate they have to exercise their manliness on the most vulnerable section of society, fucking kids. Oh really? I don't buy that argument for one simple reason. There were times almost every fucking one of us felt inadequate about some thing or the other. That does not mean that I immediately have the urge to go rip the clothes off some fucking 10 year old and go down on her! If inadequacy and lack of power really caused men to turn into paedophiles, then explain Michael Jackson to me. This is a guy who had groupies willing to blow him dawn to dusk, and he decided to do a Burger King act: sticking his 40 year old meat in 10 year old buns. While the power hypothesis might explain why catholic priests want to get it on with altar boys, it does not explain why the fuck would someone want to watch that kinda stuff for shits and giggles. I don't get chubs watching fucking Hitler's greatest speeches or something.
The internet is starting to bring up humanity's hidden garbage, and the more news like this comes up, the more it is blatantly obvious that we are anything but civilised. Behind the facade of civilisation lies humanity's true colours, that of savage beasts. Fuck, we're barely better than animals and in far many ways, we're worse off. Not to say this is a bad thing, because it makes humanity so much more entertaining. Imagine if we were just like other species? How boring would life then be without rampant paedophilia, serial killers, NAMBLA, Al Qaeda, molesting priests, George W Bush etc?
I was also reading about how more and more animal groups wanted to outlaw animal testing of products and medicines. Immediately I hit upon a solution to rehabilitate these deranged misfits who produce kiddie porn into society while protecting animals; test subjects for experimental drugs. Simple, clean and no loss of innocent life, and besides, as I pointed out earlier, these fucks are worse off than animals anyway. Too grotesque? Too inhumane? Hear me out, will ya? Now in Singapore, we have the death penalty for stupid shit like drug trafficking and yet when a guy sticks his cock down the throat of a 2 year old, we let him off with a few years in the slammer. Fuck that, let's use these fuckers as test subjects for medicines and drugs. Let us help them contribute to society and point out that just as they don't appreciate receiving genital herpes through a needle, many kids also do not appreciate them jamming their needles into their various body orifices. Let them contribute to medical science, and maybe when they are plucking at the canker sores around their anal cavities, they might get a chance to reflect on how fucked up it is to want to fuck kids.
Of course on the other hand we could just outlaw Catholicism and half these drooling perverts would be out of work and kids to bugger.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Do we really need these kids? - Random Acts of Directed Anger Issue 1
Folks,
Welcome to the latest addition to the Evil Atheist: Random Acts of Directed Anger. Normally, the Evil Atheist's rants tend to make liberal use of foul language, but Random Acts of Directed Anger would specifically rip apart certain subjects with extra venom.
For the inaugural issue, I want you all to take a good look at this article from the Daily Telegraph, and decide for yourself, if we really need these mouthbreathers wasting our precious natural resources.
Helpline for fearful fans of Harry Potter
By Nigel Reynolds, Arts Correspondent
Waterstone's is looking to set up a helpline for fans of Harry Potter because two important characters in JK Rowling's saga will die in the last instalment to be published this summer.
The book chain forecast that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows would become not only the best-selling Harry Potter title but the biggest selling book in history. But that may not bring unalloyed happiness to the nation because of Rowling's warning about the deaths.
Debbie Williams, of Waterstone's, said yesterday: "This could be a similar moment to when Take That split up — there could be a lot of upset teenagers out there. We are looking to set up a helpline for them."
Now I am a reasonable chap. I would think that kids who have been reading this bilge from Rowling since 5 years ago would be old enough to know what is fucking fiction and what is not. Now if they can't make that distinction in their lives, I hope they die and I want them to die. No sympathy from me.
Now if the fact that an anticlimactic juggernaut of a book that has been the culmination of a series of increasingly lost plot-lines, rambling non-issues, and poorly thought out twists in an increasingly stale plot being the largest selling book in history is not enough to make your blood curdle, then surely the fact that the publishers have to set up helplines to handle the fallout of a fake, one-dimensional character or two dying is a sign of the fucking apocalypse. I don't blame the book publisher though, although they are partly responsible for the turd that is clogging up the toilet of humanity's great misdimeanours that is Harry Potter. No, I blame fucking society for producing such fucked up kids. The fact that there are some kids that are so fucking shallow that they need to come up with a helpline to handle the death of two fictional characters shows how fucked society can become at times. Folks, remember this: If you need a fucking counsellor to handle the emotional pain on the bereavement of a fake human being then you need to fucking die. End of argument. Don't give me the "Oh I am lonely and Harry was my only friend". Fuck you.
Where the fuck are our values? Why do we need to save these fucking brat-spawn of upper middle class, sundried tomato-eating, piece-of-shit emotional fuckbuckets who think the world ought to stop what it's doing and listen to their meaningless tantrums about a group of industry-approved fictional characters? Shouldn't we be saving kids who, I don't know, maybe a bit grateful for the intervention? Fuck, if some cunt wants to jump off the fucking Empire State Building, I'll be glad to sit back and cheer her on. We are protecting these fucking kids, mollycoddling them and making them come out thinking just because they exist, they are fucking entitled to everything. Fuck them. Life sucks because Hermione fucking Granger caught anal warts and died lonely, in a pool of her own solid waste? Tough luck, Shitcock. Now get your crying ass to school.
I can bet you five gets you ten that somewhere in this setup, their fucking parents were involved. Campus-liberal, pseudo-intellectual, Volvo-driving, inane, puerile fuckwad parents who think that just because they got fucking kids, the whole world ought to fucking worship them.
Here is the Evil Atheist's view on your kids (inspired by George Carlin's fantastic rant: Fuck the Children): FUCK THEM. You have turned them into fucking attention-whores. They need to learn the hard way that the fucking world does not revolve around them, and that they need to suck up and face life, not be shielded from it at every turn. If they are too fucking dumb to realise the difference between reality and fucking fiction and not know where to draw the line between dreamland and dour reality, the blame lies squarely with you and it should not be the fucking responsibility of the book publisher to handle the fucking fallout. Do us a favour, and kill your kids and then kill yourselves. I can rent you a knife for a reasonable fee.
What the fuck kind of a message are we sending to kids? That it's fucking okay to be a tantrum-throwing, attention-seeking shallow cumbubble?
You know, just out of spite, I hope Harry fucking Potter dies. I hope he dies in some seedy cul de sac, naked, with his brain fried on fucking crack, a giant steel dildo sticking out of his ass and Ron's dick in his mouth. I hope he kills everyone else in the fucking book by giving them anally transmitted HIV too. Now if THAT was in the last book, I would gladly plonk $30 on the counter of fucking Borders to read it.
I am available for childrens' parties by the way. (Thank you, Bill Hicks)
Welcome to the latest addition to the Evil Atheist: Random Acts of Directed Anger. Normally, the Evil Atheist's rants tend to make liberal use of foul language, but Random Acts of Directed Anger would specifically rip apart certain subjects with extra venom.
For the inaugural issue, I want you all to take a good look at this article from the Daily Telegraph, and decide for yourself, if we really need these mouthbreathers wasting our precious natural resources.
Helpline for fearful fans of Harry Potter
By Nigel Reynolds, Arts Correspondent
Waterstone's is looking to set up a helpline for fans of Harry Potter because two important characters in JK Rowling's saga will die in the last instalment to be published this summer.
The book chain forecast that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows would become not only the best-selling Harry Potter title but the biggest selling book in history. But that may not bring unalloyed happiness to the nation because of Rowling's warning about the deaths.
Debbie Williams, of Waterstone's, said yesterday: "This could be a similar moment to when Take That split up — there could be a lot of upset teenagers out there. We are looking to set up a helpline for them."
Now I am a reasonable chap. I would think that kids who have been reading this bilge from Rowling since 5 years ago would be old enough to know what is fucking fiction and what is not. Now if they can't make that distinction in their lives, I hope they die and I want them to die. No sympathy from me.
Now if the fact that an anticlimactic juggernaut of a book that has been the culmination of a series of increasingly lost plot-lines, rambling non-issues, and poorly thought out twists in an increasingly stale plot being the largest selling book in history is not enough to make your blood curdle, then surely the fact that the publishers have to set up helplines to handle the fallout of a fake, one-dimensional character or two dying is a sign of the fucking apocalypse. I don't blame the book publisher though, although they are partly responsible for the turd that is clogging up the toilet of humanity's great misdimeanours that is Harry Potter. No, I blame fucking society for producing such fucked up kids. The fact that there are some kids that are so fucking shallow that they need to come up with a helpline to handle the death of two fictional characters shows how fucked society can become at times. Folks, remember this: If you need a fucking counsellor to handle the emotional pain on the bereavement of a fake human being then you need to fucking die. End of argument. Don't give me the "Oh I am lonely and Harry was my only friend". Fuck you.
Where the fuck are our values? Why do we need to save these fucking brat-spawn of upper middle class, sundried tomato-eating, piece-of-shit emotional fuckbuckets who think the world ought to stop what it's doing and listen to their meaningless tantrums about a group of industry-approved fictional characters? Shouldn't we be saving kids who, I don't know, maybe a bit grateful for the intervention? Fuck, if some cunt wants to jump off the fucking Empire State Building, I'll be glad to sit back and cheer her on. We are protecting these fucking kids, mollycoddling them and making them come out thinking just because they exist, they are fucking entitled to everything. Fuck them. Life sucks because Hermione fucking Granger caught anal warts and died lonely, in a pool of her own solid waste? Tough luck, Shitcock. Now get your crying ass to school.
I can bet you five gets you ten that somewhere in this setup, their fucking parents were involved. Campus-liberal, pseudo-intellectual, Volvo-driving, inane, puerile fuckwad parents who think that just because they got fucking kids, the whole world ought to fucking worship them.
Here is the Evil Atheist's view on your kids (inspired by George Carlin's fantastic rant: Fuck the Children): FUCK THEM. You have turned them into fucking attention-whores. They need to learn the hard way that the fucking world does not revolve around them, and that they need to suck up and face life, not be shielded from it at every turn. If they are too fucking dumb to realise the difference between reality and fucking fiction and not know where to draw the line between dreamland and dour reality, the blame lies squarely with you and it should not be the fucking responsibility of the book publisher to handle the fucking fallout. Do us a favour, and kill your kids and then kill yourselves. I can rent you a knife for a reasonable fee.
What the fuck kind of a message are we sending to kids? That it's fucking okay to be a tantrum-throwing, attention-seeking shallow cumbubble?
You know, just out of spite, I hope Harry fucking Potter dies. I hope he dies in some seedy cul de sac, naked, with his brain fried on fucking crack, a giant steel dildo sticking out of his ass and Ron's dick in his mouth. I hope he kills everyone else in the fucking book by giving them anally transmitted HIV too. Now if THAT was in the last book, I would gladly plonk $30 on the counter of fucking Borders to read it.
I am available for childrens' parties by the way. (Thank you, Bill Hicks)
Monday, February 05, 2007
Terrorist Bloggers!
Folks,
Recently it was announced that the rulers of Singapore are embarking on a 'counter insurgency' campaign against bloggers who don't post items in favour of the ruling class. YES, they actually are calling bloggers like mr brown and others 'insurgents', which is of course a euphemism for 'terrorists'. I suppose the Evil Atheist is guilty as well, while certainly not attracting an audience of millions that the others command, has his own fanatical following of three. Two of whom aren't even family members!
Now normally the Evil Atheist would love it that an establishment figure like the gubmint of Singapore is actually calling a bunch of bloggers 'terrorists'. The Evil Atheist would love to disagree with the government, pointing out the numerous blogs out there that exist that point out real, honest criticism of government policy, sites that really seem to exist solely to inform and educate the normally compliant and desensitised local populace about real issues in an unbiased manner. The government was making it too easy for bloggers, or so I thought.
It was then that I saw the number of hits I got for an entry on Shaila Nair and Paris Hilton I posted barely hours ago.
It was then that I reviewed some of the entries and nominees for the Shitblog Awards (2007).
It was then that I rememberd that for inexplicable reason, a peroxided psuedo-blonde chinese girl is one of the most read sites on the internet.
I therefore change my stand. If the Singapore government can promise me that they would play their part in ensuring the elimination of these floating turds in our gene pool, I would heartily support their 'counter insurgency'.
If the Singapore government will promise me a Xiaxue-free internet, I would even chip in with a few bucks to aid the 'war effort'.
If the Singapore government is willing to publicly execute every person who asks for crappy videos of bad fucking, or who searches for that stuff in my blog I would heartily laud their efforts and even stop making fun of the First Familee.
If the Singapore government can bitchslap some sense into annoying, prepubescent, emotionally retarded, mindless droning bubblegum bitches who think that their life sucks because their cat had to be castrated or their Myspace account crashed, I would gladly volunteer my effort and time for such a noble cause.
Until then, what the fuck does the government hope to achieve by doing something this retarded? Do they really think their anonymous comments won't be traced back to them? Worse still, now every fucking douchebag who makes a pro-government comment would be seen as being in the pockets of the PAP. Is this what the government wants?
The government also aims to do it 'anonymously'. Right. I wonder what happened to all the bluster about taking responsibility for your words and actions that the PAP and their winged monkeys love to spout when suing the pants off some schmuck blogger. So when it comes to the internet where the world can laugh at your silly insecure ass and you can't go crying to the courts, it becomes necessary to hide behind the curtain of anonymity? Why Mr. Troll, if you're so convinced of your party's views and stand, do you need to hide behind a false name? Why don't you just remove that sheep's outfit so the rest of the world can see what a pathetically snivelling wolf you really are.
And please, get on with the times. If you really go through with this project, you will be not only the laughing stock of Singapore, but the world itself. Leave us the fuck alone and go find more ways of making million while sitting on your ass and digging your nose.
Note to Singaporeans: The GST hike is funding this kinda crap. Think about it.
Recently it was announced that the rulers of Singapore are embarking on a 'counter insurgency' campaign against bloggers who don't post items in favour of the ruling class. YES, they actually are calling bloggers like mr brown and others 'insurgents', which is of course a euphemism for 'terrorists'. I suppose the Evil Atheist is guilty as well, while certainly not attracting an audience of millions that the others command, has his own fanatical following of three. Two of whom aren't even family members!
Now normally the Evil Atheist would love it that an establishment figure like the gubmint of Singapore is actually calling a bunch of bloggers 'terrorists'. The Evil Atheist would love to disagree with the government, pointing out the numerous blogs out there that exist that point out real, honest criticism of government policy, sites that really seem to exist solely to inform and educate the normally compliant and desensitised local populace about real issues in an unbiased manner. The government was making it too easy for bloggers, or so I thought.
It was then that I saw the number of hits I got for an entry on Shaila Nair and Paris Hilton I posted barely hours ago.
It was then that I reviewed some of the entries and nominees for the Shitblog Awards (2007).
It was then that I rememberd that for inexplicable reason, a peroxided psuedo-blonde chinese girl is one of the most read sites on the internet.
I therefore change my stand. If the Singapore government can promise me that they would play their part in ensuring the elimination of these floating turds in our gene pool, I would heartily support their 'counter insurgency'.
If the Singapore government will promise me a Xiaxue-free internet, I would even chip in with a few bucks to aid the 'war effort'.
If the Singapore government is willing to publicly execute every person who asks for crappy videos of bad fucking, or who searches for that stuff in my blog I would heartily laud their efforts and even stop making fun of the First Familee.
If the Singapore government can bitchslap some sense into annoying, prepubescent, emotionally retarded, mindless droning bubblegum bitches who think that their life sucks because their cat had to be castrated or their Myspace account crashed, I would gladly volunteer my effort and time for such a noble cause.
Until then, what the fuck does the government hope to achieve by doing something this retarded? Do they really think their anonymous comments won't be traced back to them? Worse still, now every fucking douchebag who makes a pro-government comment would be seen as being in the pockets of the PAP. Is this what the government wants?
The government also aims to do it 'anonymously'. Right. I wonder what happened to all the bluster about taking responsibility for your words and actions that the PAP and their winged monkeys love to spout when suing the pants off some schmuck blogger. So when it comes to the internet where the world can laugh at your silly insecure ass and you can't go crying to the courts, it becomes necessary to hide behind the curtain of anonymity? Why Mr. Troll, if you're so convinced of your party's views and stand, do you need to hide behind a false name? Why don't you just remove that sheep's outfit so the rest of the world can see what a pathetically snivelling wolf you really are.
And please, get on with the times. If you really go through with this project, you will be not only the laughing stock of Singapore, but the world itself. Leave us the fuck alone and go find more ways of making million while sitting on your ass and digging your nose.
Note to Singaporeans: The GST hike is funding this kinda crap. Think about it.
Shaila Nair, Paris Hilton, Who's Next?
What the fuck is up with people going for crappy videos produced on tiny little mobile phones and hand held video cameras? Damn, if one more person asks me about the Shaila Nair video, I swear I shall personally pluck his/her eyeball out with a ball point pen. What the fuck is there to appreciate about porn that has been produced for viewing on a two by two inch screen? Who the fuck gets turned on by pixelated nipples and moans that sound like a water heater in distress? So she is the daughter in law of some fucking jackoff minister in Malaysia. Since when did that become a qualifying point to do porn? In the age of 18 year olds willing to get it on with geriatrics, do we really need this shoddily shot, two bit reel featuring a 32 year old hag and some schmuck who probably has just figured out how to use his spanking new mobile phone?
Another train wreck in the history of porn production: Paris Hilton, the Queen of Skank. Apparently there is a huge market for naked anorexic, airheaded, assembly line produced dumb blonde bimbos. Who gives a fuck if this bitch is a Hilton? Are we that hard up for jerking material that we really need to beat off to the sight of this peptobismol-pink airhead seen under infrared imaging? Fuck, human beings should not look green under any circumstances, let alone fucking.
Folks, if you want to jack off to porn, at least make sure it's well made. If you are so crazy about videos of bad fucking, why don't you just tape yourself doing it and watch it for shits and giggles? Oh right, you fucks don't get laid. Sorry.
Another train wreck in the history of porn production: Paris Hilton, the Queen of Skank. Apparently there is a huge market for naked anorexic, airheaded, assembly line produced dumb blonde bimbos. Who gives a fuck if this bitch is a Hilton? Are we that hard up for jerking material that we really need to beat off to the sight of this peptobismol-pink airhead seen under infrared imaging? Fuck, human beings should not look green under any circumstances, let alone fucking.
Folks, if you want to jack off to porn, at least make sure it's well made. If you are so crazy about videos of bad fucking, why don't you just tape yourself doing it and watch it for shits and giggles? Oh right, you fucks don't get laid. Sorry.
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